KaiserSooner
3/14/2007, 09:17 AM
BAGHDAD—Citing the chaotic state of his occupied nation, president Jalal Talabani declared a state of partial law in Iraq Monday. "We must preserve a few laws and some order," said Talabani in a televised address. "If not for our own sake, then for the sake of the peace-loving citizens who make up nearly half our population." Talabani said the state of partial law is temporary, promising that within the decade, his interim government will be replaced by a more stable fascist theocracy.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39671
...It's a year and a half old, but it busted me up this morning.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39671
...It's a year and a half old, but it busted me up this morning.