poop trench

[jk the sooner fan]

JK2 sent this picture.....their HUMVEE slid into the poop trench in the middle of the street.....then when they got their vehicle to the wash rack, they blew a tire somehow.....he said the stench made him gag

enjoy!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f343/jksantee/truck.jpg

[Sooner in Tampa]

:oink:

[Okla-homey]

poop happens.

[crawfish]

We don't pay our soldiers enough. :eek:

[OUDoc]

Didn't 1TC do that same thing recently?

[sanantoniosooner]

Are you sure that's not Stillwater?

[mdklatt]

I guess all the people who said the war was a crock of **** were right.

[C&CDean]

Somebody needs to teach the boy how to drive. Otherwise he's gonna be in deep ****.

[birddog]

this has got to make it's way over to fark central.

i don't want to raise a stink about it. just think those guys could work with it.

[mdklatt]

Is that what the libz mean by "quagmire"?

[NormanPride]

This is what I want to see on the news every night, not some redone montage about how great Obama is, or some hissy rant from a flaming senator.

[jk the sooner fan]

Somebody needs to teach the boy how to drive. Otherwise he's gonna be in deep ****.

JK2 rides in the turret

[Sooner_Bob]

Are you sure that's not Stillwater?


Looks like the OSU swine research farm.

[SicEmBaylor]

What the hell is a poop trench?

[Petro-Sooner]

Its where you squat over the edge of the trench and number 2.

[SicEmBaylor]

Okay, so...wow....
I assume that's Iraqi and not American army waste management?

[SicEmBaylor]

I sort of had this conversation with a friend of mine sometime last year. My statement was apparently quote worthy enough that she added it to her Facebook profile.


"I mean I think it's a tribute to the greatness of America that we were able to conceptualize ideas like individual freedom and limited government into a document limiting the power of the government to abridge those things and have it endure for almost 300 years. I don't think you can expect people who still take dumps in the street to really embrace that."

After seeing that picture I'm more convinced than ever that's true.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Its where you squat over the edge of the trench and number 2.


What 'edge'?

Why don't they cover it up or something? Heat...sand...giant litter box? Why do they do that?

Gah.

[jk the sooner fan]

sic'em never ceases to amaze me.........yes the troops have the technology to take and send pictures home, but not enough technology to poop in a toilet

i dont think the iraqi's squat over the trench, i think its where they dump their dump

[StoopTroup]

Who really gives a S**t. :D

[Scott D]

I think Mike Rich will agree with me in saying that SicEm needs to move to the part of Alaska where they have honey buckets.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Why don't they bury it?

This is vexxing me...I'm terribly vexxed.

[SicEmBaylor]

Why don't they bury it?

This is vexxing me...I'm terribly vexxed.

Because they're an ignorant bunch of dirty *** backward people over there.

I'm all for the war, assuming it legitimately increases our national security, but I don't give a **** about introducing them to democracy or trying to teach basic sanitation principles that even the Roman empire understood better.

They can all rot away for all I care (which damned sure isn't much).
I care about Americans...that's it...I don't give a **** about hungry AIDS orphans in Uganda, I don't give a **** about starving industrial workers in China, and I sure as hell don't give a **** about a bunch of backward bastards in Iraq.

[Rhino]

Because they're an ignorant bunch of dirty *** backward people over there.

I'm all for the war, assuming it legitimately increases our national security, but I don't give a **** about introducing them to democracy or trying to teach basic sanitation principles that even the Roman empire understood better.

They can all rot away for all I care (which damned sure isn't much).
I care about Americans...that's it...I don't give a **** about hungry AIDS orphans in Uganda, I don't give a **** about starving industrial workers in China, and I sure as hell don't give a **** about a bunch of backward bastards in Iraq. Get out of SicEm's account, Dean.

[StoopTroup]

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

[OUDoc]

Because they're an ignorant bunch of dirty *** backward people over there.

I'm all for the war, assuming it legitimately increases our national security, but I don't give a **** about introducing them to democracy or trying to teach basic sanitation principles that even the Roman empire understood better.

They can all rot away for all I care (which damned sure isn't much).
I care about Americans...that's it...I don't give a **** about hungry AIDS orphans in Uganda, I don't give a **** about starving industrial workers in China, and I sure as hell don't give a **** about a bunch of backward bastards in Iraq.
Did you include that on your application to Baylor?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Althought I appreciate SicEm's passion and fire I still really want to know...

Gah.

:les: BURY YOUR ****S!!!

[Petro-Sooner]

Man, and I thought I was a hard core republican.

[OUDoc]

Althought I appreciate SicEm's passion and fire I still really want to know...

Gah.

:les: BURY YOUR ****S!!!
It's the Middle Eastern equivalent of blowing your leaves into the neighbor's yard. OK?

[royalfan5]

Althought I appreciate SicEm's passion and fire I still really want to know...

Gah.

:les: BURY YOUR ****S!!!
burying isn't as effective for composting, and reduces the value of the important nitrates found in ****.

[sanantoniosooner]

Is it can it be bury mi pewps tiem yet?

[Vaevictis]

Althought I appreciate SicEm's passion and fire I still really want to know...

Gah.

Look at the amount of ****, then look at how many people live there. If they buried it, they'd just be digging up **** every time they went to bury it.

[Mjcpr]

I think it must eventually turn to oil or something.

[OklahomaTuba]

I'm surprised the libz haven't demanded we surrender to the **** trench, yet.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Look at the amount of ****, then look at how many people live there. If they buried it, they'd just be digging up **** every time they went to bury it.

I'm talking about once the dumping spot gets significant, cover it up and start a new one. Even if it was still a trench...cover it up with the sand next to it which would start the 'new trench'. Kinda like a constantly moving type thing.

Vexxed, I tell you.

[SoonerJack]

^ And for Gawd's sake, don't put it in the STREET!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

JK2 rides in the turret

I can't believe it took me this long...

:les: FLUSH THE TURRET!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

heh :)

[soonersweetie]

God Bless America and indoor plumbing

[NormanPride]

Kind of a shameless plug, but I just realized these guys could use my thread. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90896) :P

[achiro]

All this talk about **** has me...anyone have a good magazine I can borrow for a few minutes?

[sanantoniosooner]

Is it can it be bury mi pewps tiem yet?
aaahahahaha

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

[NormanPride]

Masochist.

[soonerboomer93]

talk about a ****ty day

[SicEmBaylor]

That is otherwise known as tubgirl's pool party.

[Rogue]

Back in '91 we low ranking Army d00ds still burned **** in a barrel and stirred it with a stick. That was a **** - ty job, but maybe not as **** - ty as JK2's was getting that rig unstuck and clean. Hopefully the driver is a one trial learner.

I have never seen a **** trench before, and yeah, I'm pretty wigged-out about the fact that it even exists too. I wonder if the 'Raqi's, in their f'ed up form of reverse chivalry, make the chicks in the beekeeper suits walk on the **** - ty side of the street?

[Rogue]

Kind of a shameless plug, but I just realized these guys could use my thread. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90896) :P


That's messed the **** up! "Let's go for it together.....****sss ****ssss."
WTF?:confused: :confused:

[Czar Soonerov]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5678/jedpooptrenchld7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[SicEmBaylor]

The question that remains to be answered isn't why they don't cover it up but.................can you have secks on it?

[snp]

How's your son doing? We had some good times back in the frat days.

[Melo]

The question that remains to be answered isn't why they don't cover it up but.................why am I so gay?

Good question. I think you should ask Neal Boortz.

[BigRedJed]

It's the off-road model. I think I'll make it out.

[SicEmBaylor]

Good question. I think you should ask Neal Boortz.
The guy is a dirty old bastard, he might say yes.
And, I can see that you're still upset over that.

Politicos before hoes, Melo......politicos before hoes.

[jk the sooner fan]

How's your son doing? We had some good times back in the frat days.

he's ok, now that the poop is off his vehicle

just got word that his brigade had their first KIA's....3 to be exact

sobering

[Melo]

Politicos before hoes, Melo......politicos before hoes.

Hey, want to know why I didnt laugh at that when you used it over aim the first time? Because it wasnt funny. Dont call me a hoe, ever again. I dont take offense to much, but that was where the line was crossed with me.

[SicEmBaylor]

Oh geez, alright I'm sorry. If you were offended you should have said so originally.

[BigRedJed]

Good lord you're pathetic.

[goingoneight]

Are you sure that's not Stillwater?

No one's riding a sheep. :D

[goingoneight]

Who really gives a S**t. :D

From the looks of it... errr... nevermind. :D