Ruf/Nek SHOTGUN NAME WINNERS!

[Okla-homey]

The names America voted for, for the....

2007 Sooner Football Season,

Ruf/Nek Shotguns...

Sponsored by registered members of Soonerfans.com are:








































BOOMSTICK






&









07CENTENNIAL

thanks for playing and thanks for supporting Sooner Athletics! See the Ruf/Nek shotguns in action at the Spring Game!

[proud gonzo]

sweet!

[olevetonahill]

I like the Centinial
Cool
Now give us a breakdown on the votes for something .

[Harry Beanbag]

It's actually kind of cool that a serious name won.

[Okla-homey]

I like the Centinial
Cool
Now give us a breakdown on the votes for something .

BOOMSTICK was a runaway winner.

07CENTENNIAL and SOUTH OVAL were neck and neck but 07CENTENNIAL won by a nose. That's good IMHO because Czar's shotgun from last year was SOUTH OVAL.

Everything else was onsey-twoseys.

[1stTimeCaller]

Good jorb people. Again, thanks to Homey and Jaux for this fun way to support our University.

[olevetonahill]

BOOMSTICK was a runaway winner.

07CENTENNIAL and SOUTH OVAL were neck and neck but 07CENTENNIAL won by a nose. That's good IMHO because Czar's shotgun from last year was SOUTH OVAL.

Everything else was onsey-twoseys.
Cool

[soonerboomer93]

if'n I win, I call dibs on boomstick dammit :D

[1stTimeCaller]

Vet's gonna win one and PG the other. They send their thanks.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I thought Soonerus was going to win since he paid the mostest.

[Soonerus]

I( gave my proxy to the workers...that's fair, I do not really care what they are called....

[MamaMia]

Very good. :)

[proud gonzo]

I thought Soonerus was going to win since he paid the mostest.we don't really know, because he's never said how much he actually paid.

[1stTimeCaller]

he bought 40 chances, he really wants to win one of those shotguns ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Well I bought one more than whatever he bought.

[proud gonzo]

he bought 40 chances, he really wants to win one of those shotguns ;)well, considering the shotguns are $750 each, that's $1500 total, and that makes 75 chances. There are 35 names on the list... so that leaves 40 chances free. But I know there were people other than Russell who donated more than $20, so it's not possible that he had 40 chances. So hopefully you made up the number and he didnt' say it ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

I thought that $20x40= $800 was the easier of the math homework to do. Spending $800 for a chance to win something that could be bought for $750 was the joke.

I'll go sit in my corner now. ;)

[proud gonzo]

well yeah, that's true....if I was all logical and ****.

[Okla-homey]

Please stop with the "who gave the most"/"least"/etc, ad nauseum shinola. I can tell you for a fact, folks who became shareholders on this here thingy kicked-in $40.00 on average.

Everyone who contributed is a winner, and a great bunch of kids who bring joy to millions will benefit from their generosity.

Positive waves man, positive waves.;)

[soonerboomer93]

they're attempting oneupmanship, why you gotta go spoil it all by being logical and stuff homey???

[Soonerus]

he bought 40 chances, he really wants to win one of those shotguns ;)

Riiigghhtt...

[C&CDean]

"Boomstick" is the gayest thing I've ever heard. If I win that one it's going to charity.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Do you know where it came from? What movie, I mean?

[C&CDean]

Do you know where it came from? What movie, I mean?

WTF do I look like? Ebert and Siskell (or whoever the **** those movie watching weirdos are)?

You freaks are always running around this place quoting stupid movies. Hell, whole threads have gone on and on and on with nothing but quotes from stupid movies. If you tell me it came from one of the Quentin Tarrantino flicks I'm a gonna scream. If it came from a Clint Eastwood flick well then, OK.

[Octavian]

You know what pride is, Butch?

[C&CDean]

Oh. A ****ing Robert Redford flick? No way. If I win Boomstick it will be sanded down and repainted with something a little more manly.

[soonerboomer93]

dammit, I knew i should have nominated chainsaw

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

WTF do I look like? Ebert and Siskell (or whoever the **** those movie watching weirdos are)?

You freaks are always running around this place quoting stupid movies. Hell, whole threads have gone on and on and on with nothing but quotes from stupid movies. If you tell me it came from one of the Quentin Tarrantino flicks I'm a gonna scream. If it came from a Clint Eastwood flick well then, OK.


:les: CRANKYPANTS!!!

[C&CDean]

:les: CRANKYPANTS!!!

Well that sure beats the hell out of Boomstick.

[proud gonzo]

This is my BOOMSTICK!
http://lowgradepanic.bloghorn.com/img/boomstick.gif

[Soonerus]

How about "Lil' Red"

[MamaMia]

"Boomstick" is the gayest thing I've ever heard. If I win that one it's going to charity.I'm here at home alone quite a bit. So if I win, I'm planning on using mine for protection from any possible intruders. As matter of fact, I would like to nominate Makemyday as the next gun name. :)

[olevetonahill]

I'm here at home alone quite a bit. So if I win, I'm planning on using mine for protection from any possible intruders. As matter of fact, I would like to nominate Makemyday as the next gun name. :)
Ya like you would shoot some 1 . ;)
I dont see it happinein

[C&CDean]

Ya like you would shoot some 1 . ;)
I dont see it happinein

Mom would invite the intruder in, give him some toast and jam, and sweet talk him into turning himself in. In the meantime, he'd learn all about quilting, gardening, and the POS neighbors who don't keep their vines trimmed.

[OU4LIFE]

"Boomstick" is the gayest thing I've ever heard. If I win that one it's going to Hairy.


thanks dude.

I KNEW that Crown would pay off.

[olevetonahill]

Mom would invite the intruder in, give him some toast and jam, and sweet talk him into turning himself in. In the meantime, he'd learn all about quilting, gardening, and the POS neighbors who don't keep their vines trimmed.
Tru dat :D

[bri]

:dean: Everything you people like is stupid and/or gay! Robble, robble, robble!! I invalidate your existance!!

Oh, and is someone telling the NEKS to please paint the two winning names on the side of the barrel that will be visible once the shotgun is mounted, k plz thx?

[C&CDean]

:dean: Everything you people like is stupid and/or gay! Robble, robble, robble!! I invalidate your existance!!

Well in your case, yeah.

"Boomstick." That's original. Catchy too. Meh.

[Okla-homey]

:dean: Everything you people like is stupid and/or gay! Robble, robble, robble!! I invalidate your existance!!

Oh, and is someone telling the NEKS to please paint the two winning names on the side of the barrel that will be visible once the shotgun is mounted, k plz thx?


That would be the gun's right side there Slick. I imagine they could accomodate that, but what if the winner prefers SoonerFans.com on the right, hmmm?
See, this ain't just about you.;) :D ;) :D :texan:

What's next? Please insure only RufNeks from Tulsa/OKC/Chickasha wield the winning shotgun if I win it? Please make sure it's my gun (if I win it) that is fired after the first TD in the RRS?

Let's just let the Neks "do that voodoo that they do so well" and just be happy IF we win, k plz thx.

[C&CDean]

Yeah, jk already tried to personalize this whole dealio early on. Don't be like jk.

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah dont do that

[bri]

That would be the gun's right side there Slick. I imagine they could accomodate that, but what if the winner prefers SoonerFans.com on the right, hmmm?
See, this ain't just about you.;) :D ;) :D :texan:

What's next? Please insure only RufNeks from Tulsa/OKC/Chickasha wield the winning shotgun if I win it? Please make sure it's my gun (if I win it) that is fired after the first TD in the RRS?

Let's just let the Neks "do that voodoo that they do so well" and just be happy IF we win, k plz thx.

Sorry, I was just using logic. After all, what's the f*ckin' point of this whole travishamockery of a vote if it's basically all for naught?

[olevetonahill]

Sorry, I was just using logic. After all, what's the f*ckin' point of this whole travishamockery of a vote if it's basically all for naught?
HMMMM ifin you win dont ya reckon ya could just turn the ****ING gun around ? ifin thats what you want ? :confused:

[jk the sooner fan]

gosh it seems like yesterday when bri called my idea "retarded"

good times......

[bri]

Um, my suggestion is actually not your idea at all, Sunshine.

Look, I'm just saying what a lot of people have said. I'm sorry I offended the Council Of Elders with my blasphemy. Carry on, CrankyFans.com.

[Harry Beanbag]

I seriously don't understand how anything remotely involved with this whole shotgun deal that jaux and homey graciously provide to us is cause to act like a whiny, snivvling, ungrateful, childish beyotch. Maybe that's just me though.

If you don't like how it's done, don't participate. If you are lucky enough to win and don't like how it's mounted, remount it. If you want to repaint it, repaint it. If you want to have secks on it, have secks on it.

[olevetonahill]

I seriously don't understand how anything remotely involved with this whole shotgun deal that jaux and homey graciously provide to us is cause to act like a whiny, snivvling, ungrateful, childish beyotch. Maybe that's just me though.

If you don't like how it's done, don't participate. If you are lucky enough to win and don't like how it's mounted, remount it. If you want to repaint it, repaint it. If you want to have secks on it, have secks on it.
Aw the voice of REAL logic .spek :cool:

[Soonerus]

I really and truly am utterly shocked Soonerus and Soonerus Jr. did not win...

[olevetonahill]

And then the voice of Illogical rears its ugly head . :P

[bri]

I seriously don't understand how anything remotely involved with this whole shotgun deal that jaux and homey graciously provide to us is cause to act like a whiny, snivvling, ungrateful, childish beyotch. Maybe that's just me though.

If you don't like how it's done, don't participate. If you are lucky enough to win and don't like how it's mounted, remount it. If you want to repaint it, repaint it. If you want to have secks on it, have secks on it.

Wow, thanks. You pearls of wisdom have changed my life for the better. I completely take back ever asking one f*cking question.

[picasso]

do they still make white Levi's? where do those guys get those pants?

[Newbomb Turk]

where do those guys get those pants?

the RUF/NEK store.

[Okla-homey]

the RUF/NEK store.

Maybe they be "painters" pants?

[Harry Beanbag]

Wow, thanks. You pearls of wisdom have changed my life for the better. I completely take back ever asking one f*cking question.


You're welcome, slappy.

[OU4LIFE]

Wow, thanks. You pearls of wisdom have changed my life for the better. I completely take back ever asking one f*cking question.

you just hate it when people use logic to counter YOUR logic.

;)

[KC//CRIMSON]

I seriously don't understand how anything remotely involved with this whole shotgun deal that jaux and homey graciously provide to us is cause to act like a whiny, snivvling, ungrateful, childish beyotch. Maybe that's just me though.

If you don't like how it's done, don't participate. If you are lucky enough to win and don't like how it's mounted, remount it. If you want to repaint it, repaint it. If you want to have secks on it, have secks on it. If you want to stick it up someone's *ss and fire it, then stick it up someone's *ss and fire it.


Now that! is something I would bid on.

[Soonerus]

Have I won the shotguns yet ??? a mere formality...

[NormanPride]

You know, if we cheated and you lost... you'd never know since you don't got to tailgates.

Just something to think about...

[proud gonzo]

next year we'll need a vBookie bet on who's going to win the shotguns :D

[bri]

Um, we can have a vBookie bet on it this year. :P

[NormanPride]

Yeah, now that you're no longer a mod there. :D

[proud gonzo]

Um, we can have a vBookie bet on it this year. :Pi meant next school year, dip****. if we have a bet on it now our vCash will be tied up worse than with the anna nicole baby daddy bet.

[C&CDean]

2001 A Space Odyssey/Are you Ready - Grand Funk

[bri]

i meant next school year, dip****. if we have a bet on it now our vCash will be tied up worse than with the anna nicole baby daddy bet.

Which is in this calendar year, dumbass.

[proud gonzo]

Which is in this calendar year, dumbass.don't call me dumbass, *********

[bri]

don't call me *********, retard.

[proud gonzo]

don't call me *********, retard.don't call me retard, moron

[bri]

don't call me moron, idiot

[proud gonzo]

don't call me moron, idiotdon't call me idiot, dumpface

[bri]

don't call me dumpface, **** for brains

[proud gonzo]

don't call me dumpface, **** for brainsdon't call me **** for brains, nappy headed ho

[bri]

don't call me nappy-headed ho, hymietown

[proud gonzo]

don't call me nappy-headed ho, hymietowndon't call me hymietown, jackass

[bri]

don't call me jackass, stupidhead

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: NO NAME-CALLING, ASSHATS!!!

[proud gonzo]

don't call us asshats, buttface

[bri]

yeah, don't call us asshats, fatass

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Don't call me fatass buttface, dookieheads.

[proud gonzo]

don't call us dookieheads, strumpet

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I ain't no strumpet, fartybref.

[proud gonzo]

I ain't no strumpet, fartybref.I'm not a fartybref, turd munch

[bri]

don't call us dookieheads, trollop

[Okla-homey]

I have a cunning plan. I'm going to borrow a bingo blower for the drawing. We'll post all the shareholders names on a dry-erase board with a bingo number assigned to each name. Of course we'll only use the numbers we've assigned so there won't be any false alarms at drawing time.

Then we'll plug that sucka in and have one of our lovely and talented assistants draw a ball. Announce the winnah. Then, draw one more for the other gun.

I think that would be exciting and stuff.

[bri]

I'm sorry, but you didn't phrase your suggestion in the form of an insult, history elf. :D

[Okla-homey]

I'm sorry, but you didn't phrase your suggestion in the form of an insult, history elf. :D

I am not an elf. Elves are ghey. I am a dwarf.

You are a shaven wookie.

[proud gonzo]

ZANG!

[bri]

I'm not that shaven.

SELF-ZANG!!!

[proud gonzo]

TMI, dingleberry :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Will you dickweed, foctards be nice?

[bri]

don't call me nice, ****stick

[olevetonahill]

don't call me nice, ****stick
I didnt Call you Nice . ****breath !

[Soonerus]

geez, and I got a mini ban once for using one curse word...

[soonerboomer93]

would you assmonkeys hush up?

[bri]

geez, and I got a mini ban once for using one curse word...

Yeah, but that's just because no one likes you. :D

[Soonerus]

Yeah, but that's just because no one likes you. :D

That's a crushing blow....

[Soonerus]

I was concerned when my check was endorsed "Pay to Angel's Escort Service /s/ Jaux"....

[proud gonzo]

would you assmonkeys hush up?don't call us assmonkeys...poo-brain

[NormanPride]

This whole discussion is moot. The $ has been drunk (a couple pizzas, too). You don't see no proof here that there are said guns...do you? Where they be?

Do we need to get mom to call Vinny about your knees?