An exciting night in Chickasha

[1stTimeCaller]

I go out the the Best Western to have a few dozen beers with some buddies. The bartender there is pretty cute and last I knew she was engaged. I asked her if she was married yet. She told me that she wasn't engaged anymore. Hey now! I apologize and do feel like myself (an ***). A little later I get her to break out her guitar and play for us. I then begin to hit on her. She stops me mid sentence and says, 'I'm gay'. Awesome. She then introduces me to her girlfriend. Well, there went the only cute chick there. We were about to leave when a girl we know walks in. Jackpot. Long story short, I went to her place and stuck my finger in her butt.:eek:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

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[IB4OU2]

I go out the the Best Western to have a few dozen beers with some buddies. The bartender there is pretty cute and last I knew she was engaged. I asked her if she was married yet. She told me that she wasn't engaged anymore. Hey now! I apologize and do feel like myself (an ***). A little later I get her to break out her guitar and play for us. I then begin to hit on her. She stops me mid sentence and says, 'I'm gay'. Awesome. She then introduces me to her girlfriend. Well, there went the only cute chick there. We were about to leave when a girl we know walks in. Jackpot. Long story short, I went to her place and stuck my finger in her butt.:eek:

That's not quite like making it to third base is it?

[OUDoc]

1TC's posts are pure poetry.
That story brings a tear to my eye.

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[Howzit]

I go out the the Best Western to have a few dozen beers with some buddies. The bartender there is pretty cute and last I knew she was engaged. I asked her if she was married yet. She told me that she wasn't engaged anymore. Hey now! I apologize and do feel like myself (an ***). A little later I get her to break out her guitar and play for us. I then begin to hit on her. She stops me mid sentence and says, 'I'm gay'. Awesome. She then introduces me to her girlfriend. Well, there went the only cute chick there. We were about to leave when a girl we know walks in. Jackpot. Long story short, I went to her place and stuck my finger in her butt.:eek:

Have you washed your fanger yet?

Just wonderin' for no particular reason...

[dolemitesooner]

I go out the the Best Western to have a few dozen beers with some buddies. The bartender there is pretty cute and last I knew she was engaged. I asked her if she was married yet. She told me that she wasn't engaged anymore. Hey now! I apologize and do feel like myself (an ***). A little later I get her to break out her guitar and play for us. I then begin to hit on her. She stops me mid sentence and says, 'I'm gay'. Awesome. She then introduces me to her girlfriend. Well, there went the only cute chick there. We were about to leave when a girl we know walks in. Jackpot. Long story short, I went to her place and stuck my finger in her butt.:eek:
:mad:

[Boomer.....]

:mad:
Don't worry doleo, 1TC said your next.

[colleyvillesooner]

1TC's posts are pure poetry.
That story brings a tear to my eye.

Her's too.
























Get it?

[1stTimeCaller]

:les: YAHTZEE!!!

[JohnnyMack]

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[LilSooner]

BSG be very, very careful I do believe we are treading on Sooner Will territory. Next thing we know he'll open up a carpet cleaning business.

[mdklatt]

That's not quite like making it to third base is it?

I think that's a ground-rule double.

[IB4OU2]

Is she your little puppet now?

[Howzit]

BSG be very, very careful I do believe we are treading on Sooner Will territory. Next thing we know he'll open up a carpet cleaning business.

Nope. I met 1tc for beers in Dallas one night. He was sticking his finger up girls' butts, like, all night long.

He's a regular stick-his-finger-up-girls'-butts'er.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

BSG be very, very careful I do believe we are treading on Sooner Will territory. Next thing we know he'll open up a carpet cleaning business.

Something tells me he won't be very successful running any kind of 'cleaning' business.

Fonky-*** white boy.

[1stTimeCaller]

Something tells me he won't be very successful running any kind of 'cleaning' business.

Fonky-*** white boy.
:(

:D

[jk the sooner fan]

was she gay before you started talking to her?

because that would make the story even funnier if she just suddenly turned gay when you started hitting on her

[1stTimeCaller]

was she gay before you started talking to her?

because that would make the story even funnier if she just suddenly turned gay when you started hitting on her

I'd heard for a few years now that she played for both teams.

[Howzit]

Hey 1tc, any indication whether she'd eating peanuts?

The other one.

[colleyvillesooner]

I'd heard for a few years now that she played for both teams.

She only plays for one team...not yours. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Hey 1tc, any indication whether she'd eating peanuts?

The other one.That is ****ing nasty man...oh my gawd:(

[Howzit]

That is ****ing nasty man...oh my gawd:(

I shoulda gone with corn, huh?

[dolemitesooner]

OMG dude...I love you like a ****ing step brother

[Mjcpr]

You will never know if that's just oil under your fingernail.

[NormanPride]

I should have known a 1TC thread would end up with Howzit talking about poo.

[IB4OU2]

I shoulda gone with corn, huh?

or a plum.

[dolemitesooner]

yeah I dont get the whole plum thing. do you mean like eating the seed in the plum?

[TUSooner]

1TC's posts are pure poetry.
That story brings a tear to my eye.
and nausea to my gut

[RFH Shakes]

I go out the the Best Western to have a few dozen beers with some buddies. The bartender there is pretty cute and last I knew she was engaged. I asked her if she was married yet. She told me that she wasn't engaged anymore. Hey now! I apologize and do feel like myself (an ***). A little later I get her to break out her guitar and play for us. I then begin to hit on her. She stops me mid sentence and says, 'I'm gay'. Awesome. She then introduces me to her girlfriend. Well, there went the only cute chick there. We were about to leave when a girl we know walks in. Jackpot. Long story short, I went to her place and stuck my finger in her butt.:eek:


So it's a love story.

[Howzit]

You will never know if that's just oil under your fingernail.

Well, that's a tad over the line.

[Xstnlsooner]

Some of you guys are just a little sick now, ARNT YA!!

heh

[Mjcpr]

If you had taken that first girl home you might've become the Little Dutch Boy.

[Jeopardude]

yeah I dont get the whole plum thing. do you mean like eating the seed in the plum?



Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "What a good boy am I!"

Get it now?

[IB4OU2]

Get it now?

Thankyou...:D

[OU4LIFE]

I knew he was trying to stop biting his fingernails, but there's better ways dude.

[TexasLidig8r]

WWSD

(What Would Sicem Do)

[mdklatt]

WWSD

(What Would Sicem Do)

SicEm wouldn't have been able to find Chickasha in the first place. It was overcast yesterday, thus thwarting his sense of direction.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Tecate night is tonight in Chickasha.

Was A there? I was supposed to call her but never did.

[mdklatt]

If you had taken that first girl home you might've become the Little Dutch Boy.


:D x 100

[colleyvillesooner]

SicEm wouldn't have been able to find Chickasha in the first place. It was overcast yesterday, thus thwarting his sense of direction.


:D

[DustySooner]

This story seems strange. Dunno what it is...can't seem to put my 'finger' on it.


....Sorry, I had to. :D

[KABOOKIE]

None in the pink one in the stink? Is that a "Poker"?

[1stTimeCaller]

it was the shocker, a textbook example.

[KABOOKIE]

Was your dick not working?

[JohnnyMack]

If you had taken that first girl home you might've become the Little Dutch Boy.

This is gold people.

[1stTimeCaller]

it works just fine

[colleyvillesooner]

IBTD

[KABOOKIE]

I pry apart the battleship you call your ***.....

[colleyvillesooner]

I have relatives in Chickasha. :(

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Did you put on your robe and wizard hat?

You never answered my first question.

[okiehawk]

You shoulda gone for the bartender & her lady friend.

[opksooner]

My proctologist tried that one on me once. I told him I wasn't that kind of guy, but..............


oh..............never mind!

[1stTimeCaller]

I have relatives in Chickasha. :(

that number may be +1 in about 9 months

[colleyvillesooner]

that number may be +1 in about 9 months

If you **** your way into my family, I'm gonna be supa ****ed.

[1stTimeCaller]

Did you put on your robe and wizard hat?

You never answered my first question.

didn't see A. where is this tecate night that you speak of?

I stomped the ground like an angry rhinocerous

[Oldnslo]

*** suppose y'all are still chuckling about how 1tc fingered it out.

[SicEmBaylor]

Wow.

[C&CDean]

So, you kanchoed in Chickasha? Did she reciprocate?

[SleestakSooner]

I think that's a ground-rule double.

Sounds like digging one out of the dirt. :eek:

[soonerboomer93]

Something tells me he won't be very successful running any kind of 'cleaning' business.

Fonky-*** white boy.


actually, he could be really successful if he could be people to pay him to clean up after his own stains...

[rufnek05]

Long story short, I went to her place and stuck my finger in her butt.:eek:

i hope you don't bite your fingernails

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

didn't see A. where is this tecate night that you speak of?

I stomped the ground like an angry rhinocerousI don't know. She just told me there is a place in town with $2 Tecates on Tuesday.

We are both ****ed that you didn't let us know you were in town. I guess you had other ho's to plow.

[SoonerGirl06]

I went to her place and stuck my finger in her butt.:eek:

Is that even possible with your baby arms and baby thumbs?

[KABOOKIE]

Was this a 1stTimeShocker? :D

[Soonrboy]

That little jingle keeps going through my head.

Milk, milk, lemonade...
and around the corner fudge is made.

[mdklatt]

The only possible explanation for 1TC sharing this with the class is that we weren't teasing him enough about the pee anymore. It's all our fault for not giving him enough attention. :D