Which "Girl Next Door" would you hit?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Yes, you can only pick one!
Holly:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/ce/180px-Holly_Madison.jpg
Bridget:
http://www.celebopedia.com/bridget-marquardt/images/bridget-marquardt.jpg
Kendra:
http://www.celebopedia.com/kendra-wilkinson/images/kendra-wilkinson.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Dirty whores!

[SoonerStormchaser]

Yes, but attractive ones.

[1stTimeCaller]

I have no idea who these people are so just pick one for me.

[Fugue]

I have no idea who these people are so just pick one for me.

Me either, this thread really is worthless without pics. :texan:

[SicEmBaylor]

Bridget

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Dirty whores?

[Soonrboy]

the top 2. Kendra is almost mannish.

[C&CDean]

WTF is wrong with you guys?

[SoonerStormchaser]

It hasn't been determined yet Dean...but I'll let you know when I find out.

[C&CDean]

It hasn't been determined yet Dean...but I'll let you know when I find out.

Oh it's been determined. You guys would **** a gnarly knothole if it had some hair growing on it, and y'all go "would you hit it?" Hell, you'd hit your own momma if she'd change her last name.

[NormanPride]

That's "girl next door"? That's more like "bleached blonde makeup yainch". You guys need to work on your stereotypes.

[slickdawg]

Well, if I wasn't happily married to slickwife, that Bridget chick is pretty.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Oh it's been determined. You guys would **** a gnarly knothole if it had some hair growing on it, and y'all go "would you hit it?" Hell, you'd hit your own momma if she'd change her last name.


Eww...no thanks! I hit Mrs. SoonerStormchaser cause she changed her last name though...to mine!

[Penguin]

I've never been too wild about the bleached blonde look.

[Fraggle145]

Its Holly. Kendra is as annoying as sweaty balls on a hot day.

[Osce0la]

Oh it's been determined. You guys would **** a gnarly knothole if it had some hair growing on it, and y'all go "would you hit it?" Hell, you'd hit your own momma if she'd change her last name.
My momma's last name has been changed and no, I still wouldn't hit it...

[Osce0la]

That's "girl next door"? That's more like "bleached blonde makeup yainch". You guys need to work on your stereotypes.
Girl Next Door = TV show about Playboy models...

[Sam Spade]

the top 2. Kendra is almost mannish.

??????!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!! !

:eek:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Ok, who posted a vote for the she-male?

[rufnek05]

holly is the only one that looks like she doesn't have some form of STD's

[SoonerStormchaser]

Well, to come to Bridget's defense, she's 32. Holly is 28 and she-male is 21.

[yermom]

where is the Elisha Cuthbert option?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/198521~The-Girl-Next-Door-Posters.jpg

[slickdawg]

My momma's last name has been changed and no, I still wouldn't hit it...


yeah, but doleo would.

:eek:

[IB4OU2]

I did'nt know the Playboy mansion was next door? :confused: I need to trim some bushes.......no pun intended...well a little bit maybe. :)

[SoonerStormchaser]

TMI! :O

[olevetonahill]

WTF is wrong with you guys?
Zacly
I have me some Mossy knotholes here on the Hill for hardtimes . :D

[TheHumanAlphabet]

That's "girl next door"? That's more like "bleached blonde makeup yainch". You guys need to work on your stereotypes.

Agreed!

[JohnnyMack]

Oh it's been determined. You guys would **** a gnarly knothole if it had some hair growing on it, and y'all go "would you hit it?" Hell, you'd hit your own momma if she'd change her last name.

Oh don't get all pious with me. You'd hit one of those chicks like it was a ham sammich.

[sanantoniosooner]

The girl next door to me is 8 years old.

Pass.

[BigRedJed]

Why do I feel like some late night poster is going to cross a line in this thread, and we're going to have to deal with it in some way tomorrow? Gee, maybe it's because this is exactly the type of thread where that always happens. Please prove me wrong.

[Mjcpr]

Are you the new Norm?

[NormanPride]

I could cross it right now, and at least it wouldn't be a "late night" poster. ;)

[BigRedJed]

Are you the new Norm?
No. Sometimes things go right in my life.

[LilSooner]

I love that freaking show. Holly most definitely, Kendra is just down right dumb. I feel sorry for Bridget man she is starting to look really, REALLY old.

[the_ouskull]

You mean they're not the same person?

the_ouskull

[the_ouskull]

I love that freaking show. Holly most definitely, Kendra is just down right dumb. I feel sorry for Bridget man she is starting to look really, REALLY old.

Oddly enough, after I posted what I just posted, I looked at the pics and could see some difference in them... which leads me to believe that they're intentionally using pics that make them all look very different from one another.

Anyway, does it mean that I'm getting old that I thought that Bridget was the best-looking of the three?

Also, Lil, any time that you feel like telling us more stories about "which chicks you'd hit," I want you to know that it's okay. We'll all support you, and any stories that you feel like you need to get off of your chest. And I don't mean 'chest,' like I'm talking about your chest specifically, I'm just saying it as a figure of boobs.

Crap.

the_ouskull

I gotta stop posting while watching Family Guy.

[olevetonahill]

I Aint voting . Hell Id HIT all 3 . and If that one Is a he/she Id turn him /it Down . FACE DOWN.:cool:

[SoonerDood]

Bridget most closely resembles Mrs. Soonerdood. Plus she's getting a degree and not dreaming about Hef giving up his lifestyle for her, like Holly, and not annoying beyond all comprehension, like Kendra.

[olevetonahill]

Bridget most closely resembles Mrs. Soonerdood. Plus she's getting a degree and not dreaming about Hef giving up his lifestyle for her, like Holly, and not annoying beyond all comprehension, like Kendra.
Give us a Pic we will decide if your right or just in love . ;)

[sooneron]

I have only caught about 10 minutes of that stupid show. (Sorry, I could care less about dumb bitches - hit it with enough of them in the ounger days.) And the time I saw it was at some maternity store waiting area where they had a plasma screen in a seating area for the dudes. Unfortunately, a mother of an expecting mother (maybe even a grandmother now that I think of it) was sitting there too. A. it was pretty stupid for a show about bimbo eye candy being on in a place where women are depressed about how they look and B. The showed seemed worthless. All of them should be in porn, b/c that's basically all that they're good for. Cuz they all look really ****ing plastic.

[olevetonahill]

I have only caught about 10 minutes of that stupid show. (Sorry, I could care less about dumb bitches - hit it with enough of them in the ounger days.) And the time I saw it was at some maternity store waiting area where they had a plasma screen in a seating area for the dudes. Unfortunately, a mother of an expecting mother (maybe even a grandmother now that I think of it) was sitting there too. A. it was pretty stupid for a show about bimbo eye candy being on in a place where women are depressed about how they look and B. The showed seemed worthless. All of them should be in porn, b/c that's basically all that they're good for. Cuz they all look really ****ing plastic.

So whats the problem ?

[SicEmBaylor]

My mother and 16 year old sister watch that show.

[tommieharris91]

I was kinda wonderin where the "All 3" option was.

[Cam]

Kendra's a dumb, stupid, clueless beyotch. I've watched it twice and both times I wanted to throw my remote thru the tv every time she opened her mouth.

[olevetonahill]

Kendra's a dumb, stupid, clueless beyotch. I've watched it twice and both times I wanted to throw my remote thru the tv every time she opened her mouth.
Your MUTE button broken ?

[Cam]

Your MUTE button broken ?
She's not bad on the eyes, but there's got to be at least a little bit going on upstairs or it just ain't worth it.