I have become an old fart neighbor

[Rhino]

...and I hate being him.

In college and post-college, I threw a good handful of 100+ person parties at our house in Norman. I was always annoyed when someone called the cops instead of talking to us first. Mostly because we told all my neighbors well-in-advance that we'd be having a party and they were more than welcome to come over. And we always gave them our phone number to call if it got too rowdy.

But our neighbors are as old or older than we are and they have parties at least two nights a week. They should be old and boring by now, right? ;)

They live across the street and I can hear them loud and clear at the back of my house. I'm sure Lil is cursing them out in her hoarse voice as she tries to sleep - that girl has a seething hatred for our neighbors.

I know, I should go over there and just ask them just to keep it down. But they know and I know and we all know they won't. And I'll just have to call the cops on them later. And then they'll just hate me and TP my house. And I'll have to chop them up in my garbage disposal. And no one wants that.

If they'd just bribe me with a six-pack of Boulevard Wheat, we wouldn't be having this problem, would we?

[olevetonahill]

Bribe Me with a case Of Natty and Gas money Ill haul em off for ya .

[soonerboomer93]

just make sure to buy a bigger disposal

[olevetonahill]

just make sure to buy a bigger disposal
Hell a case Of natty and some gas money , = nothing left
I got lots of catfish to feed . ;)

[Rhino]

A ten minute response time! Way to go, Norman PD!

[olevetonahill]

You squealed to the Pigs ? :eek: :pop:

[Rhino]

I told you, I'm an old fart neighbor.

A good 20 minutes later, most of the party has dissipated, presumably to another house somewhere to be someone else's problem.

Next time, bring me some Boulevard Wheat and you can have your party.

[olevetonahill]

I told you, I'm an old fart neighbor.

A good 20 minutes later, most of the party has dissipated, presumably to another house somewhere to be someone else's problem.

Next time, bring me some Boulevard Wheat and you can have your party.

Hell at your age can you stay Up late enough to have a party ?
Without gettin all grumpy an stuff ?

[Rhino]

It's now 2:30am, is that late enough for ya?

And I'm always grumpy. You should know that by now.

[yermom]

where is that Hulk picture? :D

[olevetonahill]

It's now 2:30am, is that late enough for ya?

And I'm always grumpy. You should know that by now.
That time change thingy dont count till you go to bed and wake up . Ya grumpy ole fart .:D

[BigRedJed]

Sorry, I was a bit slow on the draw there...

http://www.8secondchallenge.com/soonerfans/rhino.jpg

[olevetonahill]

HEH im talking old fart smack with a Kid . :D :D :D :D

[OU4LIFE]

I And I'll have to chop them up in my garbage disposal. And no one wants that.



That's not true. I want that.

BIG TIME.

[Rogue]

Be sure to talk to your doctor about long lasting Cialis. Getchyer prostate checked more often now. And it's prolly time to start playing checkers while wearing your old golf pants. Hell, just wear your golf pants everywhere.

[jk the sooner fan]

rhino - i would have done the same thing, i loathe having to hear others music in the comfort of my own home.....

[slickdawg]

Rhino - like JK, I too would have called the cops. That is just wrong to be so loud and obnoxious.

[OUHOMER]

Hell, i would have just went over and crashed the party. i would have said i cannt sleep cause you guys are having to much fun, wheres the beer. I would have gotten drunk and ****ed on their carpet. On the way out, i would have said see ya at the next party.

[BajaOklahoma]

OUHOMER = 1TC? Who knew?

[OUHOMER]

I couldnt keep up with 1TC

[LilSooner]

See as soon as I heard the bastages start to get rowdy last night, I put the good old ear plugs in didn't hear them again until 5:47 this morning when they were yelling and screaming outside.

What's bad is that they have two little kids that live there to.

I freaking hate them.

Now my next question is would getting new windows on the house help lessen the noise? Our windows are the original windows that were put on in the 60s. My dad says that it won't help, but my dad is full of **** most of the time.

[OUHOMER]

Double pain will help. Window World seems to be the cheapest and they dont put pressure on you like the others. And I have had them all out

[LilSooner]

Where in the world is Window World?

I really want Pella windows, I want the ones with the blinds already in them. So, my fella what other brands are similar to Pella but don't cost as much.

[MamaMia]

When it gets all nice and quiet over there, have your own early morning party.

[JohnnyMack]

You squealed? That ain't right.

[1stTimeCaller]

I would've talked to the neighbors first. But then again, you know the whole situation here, I don't. Also, you guys moved into their neighborhood, they didn't move into yours.

[TUSooner]

If you have several good-sized neighbors to dispose of, I suggest a wood chipper.
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3271/pg5woodchipperty2.jpg
YWIA

[BigRedJed]

Freeze them in a deep freeze first. Do it when it's really, really cold outside. Discharge the chipper into a river. Works every time.

[LilSooner]

Bah, they are still *******s. Everyone else in this neighborhood has been supa nice, except them. Besides, it's not just us, other neighbors have come up to us saying that they suck too.

Listen, I would have a problem if they would just give us a heads up before hand like Rhino said. I also probably wouldn't have a problem if I didn't know that they had two little kids. Sorry having 15billion people in your house does not make me think you are a good parent.

[JohnnyMack]

Freeze them in a deep freeze first. Do it when it's really, really cold outside. Discharge the chipper into a river. Works every time.

Not every time.

http://blog.chosun.com/web_file/blog/463/25463/5/fargo_woodchipper_1-ixflower.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

in my rent house, our neighbors were mexican, and they were quiet as a mouse all year except one nite they had a birthday party.....my bedroom window was adjacent to their backyard.....they partied and talked till 6am in the morning

they're music was so loud that we couldnt hear our TV, i walked over and asked them to turn it down......they did for about 2 minutes

then it went back up, so i called the police....they finally went to bed around 7 am.....i so wished i had a trumpet to practice with out in the yard

[GrapevineSooner]

rhino - i would have done the same thing, i loathe having to hear others music in the comfort of my own home.....

I thought people moved out of apartments for that very reason.

[Rogue]

Yeah, early morning mowing, trimming, and other loud activity in the yard is some sweet passive-aggressive revenge. Don't fall and break a hip or anything while you're out there though. ;)

[BajaOklahoma]

Lil, we bought a side door for our garage with the blinds built-in. I love it there.
Try Lowes.

[Rogue]

Lowe's is a sponsor, after all. Doesn't mean I'll start rooting for JJ to beat TS though, what with $$ at stake for me every week.

[Rhino]

I think next time I'm just going to go over there and get a six pack of Boulevard Wheat...and then leave, of course.


I thought people moved out of apartments for that very reason. Exactly.

And I learned a long time ago that if you're willing to have a house party, be willing to get the carpet cleaned, have your house reak of beer for a week and be willing to get a ticket for noise disturbance. The lesson here is that you go to parties, you don't have them. I thought we learned that back during hurricane'bone's escapade.

[OCUDad]

Why not try for the best of both worlds? Call the cops -- in the 10 minutes you have before they show up, crash the party, grab as much beer as you can, and leave within 9 minutes. Win-win.

[OUHOMER]

http://www.windowworldinc.com/home/location/128

Dont be mislead by pella, I have a couple and had probelsm with eash one. Window world has a life time deal, it breaks they fix it. throw a rock thru it with the lawn mower, they fix it

[StoopTroup]

Buy some drugs and stash them in their house while your over there...

Then call the police. ;)

YWIA