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ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 01:50 PM
So a girl in my offices sneezes, and guess what I say to her.


Not "Bless You" like I normally do.



I say "Thank You"

THANK YOU!?!?!?!


I should not type and talk at the same time. People think I am strange now.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!


:O
soonerbrat
3/19/2007, 01:52 PM
sweetie..you ARE strange.
colleyvillesooner
3/19/2007, 01:53 PM
bless you
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 01:56 PM
sweetie..you ARE strange.

:D

OK...so now the people at work know it too.


Well, they may have a hint already. But they all just looked at me like I was really, really strange.
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 01:57 PM
bless you

You're Welcome
Petro-Sooner
3/19/2007, 01:57 PM
Your SO good lookin.
OUDoc
3/19/2007, 02:00 PM
The guy at a convenience store said, "Thank you. Come again."
My response, "You, too." :confused:
soonerbrat
3/19/2007, 02:01 PM
The guy at a convenience store said, "Thank you. Come again."
My response, "You, too." :confused:


that's dirty.
Osce0la
3/19/2007, 02:02 PM
The guy at a convenience store said, "Thank you. Come again."
My response, "You, too." :confused:
I've done this several times...Normally the people will say "Have a good day/night, come back and see us" and so I am already starting with the "you too" as they are telling me to come back and see them...
OUDoc
3/19/2007, 02:02 PM
that's dirty.
That's what I thought.
Fraggle145
3/19/2007, 02:04 PM
My favorite is:

Generic salutation + anything but "How are you?"

Response: Oh Pretty good.
Howzit
3/19/2007, 02:11 PM
Chick, did she catch you allergies?
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 02:14 PM
The guy at a convenience store said, "Thank you. Come again."
My response, "You, too." :confused:

to a sneeze?? :confused:
colleyvillesooner
3/19/2007, 02:18 PM
Brian Regan


It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well. Sometimes you’ll say the right thing but at the wrong time and feel stupid. Something like: “You, too!” I was getting out of a cab at the airport and the driver goes, “Hey…Have a nice flight!”

“You, too! You, too, you have a nice flight, too…in case you ever fly someday.” Don’t anybody look at me; I’m a moron. Don’t know when to say the “you, too” phrase. I can’t handle it.

I never learn. Like a waitress will bring my meal. “Hey, enjoy your meal.”

“You, too. But you don’t have one, do ya? I’m a dufus. If you do eat enjoy it when you eat it if you have a break or something, later. If you get an opportunity.” That’s all I’m trying to say. That’s all that I’m driving at. Really…if you think about it. That’s all. I don’t know what I’m saying.
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 02:19 PM
Chick, did she catch you allergies?

You can't catch allergies....everyone knows that. :rolleyes:
yermom
3/19/2007, 02:34 PM
Your SO good lookin.

:D
soonerbrat
3/19/2007, 02:35 PM
Your SO good lookin.


bless you
OUDoc
3/19/2007, 02:44 PM
to a sneeze?? :confused:
You aren't big enough to stop a thread jack. :texan:
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 02:46 PM
You aren't big enough to stop a thread jack. :texan:

But am I good looking enough?





:pop:
mdklatt
3/19/2007, 03:04 PM
But am I good looking enough?


This thread is worthless without pictures.
soonerbrat
3/19/2007, 03:05 PM
But am I good looking enough?





:pop:

i say yes.
rufnek05
3/19/2007, 03:05 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

thats what someone says about every thread
mdklatt
3/19/2007, 03:11 PM
thats what someone says about every thread

But how many other threads turn sappho?



But am I good looking enough?


i say yes.

:hot:
rufnek05
3/19/2007, 03:13 PM
i don't know because i dont know what that means
crawfish
3/19/2007, 03:13 PM
This can't end well.
colleyvillesooner
3/19/2007, 03:16 PM
i don't know because i dont know what that means

Just know that it's really funny.
Howzit
3/19/2007, 03:18 PM
i say yes.

<surface long-forgotten mental image of Chick vs. brat nekkid pillow fight>
rufnek05
3/19/2007, 03:21 PM
Just know that it's really funny.

ok.
ha.
ha.
yermom
3/19/2007, 03:21 PM
Just know that it's really funny.

funny isn't the word i would use

:hot:
IB4OU2
3/19/2007, 03:24 PM
Howzit goin'?

Thankyou....
OUDoc
3/19/2007, 03:25 PM
But am I good looking enough?





:pop:
Link? :D
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 04:40 PM
Link? :D

I'm not falling for that trick again. ;)



And Howzit, I don't think it was a nekkid pillow fight, just a pillow fight. Your imagination is getting the best of you.
IB4OU2
3/19/2007, 04:42 PM
I'm not falling for that trick again. ;)



And Howzit, I don't think it was a nekkid pillow fight, just a pillow fight. Your imagination is getting the best of you.

:les: but Howzit realy, really loves naked pillows!
soonerbrat
3/19/2007, 04:46 PM
Did we have a pillow fight?
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 04:48 PM
:les: but Howzit realy, really loves naked pillows!

I don't want to know how you know this.
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 04:50 PM
Did we have a pillow fight?

I can't believe you don't remember?!?!?! ;)


(it was just part of Howzit's perverted imagination)
Howzit
3/19/2007, 04:51 PM
Ok, maybe you were wearing underwears...
ChickSoonerFan
3/19/2007, 04:54 PM
girls wear panties....not underwears.

:rolleyes:



WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THREAD ABOUT SNEEZES!?!?
mdklatt
3/19/2007, 04:54 PM
I can't believe you don't remember?!?!?!

She must have drunk. So drunk that she lost all her inhibations. And then deepest and darkest fantasies and secrets were shared....
OUDoc
3/19/2007, 08:51 PM
WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THREAD ABOUT SNEEZES!?!?
Thank you.
soonerbrat
3/20/2007, 10:44 AM
sneezes, naked pillow fights..it's all the same
yermom
3/20/2007, 10:51 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneezing_fetishism
Howzit
3/20/2007, 10:52 AM
Some cell phones take videos.

Just a random musing.
ChickSoonerFan
3/20/2007, 11:18 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneezing_fetishism

Wow...I sneeze in three's.....so that is like, multiple sneezes. :D
ChickSoonerFan
3/20/2007, 11:25 AM
Some cell phones take videos.

Just a random musing.


Mine does!

And Crissy and I may be meeting up for dinner later.

I will see what we can come up with, but don't count on any nekkidness.
mdklatt
3/20/2007, 11:32 AM
This is what you say:


Mine does!

And Crissy and I may be meeting up for dinner later.

I will see what we can come up with, but don't count on any nekkidness.

This is what we see:



And Crissy and I may be [hooking] up for dinner later.

I will see [if] we can come up with, but don't count on any nekkidness.


:texan:
Howzit
3/20/2007, 11:58 AM
Mine does!

And Crissy and I may be meeting up for dinner later.

I will see what we can come up with, but don't count on any nekkidness.

I will defer to the judgement of the legal types here, but my opinion is that this thread may be construed as a binding agreement to said nekkidness.

Don't shoot the messenger.
OUDoc
3/20/2007, 11:59 AM
I will defer to the judgement of the legal types here, but my opinion is that this thread may be construed as a binding agreement to said nekkidness.

Don't shoot the messenger.
Not a lawyer, but, IMO, Howzit is correct.
Howzit
3/20/2007, 12:02 PM
Wow...I sneeze in three's.....so that is like, multiple sneezes. :D

Reminds me of the feller that was sitting next to a lady in first class on a plane.

He sneezes, and his eyes cross, he convulses, and he makes a groaning sound of pleasure.

A few minutes later, he sneezes, and his eyes cross, he convulses, and he makes a groaning sound of pleasure.

This happens several times and the lady finally says, "That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. It sounds like you are coming every time."

The man says, "I apologize, but I have a rare condition that makes me orgasm with every sneeze."

The lady says, "I am so sorry, what are you taking for it?"

"Pepper."
soonerbrat
3/20/2007, 12:08 PM
Some cell phones take videos.

Just a random musing.


i think you've seen enough videos of me taken by cell phones.
mdklatt
3/20/2007, 12:18 PM
i think you've seen enough videos of me taken by cell phones.

Then point it at ChickSoonerFan.