If you were a fairly conservative married couple...

[Big Red Ron]

were very in love and wanted to get matching tattoos. What and where would you suggest? I mean sentimental but not cheesy and maybe a little sexy but definitely discreet.

Serious suggestions suggested.

Silly ones appreciated. ;)

[Tailwind]

Tattoo "his" and "hers" on each of your naughty bits. ;)

[proud gonzo]

heh

[Big Red Ron]

Tattoo "his" and "hers" on each of your naughty bits. ;)I thought about that but I'm thinking about something a little less masochistic and painful. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

Make sure it's small enough to cover up when you get divorced.

[Ike]

tattoo each others name on your hearts. not over your heart, but on your heart.

[Big Red Ron]

Make sure it's small enough to cover up when you get divorced.:D Ha Ha, we're tight. Seriously, we're extremely close.:mad:

[Big Red Ron]

nm

[tbl]

I wouldn't suggest any names. Whats something that reminds you both of each other? Special memories of anything in particular?

[jk the sooner fan]

do what JK2 did....put the words "your name" on your butt cheek

[Viking Kitten]

do what JK2 did....put the words "your name" on your butt cheek

Or you could do what Doleo did and put "Yermom." :D

[soonerboomer93]

do what JK2 did....put the words "your name" on your butt cheek

did he put "your" on one and "name" on the other, cause that would be cool :D




oh and ymssr....

[jk the sooner fan]

did he put "your" on one and "name" on the other, cause that would be cool :D




oh and ymssr....

no, just both on the same cheek, he had joked for years with his mother that he was going to tattoo 'your name' on his ***

he's had a few good jokes with some of his NCO's....."Sergeant, you inspired me so much i had your name tattooed on my ***".......then he drops trou

i'm sure when he outgrows his 21ness, he'll regret it.....but its his buttcheek, so whatever

[OklahomaTuba]

Barcodes on the foreheads for me and the lil wifey worked out great.

[the_ouskull]

What and where would you suggest?

Hanging. ASAP. Haven't you seen those Beast Light commercials? If you do this, as soon as you leave the tattoo shop, a giant beer can will fall from the sky and crush you. It's better you go out on your own terms. :D

the_ouskull

[sooneron]

Fairly conservative?

How bout this guy?











http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/limbaughmug1.jpg

[Howzit]

Tattoo "his" and "hers" on each of your naughty bits. ;)

Unless your picasso, then you put "his" and "his."

[colleyvillesooner]

Something with snakes...and daggers...ooh, ooh and a skull.

[Howzit]

I used to have a tat of a grim reaper.

Smoking a pipe.

Blowing smoke rings.

But it was so skeery it kept me awake at night, so I hadda get rid of it.

[Okla-homey]

Put "Boomer" on or around your Johnson, and "Sooner" on or around her (you know). That way, everytime you "do eet," you'll be sending up positive energy to OUr teams.

[usmc-sooner]

I have a yard stick tattooed on an intimate place

[Howzit]

I have a yard stick tattooed on an intimate place

picasso is now officially a you stalker.

[Melo]

No names.

Maybe the date that you got married? Like on an ankle.

Ive also seen couples that get things, such as the date of marriage, around their ring fingers, small enough to be covered up with rings, and what not. I've seen other things, like, 'till death do us part', etc.

As for tatting other things, I'm not so sure. I would suggest doing some research and finding something that means a lot to both parties, or something that symbolizes something important. For a girl, hip, thighs, lower back are usually the only thing that can be covered well enough. I guess if youre a conservtive girl, then you ould do something on the chest area, shoulders or upper back, though tank tops would show all of that off.

For a guy, usually, upper arms, back, upper legs, sometimes lower legs, depending on if you wear shorts or not.

Kind of also depends on if you want the tat covered at ALL times, or just in work situations.

[Okla-homey]

Kind of also depends on if you want the tat covered at ALL times, or just in work situations.

I highly recommend any ink be coverable. Tats and jobs which do not involve a nametag on your shirt or repeated recitations of "Hi, may I take your order?" are generally incompatible.

[Melo]

I highly recommend any ink be coverable. Tats and jobs which do not involve a nametag on your shirt or repeated recitations of "Hi, may I take your order?" are generally incompatible.

Well, thats all preference. Depends on how big it is, too. I mean, if you get a tattoo that says '**** Jesus', then yea, people might get offended by it. If you get something like, a date for instance, tattooed on your wrist, I dont know how offensive most people would find it.

[MamaMia]

I'm not a big fan of permanent body art but if you have your minds made up, how about a little heart on her and a key on you? :)

[ChickSoonerFan]

Melo is right...no names. The only names I would tattoo on my body are those of my children, which I have on my ankles. I love them but I have had times I wish I had them in a different spot.

And maybe they do not have to be "matching", as in identical. Do something that means something to each of you, either about yourself or eachother. But have them done at the same time. Or do you have nicknames for eachother that could be a picture? Like if you call her ladybug or something like that, then she could get a ladybug. I know that is corny but if you have a nickname like that, it would be sweet.

For women, I think the most discreet place is any where her panties would cover it.

[VeeJay]

I have a yard stick tattooed on an intimate place

Er...uh...that's three feet.

:eek:

[Big Red Ron]

I'm not a big fan of permanent body art but if you have your minds made up, how about a little heart on her and a key on you? :)Wow, good one! I like this idea a lot!

Thanks everyone!

What's amazing is that I'm sober and still want to!

;)

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/tattoo.jpg

[MamaMia]

Wow, good one! I like this idea a lot!

Thanks everyone!

What's amazing is that I'm sober and still want to!

;)
If you get the heart and key, make certain that the heart has a key hole in the middle to match the key. :)

[usmc-sooner]

picasso is now officially a you stalker.

jealous?

[MrsBigRedRon]

As long as it's my arse we're picking a tatoo for, I figured I should have a presence here. :)

Hi, I'm Mrs.BigRedRon... long time listener, first time caller.

Thanks for the suggestions, I especially like the one with snakes and daggers - it's perfect for us! ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

As long as it's my arse we're picking a tatoo for, I figured I should have a presence here. :)

Hi, I'm Mrs.BigRedRon... long time listener, first time caller.

Thanks for the suggestions, I especially like the one with snakes and daggers - it's perfect for us! ;)BigRedRon is married to 1XC?

[usmc-sooner]

As long as it's my arse we're picking a tatoo for, I figured I should have a presence here. :)

Hi, I'm Mrs.BigRedRon... long time listener, first time caller.

Thanks for the suggestions, I especially like the one with snakes and daggers - it's perfect for us! ;)

I'd go sans

I got a few, the older I get the more I appreciate bare skin

[MamaMia]

As long as it's my arse we're picking a tatoo for, I figured I should have a presence here. :)

Hi, I'm Mrs.BigRedRon... long time listener, first time caller.

Thanks for the suggestions, I especially like the one with snakes and daggers - it's perfect for us! ;)

Its nice to have you join us MrsBigRedRon. :D

http://www.mickeyfriends.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/minniemouse/minniemouse05.gif..........WELCOME

[sanantoniosooner]

Does Ron mumble about Calvin in his sleep? :D

[def_lazer_fc]

whatever you get, don't get a tramp stamp. if i had a dollar for every time i saw a girl with a tribal butterfly design on her lower back, i'd have enough money to pay for one of em to get it removed.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Are these conservative enough? ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/LongJohn81/latin_father_son_hs_2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/LongJohn81/last_supper_2.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

Ronnie, I found it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/LongJohn81/tat31.jpg

:D

[12]

Anything involving John Wayne shooting at indians as they shoot flaming arrows into a wagon circle would be nice.

[12]

:D Ha Ha, we're tight. Seriously, we're extremely close.:mad:

Yeah, I think many of us remember that emotion.

[jk the sooner fan]

i wouldnt do it......in 5-10 years i bet you regret doing this

[TUSooner]

i wouldnt do it......in 5-10 years i bet you regret doing this

Best.
Advice.
Evar.

Especially don't do it if you have to ask this collection of rejects from the MAD Magazine editorial staff. :rolleyes:

Actually, I knew I was lost and alone when I saw "fairly conservative" in the same sentence with "matching tatoos." So carry on, and I'll just look away.

[jk the sooner fan]

i've often thought about getting a tattoo, but i've never ever seen a design that i want put on my body FOREVER

just havent seen it yet, and that includes the OU logo

[Jimminy Crimson]

Actually, I knew I was lost and alone when I saw "fairly conservative" in the same sentence with "matching tatoos." So carry on, and I'll just look away.

I can vouch for BRR's conservatism, even if he refuses to take his hat off in A&M's oh-so-sacred:rolleyes: student union. haha

[Jimminy Crimson]

Ron, how about getting your wedding date tattooed on the bottom of your wrist, to where your watch would cover it. Hell, I'd like that when I'm married, just so I don't forget!

If you all wanted similar tats, you could get matching 'monogram' tattoos.

[StoopTroup]

Found this in one of Homey's threads...

Steven has some nice tats...

Steven Capps (http://204.62.19.160/fugitives/fugitive_detail.aspx?id=229444)


BODY MARK: (TAT CHEST)NCIC TWO HEART AND BRET MC CALYE
BODY MARK: (TAT UR ARM)NCIC MOTLEY CRUE W/SCROLL

[Big Red Ron]

i wouldnt do it......in 5-10 years i bet you regret doing thisI dunno, we are free spirits and in 5-10 years, we plan on being retired (early) and being ski bums/small business owners in VT or CO or NV.

[C&CDean]

Get one on your dick like mine. When it's soft it says "we be jammin." When I'm sporting wood, it says "welcome to jamaica, y'all have a nice day mon."

[jk the sooner fan]

you totally jacked up that joke Dean

i'm really disappointed

[SoonerStormchaser]

I thought about getting a tattoo on my *** saying: "Property of Uncle Sam...and [Mrs. SoonerStormchaser]."

[C&CDean]

Actually, it says "BMW" When it gets hard it says "Bite me jk ya low class no account Miserable good for nothing Weenis."

[jk the sooner fan]

bmw? isnt that one of those cars you swore you'd never drive?

;)

the joke goes like this: when i was a young lad, i dated a girl named wendy.......i was young and in love and really stupid, and one day to prove that i had her name tattooed on my penis

years later i was standing in front of a urinal and this really large black man was standing at the urinal next to me......i looked over at him and noticed that he had "wendy" tattooed on his penis too

i casually struck up a conversation and said "hey, you had a girlfriend named wendy too!"

he said "no, mine says "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day"

*rimshot*

[C&CDean]

bmw? isnt that one of those cars you swore you'd never drive?

;)

the joke goes like this: when i was a young lad, i dated a girl named wendy.......i was young and in love and really stupid, and one day to prove that i had her name tattooed on my penis

years later i was standing in front of a urinal and this really large black man was standing at the urinal next to me......i looked over at him and noticed that he had "wendy" tattooed on his penis too

i casually struck up a conversation and said "hey, you had a girlfriend named wendy too!"

he said "no, mine says "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day"

*rimshot*

Dude, I know about the joke. That isn't what I was talking about. Besides, I ain't black.

[IB4OU2]

How about Tweetie Bird on your wifes left bewb and Sylvester on your right breast and in 30 years they'll look like Big Bird and the Cookie Monster...

[jk the sooner fan]

Dude, I know about the joke. That isn't what I was talking about. Besides, I ain't black.

you're not?

well excuse me then, my apologies

[rufnek05]

i had a good idea, but i forgot

[C&CDean]

you're not?

well excuse me then, my apologies

racialist

[jk the sooner fan]

hey look, howzit said you're darker than the nite

bitch to him

[colleyvillesooner]

obligatory

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5849/thatsracistdk6.gif

[jk the sooner fan]

i wont even mention what word Howzit really used

[King Crimson]

so what does being "conservative" have to do with getting tatoos?

[colleyvillesooner]

i wont even mention what word Howzit really used

No kidding, and he said it with such anger...

[usmc-sooner]

Get one on your dick like mine. When it's soft it says "we be jammin." When I'm sporting wood, it says "welcome to jamaica, y'all have a nice day mon."

well if they can print the 10 commandments on the head of a needle, they can do anything.

[usmc-sooner]

hey kids join the Army, and learn a dick joke


:D :D :D :D

[MrsBigRedRon]

I can vouch for BRR's conservatism, even if he refuses to take his hat off in A&M's oh-so-sacred:rolleyes: student union. haha
Yeah, he's a real bad-@ss. ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

This won't end well...