vehicular modifications that make(or have made) me roll my eyes

[sanantoniosooner]

Undercarriage lighting.

lowering tall vehicles.

Raising low vehicles

Vinyl tops on trucks.

Fake convertibles

Mufflers that make a car sound like a weedeater

hydraulics

lighted washer fluids nozzles and tire stem caps.

"Powered by HONDA" in large letters or similar

I'm sure more will get posted or come to mind

[jacru]

extending axle width so half the tire is outside the wheel well.

[tommieharris91]

Blingin rims. Seriously, I've seen cars where the wheels on the car are probably worth 10x the car itself.

EDIT: Spinners are even worse.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Making diesel trucks ungodly loud make me want to go on a shooting spree


ok...not really but i hate it

[royalfan5]

bolt on whale tale spoilers.

[BigRedJed]

yermom is so gonna kick the *** of everyone in this thread.

[Boomer.....]

Rainbow tint

Colored windshield wipers

Wire rims

Every custom part at Auto Zone or O'Reillys

Tweed

[SCOUT]

Wood paneling.

[Mixer!]

Real wood paneling or the vinyl press-on kind?






Because I think those old Ford Woody wagons are kinda cool... :O

[SicEmBaylor]

What the hell is a fake convertible?

[SoonerGirl06]

Undercarriage lighting.


Mufflers that make a car sound like a weedeater



"Fart" pipes are the worst. I've never understood why people put those things on their cars.

Also...

The last name of the vehicles owner decaled on the back window... usually in some strange font that you can barely read.

[SCOUT]

Real wood paneling or the vinyl press-on kind?

Because I think those old Ford Woody wagons are kinda cool... :O

I was thinking more along the lines of the family truckster
http://www.ajga.org/Newsletter/TheAJGALink/8-5-05/images/Truckster.jpg

[royalfan5]

What the hell is a fake convertible?
I'm guessing it describes the situation that occurs when someone takes a hacksaw to the roof and b-posts.

[SicEmBaylor]

I put halogen fog lights on my beetle. Not sure if that's eye roll worthy or not.

[sanantoniosooner]

What the hell is a fake convertible?
A lot of caddys and other cars do a vinyl top but they have ridges that give the appearance of a convertible without being one.

[sanantoniosooner]

Reverse dish rims that stick out like spider legs from the well.

[SoonerGirl06]

I put halogen fog lights on my beetle. Not sure if that's eye roll worthy or not.

:rolleyes:









:D

[VeeJay]

I was thinking more along the lines of the family truckster
http://www.ajga.org/Newsletter/TheAJGALink/8-5-05/images/Truckster.jpg

That thang running off the cliff in Arizona in the desert was the shizznit.

[sooneron]

A lot of caddys and other cars do a vinyl top but they have ridges that give the appearance of a convertible without being one.
Yeah because a convertible with the top up is sooooooo attractive.

[sanantoniosooner]

Yeah because a convertible with the top up is sooooooo attractive.
exactly.

[sooneron]

I put halogen fog lights on my beetle. Not sure if that's eye roll worthy or not.
Is that for when your are travelling upon the moors of Temple trolling for hs chicks? Cuz, like texas is notorious for fog.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[C&CDean]

Having any of the following on your hood:

BMW
AUDI
SAAB
VOLVO
MERCEDES BENZ
DAIMLER BENZ
VW
FIAT
TRIUMPH
MG
COOPER
PEUGOT
OPEL
JEEP

[jk the sooner fan]

so lexus is ok?

[C&CDean]

so lexus is ok?

Do you see it up there? Of course Lexus is OK. Hell man, it's a refined Toyota, and Toyota is better than OK.

[sooneron]

so lexus is ok?
He will swear by anything toyota.

[C&CDean]

He will swear by anything toyota.

Well, yeah. I can't help it if I'm smart.

[sooneron]

Well, yeah. I can't help it if I'm smart.
And I didn't say you were wrong, either.

[C&CDean]

Heh.

[jk the sooner fan]

He will swear by anything toyota.

me too, i've got a toyota and a lexus in the driveway

course the lexus is a 98 that i bought used but damn if that isnt a sweet little ride.....great great car

[olevetonahill]

Wood paneling.
Dont be dissing My woody ! :cool:

[OCUDad]

We're talking about cars, Vet.

[Cam]

Having any of the following on your hood:
VW

Why do you hate reliable cars that hold their resale value? :(

[olevetonahill]

We're talking about cars, Vet.
I gotta 34 panel
an we call it a woody . :D
surf city here I cum

[SoonerTerry]

POS 78 chevy capric with 6 grand worth of big *** rims and little skinny *** tires.....

MORON

[Frozen Sooner]

Decals that say "In loving memory of..." and some person's name.

I swear to everything Holy that if anyone I know does that with me when I die I will come back and eat their brains.

[Dio]

Ultra HOT stickers

[rufnek05]

painting on just the tail gate. usally either gost skulls or pics of the Virgin Mary

and large graphics that look like they are from Fast and Furious

[SicEmBaylor]

Is that for when your are travelling upon the moors of Temple trolling for hs chicks? Cuz, like texas is notorious for fog.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I had them put on when I was still in HS. I'm not sure if Fort Gibson is known for its fog or not (probably not).

[yermom]

yermom is so gonna kick the *** of everyone in this thread.

:mad:

actually, my car is mod free :D

and i'm not on Dean's list either :P

[goingoneight]

Mexified vehicle. You know what I'm sayin'.

HERNANDEZ in gigantic letters over the windshield.

Wheels that stick out too far.

Black window tinting on the winshield by factory, silver tiniting on the door windows.

Fart pipes over the exhaust.

Spinning rims.

Air ride and hydraulic suspension. Not stabilitrac or leveling systems, air ride enterprises stuff.

Horns that do anything other than beeping.

Stereos that rattle trunk lids and license plates.

Chameleon paint.

Shaved door handles.

Colored or shiny cheap stuff to go in engine compartment. Such things include fake chrome valve covers, colored spark plug wires, fake K&N cold air intake manifolds, NOS stickers...


UGH!!! Freakin' STICKERS!!! Your car is not any faster because it has a little Edelbrock emblem on the window! :mad:


I could go on...

[Vaevictis]

http://www.ricecop.com/

[Ike]

http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_5/pink-neon.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Decals that say "In loving memory of..." and some person's name.

I swear to everything Holy that if anyone I know does that with me when I die I will come back and eat their brains.

I would spek you twice for this if I could. And I especially hate when it's in "loving" memory of someone you're reasonably sure the driver never actually knew, like... oh, I don't know... a dead NASCAR driver, for example.

[SoonerJack]

The bumper sticker proclaiming your child's intelligence for making the "Honor Roll"...when the "Honor Roll" includes aproximately the top 35% of the school.

and (this one I really hate):

The plastic fake bull testacleez hanging off of the truck hitch.

[jk the sooner fan]

speaking of bumper stickers, why do gays feel the need to display their sexual preference on their bumper?

i want a heterosexual bumper sticker so that everbody driving around me knows that i like *****

[Xstnlsooner]

ANY decal, plate or whatever that is orange/white or orange/black
and associated with LosuR!!

Hell of a way to ruin a perfectly good vehicle!

[jk the sooner fan]

a tad off topic here, but what about road side memorials?

either jews are really good drivers or crappy carpenters.....

[IB4OU2]

Having any of the following on your hood:

BMW
AUDI
SAAB
VOLVO
MERCEDES BENZ
DAIMLER BENZ
VW
FIAT
TRIUMPH
MG
COOPER
PEUGOT
OPEL
JEEP

Oops! Dean made a mistake and put Jeep on his list....:D

[springs sooner]

when the stereo cost more than the car itself.

extreme racing decals - hi cops please pull me over for speeding

the other day i saw kid driving one of the fast and not so furious cars and he had on racing gloves - good thing we were only doing 35 mph.

[yermom]

a tad off topic here, but what about road side memorials?

either jews are really good drivers or crappy carpenters.....

i only see crosses around here

i'll add bullet hole stickers to the list

although, they are kinda funny over body damage :D

[jk the sooner fan]

i only see crosses around here



right....see the jews would be putting up a star of david, rather than a cross

which is kinda the point of the joke ;)

[Oldnslo]

Mods so far to my 2003 BMW 330i ZHP (that's "performance package" to non-BMW-speakers):

Supercharger (ESS's TS2 system @ 8 psi), Koala limited slip differential, Swarbarbarians, Racing Dynamics strut tower braces, slotted and dimpled brake rotors with "red stuff" pads and aircraft-grade brake lines, TSE3 exhaust, AudioControl equalizer, Alpine amplifier, Dyne Audio component speakers, BBS LM replica wheels, AC Schnitzer style roof spoiler (ordered), Vorsteiner hood (ordered).

I put about 1600 business miles on my car last month; I'll put about 1800 on it this month.

I still play with cars.

[rufnek05]

those "house divided" things. OU should not be so close to oswho

[mxATVracer10]

POS 78 chevy capric with 6 grand worth of big *** rims and little skinny *** tires.....

MORON

:les:DONKS!!!!

(at least they have a funny name........)

[yermom]

right....see the jews would be putting up a star of david, rather than a cross

which is kinda the point of the joke ;)

ok, i'm kinda slow

i just figured you were critiquing their design on the Stars of David or something, i guess :O

[soonerjoker]

there are "world-class nit pickers" on here.

don't refer to "wheels" as "rims". rims are the circular part of the wheel, where the tires are mounted.

[Frozen Sooner]

a tad off topic here, but what about road side memorials?

either jews are really good drivers or crappy carpenters.....

Why do you hate Jewish carpenters?

[Boomer.....]

Mods so far to my 2003 BMW 330i ZHP (that's "performance package" to non-BMW-speakers):

Supercharger (ESS's TS2 system @ 8 psi), Koala limited slip differential, Swarbarbarians, Racing Dynamics strut tower braces, slotted and dimpled brake rotors with "red stuff" pads and aircraft-grade brake lines, TSE3 exhaust, AudioControl equalizer, Alpine amplifier, Dyne Audio component speakers, BBS LM replica wheels, AC Schnitzer style roof spoiler (ordered), Vorsteiner hood (ordered).

Wow! Any pics?

[Boarder]

I pretty much agree with everyting posted. Except I'll sell you the nicest wheels in the world for your '78 Regal if that's what you want to buy.


I can't stand "If you can't Dodge it, Ram it" stickers. I saw one today. I want to just drive over them and leave the steaming pile of metal in the middle of the road.


I don't like the semi vulgar unpostable diesel brag stickers either.

[Boomer.....]

Check out this ride I just found. I'm sure you all will love it. 30" clear wheels. :D

http://images.cardomain.net/sites/cardomain/features/blog_5/garfield_box_1.jpg

[Boarder]

That reminds me. Back when the shop was in Purcell this dude came in and wanted 15x12 wheels with 295/50/15 tires. Basically short and very wide. Thing is, he had an early 90s black regular cab stepside 4x4 Chevy pickup. On those models, the 4x4 hub was out several inches farther than the two wheel drive. So, the same wheel on a 4x4 would stick out a bunch more than a 2wd. A 12" wheel sticks out about 3" on a 2wd. So, these wheels stuck out about 5-6". Not to mention they were tiny short tires and weren't even all terrain. It was the most hideous thing we've ever done.


But, he loved it and paid so, eh...don't bother me.

[Boarder]

Oh, and props to Dio and the Ultra Hott stickers. I absolutely could not stand those back in the day.

[Oldnslo]

Wow! Any pics?
Once the hood and roof spoiler are on, I'll take more. Right now, the car looks stock. Except if you know where to look. :cool:

[sanantoniosooner]

bullet hole decals.

Most any decals, but bullet hole decals deserve special consideration.

[sooneron]

The friggin soccer ball sticker with whatever Jr's team affiliation is... Makes me want to run them off the road.

[sooneron]

Once the hood and roof spoiler are on, I'll take more. Right now, the car looks stock. Except if you know where to look. :cool:
:dean: shakes his head:dean:

[soonerboomer93]

and (this one I really hate):

The plastic fake bull testacleez hanging off of the truck hitch.

dude, those make me laugh when I see them...

[sanantoniosooner]

dude, those make me laugh when I see them...
I gotta side with Jack.

They are stupid.

[soonerboomer93]

Why do you hate Jewish carpenters?

doh

[soonerboomer93]

I gotta side with Jack.

They are stupid.

oh, I didn't say they aren't stupid

they just make me laugh

[StoopTroup]

Check out this ride I just found. I'm sure you all will love it. 30" clear wheels. :D

http://images.cardomain.net/sites/cardomain/features/blog_5/garfield_box_1.jpg
Sweet....lol

:pop:

[StoopTroup]

http://www.castlebannersigns.com/gallery/gallery2/001.jpg

[Boarder]

http://www.castlebannersigns.com/gallery/gallery2/001.jpg
UGH! Chrome steel wheels! BLEHHHHH!

[def_lazer_fc]

do the "i vote by the book" bumper stickers count? might as well just say "i vote by wedge issues that politicians bring up during an election year and do absolutely nothing about once they've gotten my vote, at least until the next election when gay marriage gets all big and scary again" bumper stickers.

[def_lazer_fc]

oh yeah, also those damn ribbon magnets. one is fine (if you really have to), but if you have like 4 plastered on the back of your minivan, you are somehow now an uber patriot. congratulations. before i encountered you, i was under the impression that these colors ran. but i was wrong. dead wrong.

[BoogercountySooner]

The I miss Bill bumper stcker made me want to rearend a car last night.

The old "AINT SKEERED" decals made me laugh because they were so stupid. Once I was riding shotgun in a buddies truck and we pulled up next to a mullet headed fellow with a Aint Skeered decal on the back window of his truck. I yelled Woooo real loud and the dudes head about just about hit he head liner in his truck. I told him see you are skeered. Kinda rude I know but it was funnier than Hell.