Hey VK!!!

[slickdawg]

I'm trying to plan dinner with the Czar tonight and was thinking, should I take him by Fair Park and find you a couple of dead hookers to bring home for you?


:pop:

[jk the sooner fan]

be gentle with him tonite

you know, just to switch things up a little

[slickdawg]

Rough night last night?

[jk the sooner fan]

if he says different, he's a liar

[slickdawg]

pictures?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Just make sure they're high dollar there slick. Apparently, VK wasn't too happy with the Wal-Mart hookers Czar brought home last time.

[slickdawg]

Just make sure they're high dollar there slick. Apparently, VK wasn't too happy with the Wal-Mart hookers Czar brought home last time.
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Thanks for the tip. :D

[C&CDean]

Like VK is even gonna be on the board while Czar's away. She's way too busy racking up her own stack of hookers at the hizouse. When Czars away, the kitten will play...

[Osce0la]

heh

to this entire thread

heh

[Czar Soonerov]

be gentle with him tonite

you know, just to switch things up a little

I was doing fine until you brought the Lama in the room. :hot:

[C&CDean]

I was doing fine until you brought the Lama in the room. :hot:
It was an alpaca!!

[jk the sooner fan]

heh :)

[crawfish]

I'm confused. Are we talking a llama, or this guy:

http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2003/08-14-dalai-lama.jpg

Although, either one would be pretty funny.

[Petro-Sooner]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in
the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you
think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[Mixer!]

http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/500cs_064.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

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Thanks for the tip. :D
Oh, if only Czar had a nickel for every time he heard that...

[Viking Kitten]

But seriously Dallas guys, if you turn my husband all gay, I'm gonna come down there and give each and every one of you what for. That goes double for Howzit.

[jk the sooner fan]

all i know is that last nite Czar had an awakening.......he mumbled something about "liking dallas"

call it an epiphany

[colleyvillesooner]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rubbing hands together

[Howzit]

But seriously Dallas guys, if you turn my husband all gay, I'm gonna come down there and give each and every one of you what for. That goes double for Howzit.

Oh Czaaaaarrrr...c'mere a minute....

[Czar Soonerov]

I'm trying to plan dinner with the Czar tonight and was thinking, should I take him by Fair Park and find you a couple of dead hookers to bring home for you?
:pop:

Thanks for helping me chop them up so they'd fit in my carry on.

YOU ROCK!

[Howzit]

Thanks for helping me chop them up so they'd fit in my carry on.

YOU ROCK!

The sexual tension between you two is a viscous gas, which has been condensed to a liquid due to the extreme gravity that is your desire.

That's a direct quote from one of the more inteligencer posters on this bored.

[Viking Kitten]

Somehow a thread bearing my name got turned into possibly the gayest thread in the history of the South Oval.

I don't know whether to be offended or proud.

[slickdawg]

Somehow a thread bearing my name got turned into possibly the gayest thread in the history of the South Oval.

I don't know whether to be offended or proud.


Wait'll you get that bag of chopped up dead hookers, you'll be like a kid at Christmas!