What Happens When...

[Oldnslo]

Some poor soul is asleep and you put his/her hand in some warm water?



(my wife doesn't believe me)


I need firsthand ****** *******s, people. Don't let me down.

[setem]

It works...it works.....:( :( :(

[Oldnslo]

It works...it works.....:( :( :(
Wife still not believing.

Has someone ever perpetrated or been perpetrated upon with this gag?

[KABOOKIE]

Wife still not believing.

Has someone ever perpetrated or been perpetrated upon with this gag?

Yes. USMC-sooner pees his britches and Dean gets a woody. Weird.

[SoonerGirl06]

Wife still not believing.

Has someone ever perpetrated or been perpetrated upon with this gag?

When I worked in the hospital we used to have our patients put their hands in warm water to "help them go". It really does work... tell her a medical professional says so. :)

[yermom]

just wait until she falls asleep tonight and show her :D

[usmc-sooner]

Yes. USMC-sooner pees his britches and Dean gets a woody. Weird.

I peed with a woody, just to get the story straight.

[soonerboomer93]

just wait until she falls asleep tonight and show her :D

that's what I was thinking.

Just make sure you don't fall asleep first and have her try it on you...

[jk the sooner fan]

yes it works

when stationed in honduras, i had fourteen 18 year old privates working for me and they pulled crap like this on each other all the damn time

[Frozen Sooner]

Wife still not believing.

Has someone ever perpetrated or been perpetrated upon with this gag?

Tell your wife to pour cold water that gradually warms on her hands. Does the same thing (except being awake you can control it.) You get the urge to pee something fierce.

At least I do.

[jacru]

It must be true, I saw it on M*A*S*H.

[LoyalFan]

Some poor soul is asleep and you put his/her hand in some warm water?



(my wife doesn't believe me)


I need firsthand ****** *******s, people. Don't let me down.

Based on an event witnessed ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP you get a wet fist in the chops, effectively removing you from competition for First Chair Trumpet.
The your-rine soaked sheet that was stuffed into the perp's horn case was a classic in the annals of retribution as well.
I was there. I saw it all. I laughed. I cried. Oh, the humanity!
Oh, happy times!

The tough spot was...the perp was a female. The only way the victim got away with the slugging was that it was dark in the room and he failed to recognize the gender. Damned near ended her corn-on-teh-cob-eating career. She couldn't smooch a Bach 3C mouthpiece for several weeks and there was some loosening of the upper incisors.
Well, she axed fer it!

LF

[Widescreen]

<Insert 1tc joke here>

[Boarder]

If it's true, then why don't you feel the need to pee whenever you're swimming or in the hot tub?





Oh, wait.