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Rogue
3/14/2007, 07:14 PM
The next MF'er that gives out my email address to some fly-by-night spamming-*** company gets an ***-whoopin'.
A couple of probably well-meaning old ladies that are related to me are already on the top of the list.

No more fuggin e-cards, e-greetings, look at my pictures, and other random BS!

Why do you do it? I don't ****ing know, because they are ****ing idiots and want me to have the same ****ed up computer bugs they have I guess.


From now on everybody gets the old address until they pass a probationary period of not sending me every cute prayer, picture, poem, and ****ing' stoopid superstitious bull**** they forward to everyone else.

If they pass the probation period, they can graduate to an email address that I actually check more than once a month.

Mongo
3/15/2007, 12:25 AM
Well, **** you too. I was just trying to sell you something that will make your manhood larger/more pleasurable to the ol' lady. Excuse me if I care about your sex life and tiny penis.

SoonerTerry
3/15/2007, 12:41 AM
Wanna buy some Amway??

Rogue
3/18/2007, 06:58 PM
You guys are the succ!