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JohnnyMack
3/20/2007, 03:32 PM
:dean:???

Because I'm thinking I'm going to need to steal one of the new R2-D2 mailboxes.

http://www.uspsjedimaster.com/teaser/index.html
C&CDean
3/20/2007, 03:34 PM
I will personally hunt you down and shoot you in the street like a dog.
SicEmBaylor
3/20/2007, 03:35 PM
A character from the evil empire would have been more appropriate......
C&CDean
3/20/2007, 03:38 PM
A character from the evil empire would have been more appropriate......

Star Wars is gay.
SicEmBaylor
3/20/2007, 03:40 PM
Star Wars is gay.
I totally 100% agree. And so is the USPS.
Soonerus
3/20/2007, 03:41 PM
federal crime...
C&CDean
3/20/2007, 03:41 PM
I totally 100% agree. And so is the USPS.

Well, if these words were spouted by someone who even had a partial clue of what it would be like to have a clue, a life, a set of nads, a penis, and some poon they might just be fightin' words. Alas, they're not.
C&CDean
3/20/2007, 03:42 PM
federal crime...

It don't get more "federal" than getting shot in the street.
yermom
3/20/2007, 03:43 PM
SicEm and Dean are ghey

and what i steal one that isn't from around here :O

i promise i'll leave the mail :P
C&CDean
3/20/2007, 03:45 PM
SicEm and Dean are ghey

and what i steal one that isn't from around here :O

i promise i'll leave the mail :P

Says Doleo's bitch.
mdklatt
3/20/2007, 03:45 PM
From SNL:

The post office is introducing R2-D2 mailboxes. They should have introduced C-3PO mailboxes, because everybody knows he's the one who wants to get his hands on your package.
JohnnyMack
3/20/2007, 03:51 PM
I will personally hunt you down and shoot you in the street like a dog.

Pffffttt.

I put the over under at 50 stolen nationwide.
jk the sooner fan
3/20/2007, 04:04 PM
felony

i always had fun working with postal inspectors...
C&CDean
3/20/2007, 04:14 PM
Pffffttt.

I put the over under at 50 stolen nationwide.

I said you. I couldn't give a **** about the other 49.
JohnnyMack
3/20/2007, 04:21 PM
felony

i always had fun working with postal inspectors...

Like a "prison felony" or more of a, "well we understand you're a Star Wars nerd so we'll let you pick up trash on the side of the road for a couple of Saturdays felony"?
C&CDean
3/20/2007, 04:38 PM
Like a "prison felony" or more of a, "well we understand you're a Star Wars nerd so we'll let you pick up trash on the side of the road for a couple of Saturdays felony"?

Do you really wanna go to Bubba's place as a "Star Wars nerd?" Talk about going Wookie on your narrow white ***.
jk the sooner fan
3/20/2007, 04:47 PM
Like a "prison felony" or more of a, "well we understand you're a Star Wars nerd so we'll let you pick up trash on the side of the road for a couple of Saturdays felony"?

felony felony, like punishable by a year in jail and a fine of 10K or more
soonerboomer93
3/20/2007, 06:10 PM
like in got to federal "pound you up the ***" prison



:pop:
rufnek05
3/20/2007, 06:40 PM
like in got to federal "pound you up the ***" prison



:pop:

"and not even have the common courtesy to give you a reach around"