View Full Version : My first day at O'rielly's
So I had my first day of training.
I think I was called 'baby' more times today than I ever have IN. MY. LIFE. EVER.
And some guy touched my butt! :eek: :eek: :eek:
This job is AWESOME!
GrapevineSooner
3/20/2007, 09:20 PM
So you had a good first day, baby?
rufnek05
3/20/2007, 09:21 PM
can u get me a deal on a rebuilt, 2 barrel carb for a '65, 289 Ford engin. it goes to my ranchero.
KABOOKIE
3/20/2007, 09:30 PM
I will call you baby all day long and feel you up 1TC style if you just say where..... :D
SicEmBaylor
3/20/2007, 09:34 PM
Can I grab your *** if I'm buying a muffler?
can u get me a deal on a rebuilt, 2 barrel carb for a '65, 289 Ford engin. it goes to my ranchero.
I dont even know what that is. Like all the guys there say, 'She doesnt know a thing about cars, but she knows how to check everyone out.' And I agree with my whole heart.
That being said, I wish more younger guys would come in.
Can I grab your *** if I'm buying a muffler?
Please. You couldnt even remember to call me when you canceled plans to talk to a dude. I bet the only reason why you know what an *** is is because thats where your head is.
;)
dolemitesooner
3/20/2007, 10:11 PM
HAHAAHAHA
royalfan5
3/20/2007, 10:12 PM
Please. You couldnt even remember to call me when you canceled plans to talk to a dude. I bet the only reason why you know what an *** is is because thats where your head is.
;)
Hell, he would have ended up at Auto Zone because he got confused anyway.
mdklatt
3/20/2007, 10:15 PM
Hell, he would have ended up at Auto Zone because he got confused anyway.
Is there even an Auto Zone in Abilene?
mdklatt
3/20/2007, 10:16 PM
Hey Melo, a quetion: Can I get a head job at O'Reilly?
Hey Melo, a quetion: Can I get a head job at O'Reilly?
Im sure one of the guys could help you out. All I do is check people out.
SicEmBaylor
3/20/2007, 10:17 PM
Is there even an Auto Zone in Abilene?
Yes, I stopped there and asked the good sirs for directions to Houston town.
mdklatt
3/20/2007, 10:18 PM
Im sure one of the guys could help you out.
NEVERMIND. :eek:
soonerboomer93
3/20/2007, 11:00 PM
Im sure one of the guys could help you out. All I do is check people out.
:les:MELOWNED
batonrougesooner
3/20/2007, 11:10 PM
Hey sugar, you got an alternator for a '69 Olds?...
and get me some coffee.
olevetonahill
3/21/2007, 12:15 AM
Ive Always called you Baby .
as for all these wags with weird auto parts ?s . Tell em YES but its special Order and Must be paid for in advance .;)
birddog
3/21/2007, 12:19 AM
i suppose they aren't too concerned that you can't spell their store name.
i suppose they aren't too concerned that you can't spell their store name.
Im not writing the name down, either. That prints off on the reciept. I press buttons and wave a scanner around and smile every now and then. I dont even have to answer the phones.
So suck it.
Vet - You can call me baby. I dont mind that so much. I dont really mind any of them calling me baby, because its a LOT better than being called 'Ugly' or 'bitch'.
Vaevictis
3/21/2007, 06:34 AM
Please. You couldnt even remember to call me when you canceled plans to talk to a dude. I bet the only reason why you know what an *** is is because thats where your head is.
Im sure one of the guys could help you out. All I do is check people out.
I think you're my new hero.
crawfish
3/21/2007, 08:02 AM
One would hope they'd break up the day with a "darlin'" every now and then.
Xstnlsooner
3/21/2007, 08:10 AM
Please. You couldnt even remember to call me when you canceled plans to talk to a dude. I bet the only reason why you know what an *** is is because thats where your head is.
;)
THAT is just way too funny!! D*mn! Gotta love a girl with spunk!:D
sooner_born_1960
3/21/2007, 08:20 AM
Sicem, what are you going to do with that muffler after you buy it?
IB4OU2
3/21/2007, 08:24 AM
Melo? You got any Blinker Fluid?
MamaMia
3/21/2007, 10:05 AM
Im sure one of the guys could help you out. All I do is check people out.Oh, the luck of the Irish to have you. I don't know anything about cars either, but we do have an O'Riellys. I have been known to shop there on occasion for simple exterior type items and have had to wait way too long to be checked out because the person behind the register was having an intense car mechanical type conversation with someone. My advice to you is to not even pay attention to any of that automobile mumbo jumbo and just keep that line going. :D
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 10:07 AM
My advice to you is to not even pay attention to any of that automobile mumbo jumbo and just keep that line going. :D
And if somebody offers to give you a rear-end adjustment, don't take them up on it.
NormanPride
3/21/2007, 10:39 AM
And if somebody offers to give you a rear-end adjustment, don't take them up on it.
Especially if it's 1TC.
1stTimeCaller
3/21/2007, 11:39 AM
:les: You're 'bout a quart low!
SicEmBaylor
3/21/2007, 12:14 PM
Sicem, what are you going to do with that muffler after you buy it?
That's a good question. Since I neither know what a muffler is for (although just from the name I'm assuming it has something to do with reducing noise) nor where it goes then I'm guessing I'd just give leave it in a ditch along with my spare wheel.
StoopTroup
3/21/2007, 12:56 PM
This is a muffler Sicem.
http://www.jimsbigthings.com/images/muffler.jpg
sooner_born_1960
3/21/2007, 12:59 PM
That's a good question. Since I neither know what a muffler is for (although just from the name I'm assuming it has something to do with reducing noise) nor where it goes then I'm guessing I'd just give leave it in a ditch along with my spare wheel.
That's kind of what I was getting at.
Osce0la
3/21/2007, 04:19 PM
poor poor SicEm...:D
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 04:24 PM
Since I neither know what a muffler is for
Maybe I believe this.
nor where it goes
This I do not believe. At all.
sanantoniosooner
3/21/2007, 04:36 PM
THAT is just way too funny!! D*mn! Gotta love a girl with spunk!:D
psssssssssst
girls with "spunk" are dudes in drag.
That's what Dean says anyway.
SoonerBBall
3/21/2007, 05:42 PM
This thread appeals to my interests.
Melo? You got any Blinker Fluid?
Ask one of the guys. All I do is check people out. How YOU doin?
poor poor SicEm...:D
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONO!
Do NOT turn my thread into another 'pity Sicem' thread. You cant see me, but I am shaking my fist at you! :mad:
Widescreen
3/21/2007, 08:39 PM
I need a pfetzer valve and some Prestone. No, make that Quaker State.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 08:48 PM
Do NOT turn my thread into another 'pity Sicem' thread.
Correction. This is quite obviously another 'laugh out loud at SicEm, shake your head in utter disbelief while muttering "unbe****inglievable", and make a mental note to never drink the water in Waco' thread.
Correction. This is quite obviously another 'laugh out loud at SicEm, shake your head in utter disbelief while muttering "unbe****inglievable", and make a mental note to never drink the water in Waco' thread.
I dont care what the hell you want to call it. All of my threads always turn into threads about SicEm.
THIS. THREAD. IS. ABOUT. MELO.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
SoonerGirl06
3/21/2007, 10:15 PM
This is a muffler Sicem.
http://www.jimsbigthings.com/images/muffler.jpg
That guy's got the biggest muffler I've ever seen....
That guy's got the biggest muffler I've ever seen....
You should see what he can do with it... :eek: :D
goingoneight
3/21/2007, 10:17 PM
And some guy touched my butt! :eek: :eek: :eek:
:les: SEXSHAL HARASSMENT!!!
:D heh, sue them and retire after your first day... that'll show 'em. :D
SoonerGirl06
3/21/2007, 10:19 PM
You should see what he can do with it... :eek: :D
With a muffler that big it's gotta be good... :eek: :D
goingoneight
3/21/2007, 10:26 PM
i suppose they aren't too concerned that you can't spell their store name.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w125/goingoneight/08.gif
Gandalf_The_Grey
3/21/2007, 10:54 PM
Nice to see the size queens have come out of the wood works ;)
soonerboomer93
3/21/2007, 11:41 PM
dude, all women are size queens
sooneron
3/22/2007, 07:07 AM
I know one of the O'Reilly heirs. She is HAWT! and recently married.
dolemitesooner
3/22/2007, 10:50 AM
I aint no ****ing wueen
NormanPride
3/22/2007, 10:53 AM
I missed waking up to a thread that used to make sense only to have a random doleo appearance. :D
SicEmBaylor
3/22/2007, 11:54 AM
I know one of the O'Reilly heirs. She is HAWT! and recently married.
I know the heiress to the JB Hunt trucking company. She is also VERY VERY hawt (and Baylor grad). She had an affair while still in school with a guy whose campaign I was working for. After the election he divorced his wife and married her. He was already wealthy himself though so he wasn't gold digging.
sitzpinkler
3/22/2007, 04:53 PM
And some guy touched my butt! :eek: :eek: :eek:
:confused: what for?
mdklatt
3/22/2007, 04:56 PM
She had an affair while still in school with a guy whose campaign I was working for.
The one you embezzled the money from?
This is a muffler Sicem.
http://www.jimsbigthings.com/images/muffler.jpg
No muff too tuff!
SicEmBaylor
3/22/2007, 05:24 PM
The one you embezzled the money from?
No that was a different campaign.
:confused: what for?
Because its very touchable. Duh.
SoonerBBall
3/25/2007, 11:18 PM
Because its very touchable. Duh.
Thread still appeals to my interests.
VeeJay
3/25/2007, 11:28 PM
How sexy can it get when you're at the counter, flipping through a wad of cash to pay for a rear view mirror deodorizer (Melo knows the customer has a flatulence problem), and there's a 50-ish dude next in line, tapping his foot just trying to get the hell out with a gallon of anti-freeze?
sitzpinkler
3/30/2007, 05:08 PM
Because its very touchable. Duh.
:P
If only it were that easy.
"Excuse me, miss, but you have a very touchable butt. May I?"
"Of course."
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