View Full Version : The Jerk Store Called, They're Runnin' out of You...
Viking Kitten
3/21/2007, 10:52 AM
The Soonerov family may have singlehandly caused an ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. (No, I'm not talking about Czar taking a whiz while body surfing.) I don't think there are any shrimp left. We ate them all.
Mmmmmm. Shrimp. For lunch. For dinner. For snacks. For four days straight. Right from the gulf to our table. Boiled shrimp+Shiner Bock=Happy VK.
Our son likes 'em brought to him with their jackets still on. He looks at its little shrimp face, and in his best Goldfinger voice says, "Hello Mr. Prawn," then pops the head off and and says, "Goodbye, Mr, Prawn." He made a nearby emo kid cry. I have no idea where he learned such deplorable behavior. :O
My daughter got to hold a live puffer fish, stingray and shark. My son saved some stranded jellyfish and learned to body surf. We went out and watched wild dolphins at play.
Today I'm back at work staring at this dang computer and wanting to throw things at people. Did we miss anything good around here?
JohnnyMack
3/21/2007, 10:53 AM
Nice job Mrs. Gump.
Oldnslo
3/21/2007, 10:53 AM
I was selectively hilarious.
Petro-Sooner
3/21/2007, 10:58 AM
1TC "got some". :mack:
Hamhock
3/21/2007, 11:03 AM
were'd ya go?
IB4OU2
3/21/2007, 11:05 AM
I don't think there are any shrimp left. We ate them all.
Mmmmmm. Shrimp. For lunch. For dinner. For snacks. For four days straight. Right from the gulf to our table. Boiled shrimp+Shiner Bock=Happy VK.
Our son likes 'em brought to him with their jackets still on. He looks at its little shrimp face, and in his best Goldfinger voice says, "Hello Mr. Prawn," then pops the head off and and says, "Goodbye, Mr, Prawn." He made a nearby emo kid cry. I have no idea where he learned such deplorable behavior. :O
That's not a very good Bubba impersonation...
Viking Kitten
3/21/2007, 11:08 AM
Port Aransas, TX. Spring Break for the entire state of Texas was last week, so we missed all the puking high school kids, retarded horny horns and shootings and just got to enjoy 80 degrees and quiet beaches.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 11:10 AM
1TC "got some"...
..."**** on his finger".
Howzit
3/21/2007, 11:10 AM
Did you know that shrimp and cockroaches are related?
Viking Kitten
3/21/2007, 11:12 AM
Are cockroaches delicious? Are we allowed to say "****roaches"?
Hamhock
3/21/2007, 11:12 AM
alton says that cockroaches are right next to lobster on the chart.
Hamhock
3/21/2007, 11:13 AM
Port Aransas, TX. Spring Break for the entire state of Texas was last week, so we missed all the puking high school kids, retarded horny horns and shootings and just got to enjoy 80 degrees and quiet beaches.
there's some good fishin' down there. did you do any fishin'?
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/21/2007, 11:13 AM
The 'making an emo kid cry' part is cracking me up...
:D
Viking Kitten
3/21/2007, 11:14 AM
Cockroaches with lemon and melted butter. Mmmm-mmmm, bitches.
Petro-Sooner
3/21/2007, 11:14 AM
Did you know that shrimp and cockroaches are related?
From the same phylum? I should know this one. Had a class on invertabrates last semester.
Viking Kitten
3/21/2007, 11:16 AM
there's some good fishin' down there. did you do any fishin'?
We planned to, but this trip got shortened because Czar had a work conflict last week, so no time. I wanna catch a shark really bad.
MamaMia
3/21/2007, 11:18 AM
...Our son likes 'em brought to him with their jackets still on. He looks at its little shrimp face, and in his best Goldfinger voice says, "Hello Mr. Prawn," then pops the head off and and says, "Goodbye, Mr, Prawn." He made a nearby emo kid cry. I have no idea where he learned such deplorable behavior. :O
My daughter got to hold a live puffer fish, stingray and shark. My son saved some stranded jellyfish and learned to body surf. We went out and watched wild dolphins at play.
Today I'm back at work staring at this dang computer and wanting to throw things at people. Did we miss anything good around here?Jellyfish remind me of the French. They are in constant need of being saved and have absolutely no backbone whatsoever. ;)
Its nice to have you home VK. :D
jk the sooner fan
3/21/2007, 11:29 AM
dont kid us, we all know you went down there so you could sport your new bikini look on the beach
JohnnyMack
3/21/2007, 11:30 AM
We planned to, but this trip got shortened because Czar had a work conflict last week, so no time. I wanna catch a shark really bad.
Hang out with this dude:
http://dailymotion.alice.it/video/xjbfz_nage-avec-le-grand-blanc
You'll either catch one or die tryin'.
OCUDad
3/21/2007, 11:37 AM
From the same phylum? I should know this one. Had a class on invertabrates last semester.Did they teach you how to spell "invertebrates" in that class? :rolleyes:
Howzit
3/21/2007, 11:39 AM
alton says that cockroaches are right next to lobster on the chart.
Oh. Well never mind, then.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 11:39 AM
Did they teach you how to spell "invertebrates" in that class? :rolleyes:
He just said he took the class; he didn't say he got an A in it. :D
Hamhock
3/21/2007, 11:50 AM
The 'making an emo kid cry' part is cracking me up...
:D
what's an emo? i thought she misspelled elmo.
BigRedJed
3/21/2007, 11:51 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.
Newbomb Turk
3/21/2007, 12:01 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.
http://www.wonderquest.com/shrimp.gif
achiro
3/21/2007, 12:04 PM
Wonder what your mercury toxicity levels are like now?
OCUDad
3/21/2007, 12:06 PM
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5224/cockroachwz8.gif
Petro-Sooner
3/21/2007, 12:15 PM
He just said he took the class; he didn't say he got an A in it. :D
I made a C, thank you very much. And I'm proud of that C. ;)
IB4OU2
3/21/2007, 12:35 PM
alton says that cockroaches are right next to lobster on the cart.
We must shop at the same store....:(
SoonerJack
3/21/2007, 01:21 PM
Courtesy of Wikipedia, I bring you....EMO
Emo is a somewhat ambiguous, controversial slang term most frequently used to describe a fashion or subculture which is usually defined to have roots in punk fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_fashion) and subculture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_subculture), as well as some attributes of gothic fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_fashion) and subculture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goth_subculture).
Emo fashion is usually defined to have roots in punk fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_fashion) as well as gothic fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_fashion).[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-daily_mail) By almost all current definitions, emo clothing is characterized by tight jeans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeans) on males and females alike, long fringe (bangs) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe_%28hair%29) often brushed to one side of the face, dyed black hair, tight t-shirts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-shirt) which often bear the names of rock bands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_bands), studded belts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_%28clothing%29), belt buckles, Chuck Taylor All-Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Taylor_All-Stars) or other black shoes - often old and beaten up - and thick, black-rimmed glasses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasses).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-knot_magazine)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-incendiary_magazine)[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-fourfa.com_fashion_tips)[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-gurl_magazine)[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-how_to_dress_emo_2.0_girls)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-how_to_dress_emo_2.0_boys) Emo fashion has changed with time; early trends included haircuts similar to those worn by the Romulans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulans) and Vulcans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcans) in Star Trek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek), tightly fitting sweaters, button-down shirts, and work jackets (often called gas station jackets). This has fallen out of fashion nowadays.
When referring to a person's personality and attitude, most definitions of emo hold that an "emo person" is candid about their emotions, sensitive, shy, introverted, broken-hearted, glum, and often quiet.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-gurl_magazine)[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-urbandictionary) Emo personality is also often connected with writing poetry, which addresses confusion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confusion), depression (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression), loneliness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loneliness), and anger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anger), all resulting from the world's inability to understand the author.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-daily_mail) Emo poetry uses a combination of any of: a highly emotional tone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tone_%28literary%29), stream of consciousness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stream_of_consciousness) writing, a simple (ABAB) or nonexistent rhyme scheme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme_scheme), references to the flesh, especially the heart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart), heavy use of dark or depressing adjectives, concern over the mutability of time and/or love, and disregard for punctuation, grammar, and/or spelling. Themes such as life is pain are common.[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-guide)
Some definitions of emo hold that typical "emo persons" are likely to inflict self-injury (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-injury), most often by means of cutting, burning, or otherwise mutilating themselves.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-daily_mail)[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-urbandictionary) Some assert that it is cool (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_%28aesthetic%29) within the emo subulture to pretend to be suicidal and self-harm,[12] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-fairfield) or that participants self-harm purely for personal enjoyment.[13] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-velvet)
StoopTroup
3/21/2007, 01:27 PM
Picasso amore le Grand Blanc.
Hamhock
3/21/2007, 01:38 PM
Courtesy of Wikipedia, I bring you....EMO
Emo is a somewhat ambiguous, controversial slang term most frequently used to describe a fashion or subculture which is usually defined to have roots in punk fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_fashion) and subculture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_subculture), as well as some attributes of gothic fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_fashion) and subculture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goth_subculture).
Emo fashion is usually defined to have roots in punk fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_fashion) as well as gothic fashion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_fashion).[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-daily_mail) By almost all current definitions, emo clothing is characterized by tight jeans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeans) on males and females alike, long fringe (bangs) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe_%28hair%29) often brushed to one side of the face, dyed black hair, tight t-shirts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-shirt) which often bear the names of rock bands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_bands), studded belts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_%28clothing%29), belt buckles, Chuck Taylor All-Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Taylor_All-Stars) or other black shoes - often old and beaten up - and thick, black-rimmed glasses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasses).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-knot_magazine)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-incendiary_magazine)[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-fourfa.com_fashion_tips)[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-gurl_magazine)[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-how_to_dress_emo_2.0_girls)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-how_to_dress_emo_2.0_boys) Emo fashion has changed with time; early trends included haircuts similar to those worn by the Romulans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulans) and Vulcans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcans) in Star Trek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek), tightly fitting sweaters, button-down shirts, and work jackets (often called gas station jackets). This has fallen out of fashion nowadays.
When referring to a person's personality and attitude, most definitions of emo hold that an "emo person" is candid about their emotions, sensitive, shy, introverted, broken-hearted, glum, and often quiet.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-gurl_magazine)[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-urbandictionary) Emo personality is also often connected with writing poetry, which addresses confusion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confusion), depression (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression), loneliness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loneliness), and anger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anger), all resulting from the world's inability to understand the author.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-daily_mail) Emo poetry uses a combination of any of: a highly emotional tone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tone_%28literary%29), stream of consciousness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stream_of_consciousness) writing, a simple (ABAB) or nonexistent rhyme scheme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme_scheme), references to the flesh, especially the heart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart), heavy use of dark or depressing adjectives, concern over the mutability of time and/or love, and disregard for punctuation, grammar, and/or spelling. Themes such as life is pain are common.[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-guide)
Some definitions of emo hold that typical "emo persons" are likely to inflict self-injury (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-injury), most often by means of cutting, burning, or otherwise mutilating themselves.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-daily_mail)[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-urbandictionary) Some assert that it is cool (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_%28aesthetic%29) within the emo subulture to pretend to be suicidal and self-harm,[12] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-fairfield) or that participants self-harm purely for personal enjoyment.[13] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)#_note-velvet)
It's times like these that I'm glad i live such a sheltered life.
KC//CRIMSON
3/21/2007, 01:46 PM
"See that dark line on top of the shrimp you're eating? That's feces." -D. Shrute
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 01:48 PM
http://www.hopeisemo.com
It's about Emo and cockroaches. :D
Viking Kitten
3/21/2007, 01:48 PM
Wonder what your mercury toxicity levels are like now?
"Meowww, meowwww."
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8002/ddvb5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 01:52 PM
BTW, what the hell does the thread title have to do with shrimp?
I think she meant they were running out of T-Bones.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 01:56 PM
I think she meant they were running out of T-Bones.
OHHHHHH.
Viking Kitten
3/21/2007, 01:56 PM
People who didn't watch "Seinfeld" suck.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 01:59 PM
People who didn't watch "Seinfeld" suck.
Pfft. Over the past few weeks I watched Seasons 3 and 4 on DVD, including all the commentaries and Notes about Nothing. T-Bone wasn't until at least Season 5.
Howzit
3/21/2007, 02:25 PM
Wonder what your mercury toxicity levels are like now?
Seriously? I was wondering about said bikini.
KC//CRIMSON
3/21/2007, 03:23 PM
Pfft. Over the past few weeks I watched Seasons 3 and 4 on DVD, including all the commentaries and Notes about Nothing. T-Bone wasn't until at least Season 5.
You should change your username to "Koko the Monkey"
Mixer!
3/21/2007, 03:39 PM
KO-KO!
KO-KO!
KO-KO!
KO-KO!
:D
Czar Soonerov
3/21/2007, 03:55 PM
KO-KO?
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8669/bluegorilla25ga8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Okla-homey
3/21/2007, 07:20 PM
The Soonerov family may have singlehandly caused an ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. (No, I'm not talking about Czar taking a whiz while body surfing.) I don't think there are any shrimp left. We ate them all.
Mmmmmm. Shrimp. For lunch. For dinner. For snacks. For four days straight. Right from the gulf to our table. Boiled shrimp+Shiner Bock=Happy VK.
Our son likes 'em brought to him with their jackets still on. He looks at its little shrimp face, and in his best Goldfinger voice says, "Hello Mr. Prawn," then pops the head off and and says, "Goodbye, Mr, Prawn." He made a nearby emo kid cry. I have no idea where he learned such deplorable behavior. :O
My daughter got to hold a live puffer fish, stingray and shark. My son saved some stranded jellyfish and learned to body surf. We went out and watched wild dolphins at play.
Today I'm back at work staring at this dang computer and wanting to throw things at people. Did we miss anything good around here?
Did Czar get wasted and hurl on the hotel carpet or anything cool like that? because that would be cool.
I'm not for sale.
I've already been sold into slavery.
BajaOklahoma
3/21/2007, 07:28 PM
VK, some of us were on Spring Break the week before last - when the rates were better. :-) As in $70/night better in Port Aransas.
BigRedJed
3/21/2007, 07:30 PM
So, are you still cleaning the tar balls off of your family's feet?
How do you save a jellyfish without gettingZOCKO!!!! shocked or something?
Czar Soonerov
3/21/2007, 08:54 PM
So, are you still cleaning the tar balls off of your family's feet?
There are only tar balls on CC beach, not Port Aransas.;)
BigRedJed
3/21/2007, 09:00 PM
WRONG!!
BigRedJed
3/21/2007, 09:02 PM
Maybe this week you're right. But trust me, I've visited that beach a couple of dozen times in the past 16 years. Tar. Balls.
Czar Soonerov
3/21/2007, 09:14 PM
Dingleberrys maybe, but no tar balls!
I wouldn't GIS "Dingleberry" if I were you. :eek:
My contribution to the thread would be to say spek for the Shiner, and to suggest this stuff:
http://www.shiner.com/beers/images/Kolsch.gif
Not that I would know what any of that tastes like... :cool:
It rocks my face off hardcore-like.
silverwheels
3/21/2007, 10:13 PM
I wouldn't GIS "Dingleberry" if I were you. :eek:
No sh¡t.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.1 Copyright © 2024 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.