Least favorite actor

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

I saw the thread that was forever old about the greatest living american actor so I figured why not start a thread about your least favorite actor.

Mine without a doubt is Bill Paxton, I hate the guy for some reason.

There isn't really any criteria other than you just don't like the actor/actress or they recieve a lot of hype which is undeserved. Any by using that criteria I would go with Keanu Reeves.

[picasso]

Soupy Sales.

[Hatfield]

Nick Cage in any role that requires an accent

[royalfan5]

I ****ing hate Will Ferrell.

[SicEmBaylor]

Rob Schneider
Jack Black
Jim Carey

[rufnek05]

all the baldwins
and keanu reeves

[stoops the eternal pimp]

david caruso

[frankensooner]

Ben Affleck

[Boomer.....]

Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider

[TopDaugIn2000]

jack black

does rachel ray count as an actor??? if so, she wins BY FAR.

[MamaMia]

Richard Gere

[SoonerStormchaser]

Add me to the Jack Black crowd...I don't think he's funny at all.

[OhU1]

Robin Williams when he tries to be funny.
Wesley Snipes
Halle Berry

[TopDaugIn2000]

add:

Cybil. She is TOTALLY ruining "The L Word"

[Xstnlsooner]

Les Miles....

oh wait, he wasn't acting!

heh

[King Crimson]

tom cruise.

i hate Rachel Ray. her 15 minutes are on the clock. possibly the least interesting person involved with food i can remember. she's a phony and she works for Kraft, a company that cranks out nothing but non-food. if you need to watch a cooking show to make a quesadilla, RR is yer girl.

[Rhino]

Dana Delany
Andie MacDowell
Tara Reid

[rufnek05]

tom cruise.

i hate Rachel Ray. her 15 minutes are on the clock. possibly the least interesting person involved with food i can remember. she's a phony and she works for Kraft, a company that cranks out nothing but non-food. if you need to watch a cooking show to make a quesadilla, RR is yer girl.

agreed. my grandma watches her show in the late mornings, even tho my grandma is a hellofa lot better cook that RR.

[TopDaugIn2000]

she annoys the hell outta me.

[rufnek05]

is maury povich considered an actor?

[Pfunk]

Mathew Mygodimgay

[Boomer.....]

Mathew Mygodimgay
As much as I can't stand him, I liked him in Dazed and Confused.

[Pfunk]

As much as I can't stand him, I liked him in Dazed and Confused.

There's an exception.

[rufnek05]

As much as I can't stand him, I liked him in Dazed and Confused.

"thats what i love about high school girls. i get older and they stay the same age"

he played that character way too well

[frankensooner]

A stoned Texas loser? yep typecasting...;)

[SicEmBaylor]

I like Josh Lucas or as I call him "the sober Matthew Mcconaughey."

[picasso]

As much as I can't stand him, I liked him in Dazed and Confused.
he was playing himself, as he does in all of his work.

Jack Black? he may be band nerdy annoying but he IS funny.

Nicholas Cage is spacey, weird and has a bad resodded hair line but he's a good actor. Just doesn't pick very good movies to work in.

I'm still trying to figure out if Ben Affleck has any talent.

[PAW]

Mine without a doubt is Bill Paxton, I hate the guy for some reason.

Aliens would be my reason. With you on Reaves too, don't care for his acting although A Walk in the Clouds is popular around my house.

<insert first name> Baldwin
Afflek
Rosie Perez

[Boomer.....]

he was playing himself, as he does in all of his work.
But he didn't have his bongos.

[jk the sooner fan]

Andie MacDowell


hot hot hot


i'm not a fan of Kevin Costner

[Paperclip]

Samuel L. Jackson, with the exception of Pulp Fiction.

[IB4OU2]

Rosie Odonnell.

[C&CDean]

All of them who have said the following:

If .......... gets elected I'm moving to Canada.
George Bush is evil.
I have a political opinion, so you should listen to it.

[StoopTroup]

The Gov. of California gets on my nerves now.

[sooneron]

Affleck is front and center for me. Mccoanaghey is catching up. Talk about the same role film after film.

[skycat]

The dude that plays Mohinder.
The dude that plays Peter Petrelli.
The dude that plays older Petrelli brother.

[King Crimson]

here: watch this.

John Wayne. if you've seen him in Genghis Kahn, I doubt there's any film performance worse than that. ever. speaking in broken "Mongol" english and the "Asiatic" eyebrows. one the great lines in that film is: "Woman, I will take you...".

[jk the sooner fan]

here: watch this.

John Wayne. if you've seen Genghis Kahn, I doubt there's any film performance worse than that. ever.

The Quiet Man makes up for ANY bad movie by the Duke

and i had forgotten about McConaughey...or however you spell his name

dont like him either

[sooneron]

I cannot believe he has been omitted thus far....










YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!





http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0313043/csi_miami_1.jpg

[C&CDean]

here: watch this.

John Wayne. if you've seen him in Genghis Kahn, I doubt there's any film performance worse than that. ever. speaking in broken "Mongol" english and the "Asiatic" eyebrows. one the great lines in that film is: "Woman, I will take you...".

Yeah, after I found out that the Duke also rode a Vethpa scooter like BigRedJed he dropped several notches in my book too.

[BigRedJed]

Jealous.

[BigRedJed]

Dean, it's OK to be yourself. Not everbody can be me.

[picasso]

I used to laugh watching the Duke try to run until I found out he had a knee that was held together with some rusty nails.

the critics used to say Clint Eastwood couldn't act a lick, now they loves them some Eastwoods.

[StoopTroup]

Jealous.
I saw Dean eyeing my electric scooter at the tailgate once.

I think he wanted to ride it but alas...he never asked. :D

[C&CDean]

I saw Dean eyeing my electric scooter at the tailgate once.

I think he wanted to ride it but alas...he never asked. :D

Heh, I forgot about that POS. I was wondering "what kinda homo rides something like that?" and ST comes up and goes "hey man, how do you like my biker ride? I rode it to the tailgate to score chicks."

Let's just say he left chickless.

[Jeopardude]

i hate Rachel Ray. her 15 minutes are on the clock. possibly the least interesting person involved with food i can remember. she's a phony and she works for Kraft, a company that cranks out nothing but non-food. if you need to watch a cooking show to make a quesadilla, RR is yer girl.

This is the most astute and intelligent observation on this board I've seen. Her first show where she went to restaurants in different cities, sat alone, ate a bite of her food, looked in the camera and said it was delicious was the silliest show ever.


Least favorite actor: Zach Braff. He can die.

[TexasLidig8r]

Mathew Mygodimgay

Poor Matthew.. He only bagged Sandra Bullock, Ashley Judd and Penelope Cruz... plus, pretty much anyone else he wants.

As for actors... the range of acting skills for Keanu Reeves and Ben Affleck goes from A... to B.

[StoopTroup]

Heh, I forgot about that POS. I was wondering "what kinda homo rides something like that?" and ST comes up and goes "hey man, how do you like my biker ride? I rode it to the tailgate to score chicks."

Let's just say he left chickless.
It's true....

However...

There isn't a B***h seat on it and it's made for one person.

I'm working on some chopped forks for it. ;)

[picasso]

Poor Matthew.. He only bagged Sandra Bullock, Ashley Judd and Penelope Cruz... plus, pretty much anyone else he wants.

As for actors... the range of acting skills for Keanu Reeves and Ben Affleck goes from A... to B.
hell does that have to do with acting?

John Stamos has nailed some hotties too ya know.

[C&CDean]

It's true....

However...

There isn't a B***h seat on it and it's made for one person.

I'm working on some chopped forks for it. ;)

Dude, you bring that thing next year all chopped, raked, and lowered, and you're gonna have to beat the bitches off.

[picasso]

This is the most astute and intelligent observation on this board I've seen. Her first show where she went to restaurants in different cities, sat alone, ate a bite of her food, looked in the camera and said it was delicious was the silliest show ever.


Least favorite actor: Zach Braff. He can die.
you've been missing out. King has been hatin on Rachel Ray for a while now.:D

[BigRedJed]

Dude, you bring that thing next year all chopped, raked, and lowered, and you're gonna have to beat off.
:eek:

[StoopTroup]

Dude, you bring that thing next year all chopped, raked, and lowered, and you're gonna have to beat the bitches off.
Heh.

[jk the sooner fan]

if you go to germany, you'll see the locals decked out head to toe, in $2k worth of leather wear......and riding around on mopeds

[BigRedJed]

Are they on mopeds? Or scooters? Good lord, here we go again. Just remember that it was Dean that brought up Vespas.

Because he's jealous.

[picasso]

if you go to germany, you'll see the locals decked out head to toe, in $2k worth of leather wear hangin at the Blue Oyster Bar......and riding around on mopeds

:eek:

[King Crimson]

The Quiet Man makes up for ANY bad movie by the Duke

and i had forgotten about McConaughey...or however you spell his name

dont like him either

i like the Searchers and Red River....but the Duke sucks as an actor. really.

[IB4OU2]

Henry Winkler what a putz...

[BigRedJed]

The only reason you feel safe saying that is because he's dead.

[BigRedJed]

Not Henry Winkler. John Wayne.


Nevermind.

[skycat]

Has jk been pricing leatherware?

[skycat]

Not Henry Winkler. John Wayne.


Nevermind.

Ooohhhh, look at me, I just found out recently that flood control doesn't apply to me!!

[King Crimson]

you've been missing out. King has been hatin on Rachel Ray for a while now.:D

oh yeah. and i played it pretty safe here. i didn't mention her little push up bra titties or kabuki theatre pancake makeup. not once.

[BigRedJed]

Ooohhhh, look at me, I just found out recently that flood control doesn't apply to me!!
Heehee.

[BigRedJed]

Heh.

[jk the sooner fan]

Are they on mopeds? Or scooters?

i honestly dont know the difference

[BigRedJed]

:mad:

[C&CDean]

i honestly dont know the difference

That's because it's been well established that there isn't one. A fagmobile is a fagmobile whether it has pedals or a cute little floorboard.

[BigRedJed]

Jealous.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm just saying if you're all decked out in leather cycle gear, you shouldnt be caught on a moped/scooter

save that for the harley's etc

[C&CDean]

i'm just saying if you're all decked out in leather cycle gear, you shouldnt be caught on a moped/scooter

save that for the harley's etc

Dude, fags pretty much belong in leather I'm thinking.

[BigRedJed]

http://www.whizwheels.com/Articles/Classes/devries01.jpg

[C&CDean]

I. Rest. My. Case.

[skycat]

http://www.whizwheels.com/Articles/Classes/devries01.jpg

LO friggin' L

[OhU1]

I'm surprised someone hasn't got political and said Ronald Reagan.

Reagan ruled in Bedtime for Bonzo.

[jk the sooner fan]

http://www.whizwheels.com/Articles/Classes/devries01.jpg

oh lord

[BigRedJed]

http://www.t-a-s-s.co.uk/templates/tass/mainpica.jpg

[C&CDean]

Please. No more. I'm ****ing dying over here.

[jk the sooner fan]

topping out at 37mph on the straight aways......

[BigRedJed]

http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/santamoped.jpg

[BigRedJed]

Actually, that's a REALLY nice scoot Santa's riding.

[King Crimson]

http://www.t-a-s-s.co.uk/templates/tass/mainpica.jpg

not helping your cause.

[BigRedJed]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2006/giro06/vespa/IMG_0677.jpg

[BigRedJed]

not helping your cause.
Yeah, I know. These people are a lost cause anyway. I'm just giving them some rib ticklers.

Some people need a Road King to try to prove their manhood, some people are secure enough in it to be seen on a 150cc Vethpa.

[rufnek05]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2006/giro06/vespa/IMG_0677.jpg

don't let alqada get ahold of that beast

[C&CDean]

Yeah, I know. These people are a lost cause anyway. I'm just giving them some rib ticklers.

Some people are secure enough in their homosexuality to be seen on a 150cc Vethpa.

Exactly.

[BigRedJed]

But seriously, JK, the difference between a scooter and a moped is about as much the difference between a scooter and a Harley. Mopeds are modified bicycles (complete with pedals) that are generally around 50cc. Scooters are different from both mopeds and motorcycles in that the engine is rear-wheel mounted (no chain) rather than frame-mounted, and it has a step-through frame.

The scoots in those race pictures were probably running 75-100 MPH. Mine tops out around 65 around here, 70+ at higher altitude. I've had it around 80 MPH on downhills around Vegas. One of my friends has a Vespa P200e (200cc) that runs 95+ and can wheelie in all four gears.

[jk the sooner fan]

150cc?

i think Dean's lawnmower is more powerful.......

[jk the sooner fan]

But seriously, JK, the difference between a scooter and a moped is about as much the difference between a scooter and a Harley. Mopeds are modified bicycles (complete with pedals) that are generally around 50cc. Scooters are different from both mopeds and motorcycles in that the engine is rear-wheel mounted (no chain) rather than frame-mounted, and it has a step-through frame.

The scoots in those race pictures were probably running 75-100 MPH. Mine tops out around 65 around here, 70+ at higher altitude. I've had it around 80 MPH on downhills around Vegas. One of my friends has a Vespa P200e (200cc) that runs 95+ and can wheelie in all four gears.

well, you learn something new everyday

i was raised in one of those "anti-motorcycle - they are the debil" families.....i've never had an interest to get on one

[BigRedJed]

Scooter:

http://www.staticvariable.com/photos/images/20060430114441_vespa.jpg

Moped:

http://www.thegsresources.com/stories/images/Ciao%20moped.JPG

[jk the sooner fan]

is that a lunch box on the back of that second one?

[rufnek05]

i was raised in one of those "anti-motorcycle - they are the debil" families.....i've never had an interest to get on one

my mom calls them "doner cycles". but as soon as i moved out i bought a honda shadow. love it, but i just ride it from my aparment to campus. parking sticker is hella cheaper.

[BigRedJed]

I just like the scoots because they're really practical, and there's a great group of people that ride them. I've been to rallies all over the country. I've got two scoots, one's a continuation of the old Vespa line, imported by a company called Genuine Scooter. They stopped importing them last year. I also have a project scooter, a 1959/60 Allstate (made by Vespa in Italy).

I live downtown and work downtown, and I can park it out of the way on a sidewalk. A big bike would be a bit of a hassle, really, for my commute. That said, I've been wanting to get a motorcycle for longer trips. I've been looking at BMWs and Triumphs.

I've ridden the scoot on 100+ mile rides, but it's not the most comfortable thing in the world for that. Also, you don't want to get it on the interstate, unless it's Sunday morning. That said, it's no problem to ride it 60+ MPH, even two up.

[BigRedJed]

is that a lunch box on the back of that second one?
I don't know. Remember, I don't ride a moped. :P

[BigRedJed]

It's funny how many of my friends who ride Harleys have ridden my scoot and gotten off of it with wide eyes, saying they wanted one of them. They're flat-out fun to ride. There's a saying that scooters are like fat girls; fun to ride but you don't want your friends to catch you on one.

[VeeJay]

I would like to insert the name "Adam Sandler" on this here thread.

That will be all.

Oh, and Tom Cruise.

[BigRedJed]

It's also funny how bikers react to packs of scoots when we pull up to a bar catering to them. A few of them laugh or act disgusted, but most of them come over and love all over the scooters, ask questions and such. Scooters are pretty good conversation starters.

Most guys on Harleys will also give you the little handlebar wave when you pass each other on the street; anyhing on two wheels is good with them, and you both know the other guy's having fun. A lot of the tools who are weekend warriors act too cool, especially the guys on Harley knockoffs.

It's the rice rocket guys who are the *******s.

[SicEmBaylor]

Heh, I forgot about that POS. I was wondering "what kinda homo rides something like that?" and ST comes up and goes "hey man, how do you like my biker ride? I rode it to the tailgate to score chicks."

Let's just say he left chickless.

I'm getting the scooter that I've been wanting for awhile this weekend to take back to Waco with me. Pictures to follow, but I think women find them cute. I'm thinking they if they want to ride the scooter they may also want to ride me.

[skycat]

I think I'd be able to take them more seriously if you'd quit calling them "scoots".

[BigRedJed]

I'm getting the scooter that I've been wanting for awhile this weekend to take back to Waco with me. Pictures to follow, but I think women find them cute. I'm thinking they if they want to ride the scooter they may also want to ride me.
Now see, the funny pictures I was posting didn't really hurt my cause, because everyone knew I was funnin'. But when you come in here and talk about scooters, it takes away all of MY credibility.

I'm getting rid of my scooters.

[BigRedJed]

http://scoot.net/

Go check out some rally pics and see if it doesn't look like fun.

[skycat]

I think this is the start of a SicEm, Lid, and Jed Coalition of Style.

[SicEmBaylor]

Now see, the funny pictures I was posting didn't really hurt my cause, because everyone knew I was funnin'. But when you come in here and talk about scooters, it takes away all of MY credibility.

I'm getting rid of my scooters.

Well, if it helps I'm not buying into the whole scooter culture. I just need something that's easier to get to and around campus on other than my big *** truck.

[royalfan5]

Well, if it helps I'm not buying into the whole scooter culture. I just need something that's easier to get to and around campus on other than my big *** truck.
You could just walk. It's good for you.

[SicEmBaylor]

You could just walk. It's good for you.

I live about 8 miles from campus.

[yermom]

It's funny how many of my friends who ride Harleys have ridden my scoot and gotten off of it with wide eyes, saying they wanted one of them. They're flat-out fun to ride. There's a saying that scooters are like fat girls; fun to ride but you don't want your friends to catch you on one.

i thought that was about mopeds? :confused:

[BigRedJed]

I'm gonna trick mine out to look like this, except for the orange:

http://scoot.net/gallery/2007/02/vegas/Laurie_NM_Pharaohs__Pledge/small_DSC01344.JPG

[royalfan5]

I like about 8 miles from campus.
That should only be about a 2hr walk each way.

[yermom]

oh and back on topic...

Eric Roberts.

[picasso]

how did this turn into a scooter smack thread?

[BigRedJed]

Well, if it helps I'm not buying into the whole scooter culture. I just need something that's easier to get to and around campus on other than my big *** truck.
It also helps that you're buying twist 'n' go tupperware sh*t. Not that these hillbillies would know the diff.

[BigRedJed]

how did this turn into a scooter smack thread?
Have you ever been on the SO?

[DustySooner]

In no particular order, the people I would to see get socked in the mouth:

David Hasselhoff
Paulie Shore
Fran Drescher
Janice from Friends
Any of the Dudleys, take your pick.
The Wayans Brothers
Tom Cruise
Queen Latifah

[picasso]

Have you ever been on the SO?
no, but once in college I went to the free clinic.

[SicEmBaylor]

It also helps that you're buying twist 'n' go tupperware sh*t. Not that these hillbillies would know the diff.

I really have no clue what you're talking about.

[BigRedJed]

Exactly.

[SicEmBaylor]

Exactly.

Well, now you've just taken the wind out of my sails. The passion is gone.

[BigRedJed]

Heh.

[BigRedJed]

Tupperware is what hardcore classic, metal-body scooter riders call modern, plastic-bodied scooters. Twist 'n' go refers to automatic transmissions rather than a clutch and gearshift. I really don't care, I just want to find some way to distance myself from you.

[BigRedJed]

I'm getting the scooter that I've been wanting for awhile this weekend to take back to Waco with me. Pictures to follow, but I think women find them cute. I'm thinking they if they want to ride the scooter they may also want to ride me.
http://www.jeffersondavis.us/photos/uncategorized/mace_pepper_spray.jpg

[King Crimson]

i also hate Michael Bolton on Sex and the City. starring as Carrie the Sarah Jessica the 3 foot tall chick who takes it in the hookey from Matthew Broderick, who also sucks out loud.

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.jeffersondavis.us/photos/uncategorized/mace_pepper_spray.jpg

So you don't want to go ridin' with me sometime? :-(

[Dio]

Mrs. Dio dragged me to see Pure Country once, and I have to say that Leslie Ann Warren made George Straight look like friggin Dustin Hoffman. Now back to your scooter talk, ya bikerfox wannabes.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

So you don't want to go ridin' with me sometime? :-(

Heh.

[Chuck Bao]

Okay, I've had a re-think about the whole scooter issue. The pics helped, BigRed. I concede that tooling around in a Vespa would be cool at a seaside resort or in Italy or OKC (if you can beat the traffic and parking).

But if anyone here is ready to try some wheelies on a scooter, be sure to record it on video and post it. I'm sure it is done and you'd be better than me if you did one. The last time I tried a wheelie, which was in high school and wasn't on a scooter, I crashed big time.

And Sic'em, if you do buy a scooter, please don't feel the need to cross your legs while you drive the thing. That's what the co-eds did at Baylor when I was there. I could be wrong, but to me that's probably a more challenging feat than the wheelie. Those were real women back then! Heh!

Oh, my least favorite actor is Jerry Seinfeld. For the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone ever thought he was funny.

[BigRedJed]

I've wheelied my scooter on accident quite a few times by dumping the clutch when I'm in a hurry. It's not fun when it's on accident. They're pretty quick, believe it or not. Doing a wheelie on a twist 'n' go would probably be pretty difficult.

I'm not kidding about my buddy's P200. All four gears. That bike is faster than a lot of motorcycles, and has a ridiculous power-to-weight ratio. He used to race motorcycles professionally, and can do some crazy ****. He won't let ANYBODY else ride it because of the power. He's let me ride any and all of his other bikes, including some valuable rare bikes, but not that one, and he knows I'm a really solid rider. I don't have any illusions about getting on that one.

[BigRedJed]

Regarding the quickness, I get away from stoplights far in front of most cars when I'm in heavy traffic. Obviously, if someone even in a moderately powered car wanted to beat me off the line, they could do it by really putting their foot in it. But with normal acceleration on their part (which is still jackrabbit for a lot of people these days), I leave everybody behind pretty quickly.

[Chuck Bao]

That's smart. In Bangkok, the key to staying alive for everyone on bikes is to move faster than the cars around them, especially those big ****ing environment wreckers.

[C&CDean]

I've wheelied my scooter on accident quite a few times by dumping the clutch when I'm in a hurry. It's not fun when it's on accident. They're pretty quick, believe it or not. Doing a wheelie on a twist 'n' go would probably be pretty difficult.

I'm not kidding about my buddy's P200. All four gears. That bike is faster than a lot of motorcycles, and has a ridiculous power-to-weight ratio. He used to race motorcycles professionally, and can do some crazy ****. He won't let ANYBODY else ride it because of the power. He's let me ride any and all of his other bikes, including some valuable rare bikes, but not that one, and he knows I'm a really solid rider. I don't have any illusions about getting on that one.

You know, this is the equivalent of having a buddy who has a collection of, oh I don't know, say Ford Pintos. Most have the 4-banger, but he's got this supa hott one with a V-6. Scaaaaary, yah.

You're killin' me Jed.

I raced motocross and TT in the open class. Back in the day it was Husquavarnas and Bultacos - and finally a Suzuki TM400 for MX, and single-lunger Triumphs for TT. The first Suzuki I owned (1972) was so ill-tempered that you could flip it over backwards accelerating in 3rd gear. It would bog down a little, then hit the powerband and the front end would launch while the *** end was sliding all over hell. Very few people could handle it on a track with other bikes around.

While I have no doubt you dig your scooters, and your friends little 200cc jet bike is really, really fast, it's still just 200 ccs. There's only so much power you can get outta one. I remember when the Honda CR250s came out. Everybody said "ooh, scary power." Yes, they were fast (and the 250 class was always quicker around the track because you could utilize the horsepower better due to better handling), but after you come off the open class all the smaller bikes were pretty much meh.

And I still need to see a 4th gear wheelie on a 200 cc scooter to buy that one.

[C&CDean]

especially those big ****ing environment wreckers.

yeah, those Kia midgets are tearing up the universe, yo.

[jk the sooner fan]

poppin wheelies on a scooter

good times, good times

[Mjcpr]

They probably should come with a wheelie bar, for safety sake.

http://srv13.fountainheadcollege.com/zack.hunley/images/WheelySparely_s.jpg

[frankensooner]

Pat, that ain't no scoot, that is a mini bike! ;)

[BigRedJed]

Thank you. NOT a scooter. well, I've seen it wheelie in three. I have no doubt about fourth. The thing does 90+.And this guy doesn't just have ''Ford Pintos,'' he has three BMW motorcycles, one an old R65 classic, a badass luxury touring bike and an enduro. He prefers the scoots, Seriously, for non-highway around town riding, there's nothing I've ridden that's more fun.

[rufnek05]

i saw a lady that looked like she weighed about 250+ pounds on a 50cc scooter. reminded me of a circus bear on a bike