Man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash

[william_brasky]

Mont. — A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel.

Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

[Czar Soonerov]

Did I mention that Texas sucks?

[william_brasky]

Did I mention that Texas sucks?

are you hanging out with the unicorn?

[Czar Soonerov]

are you hanging out with the unicorn?


That's hot, although JK turned me on to Lamas.

[GottaHavePride]

It was probably that bastard Charlie the Unicorn.

[OCUDad]

That's hot, although JK turned me on to Lamas.Fernando? :eek:

[IronSooner]

That's hot, although JK turned me on to Lamas.

Lorenzo?

[leavingthezoo]

what a retard. you NEVER let the unicorn drive unless it's a convertible.

[NormanPride]

It was probably that bastard Charlie the Unicorn.

SHUUUUUN!

[william_brasky]

the guys is 42 yrs old.

he has 5 DUI convictions.

last conviction was 14 years ago.

he had 5 DUIs by the age of 28.

now the unicorn thang.

this guy has no luck.

[Viking Kitten]

How the hell does a unicorn get a license in the first place?

[Dio]

He should have let the Liger drive.

[Fugue]

How the hell does a unicorn get a license in the first place?

It became necessary for horse related animals to find a mode of transportaion other than walking.

[StoopTroup]

You should always have a Designated Driver.

Even Unicorns know that.

He's screwed.

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[Fugue]

You should always have a Designated Driver.

Even Unicorns know that.

He's screwed.

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DD's injury rehab must not be going well.

[Viking Kitten]

I think a satyr is your best bet... at least they have hands to keep at 10 and 2 for maximum control of the vehicle.

[jk the sooner fan]

i would bet money that guy is insured with us......

[rufnek05]

wouldn't the horn go through the roof? or was it a small unicorn. the kind that live in mufflers and jump around and poke holes in it

[william_brasky]

I guess Centaurs drink coffee. Who knew?

[SoonerGirl06]

i would bet money that guy is insured with us......

So I guess you'll be able to tell us what kind of driving discounts Unicorns get, cause if they get a lot... I'm gettin' one.

[SicEmBaylor]

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no unicorns.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He's wearing a cup.

:mack:

[jk the sooner fan]

we're a minimum limits company........unicorns get the same discounts uninsurable mexicans get

[SoonerGirl06]

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no unicorns.

That's not true... cause apparently one was driving the car when it crashed. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

we're a minimum limits company........unicorns get the same discounts uninsurable mexicans get

Well, if it's the same amount that the mexican I hit got... then it's alot... thanks to Jim Adler and that damn chiropractor. :D

[jk the sooner fan]

i love it when people call in and threaten to go hire Jim Adler

[SoonerGirl06]

i love it when people call in and threaten to go hire Jim Adler

I love it when someone has the ability to drive away from an accident because he's late for work... yet is still able to sue you for "injuries" sustained. GRRRRRRRRR.....!!!!!!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

i got some correspondence from an attorney on a total loss offer for a complete beater POS 93 ford escort with 200K miles

he runs an autotrader search and cherry picks the search results, sending me examples of cars that sell for what he's asking......except all the cars are in places like los angeles, vancouver, washington, north carolina

ummmmmm, hello, lets stay within the greater houston area ok?

[Viking Kitten]

He's wearing a cup.

:mack:
She's wearing a chalice. And she should not be wearing midriff-revealing chainmail. No sirree.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I just want Fugue to know I saw his comment...

[Viking Kitten]

Hee hee. I missed the Dusty reference before. :D

[Fugue]

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[william_brasky]

DD's gonna find you and put your azz in the hospital.

You'll press charges. He'll blame it on a unicorn.

Ah, the irony.

[Viking Kitten]

Nah. DD's worked through all his anger issues. Unicorns, however, are vicious little bastards.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

DD's gonna find you and put your azz in the hospital.

You'll press charges. He'll blame it on a unicorn.

Ah, the irony.


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