slickdawg
3/6/2007, 11:44 AM
We were at McDonald's Sunday night to let Slickdaughter play in the indoor playground.
Shouldn't be a problem, eh?
That's until Sasquatch walks in and proceeds to play on the playground.
She's bigger than slickwife 3 months pregnant, but is playing on the freakin' playground. She's trying to do ballet moves and cheerlearder moves while in the playground. I'm in complete disbelief of what I'm seeing - this looks like a SNL skit.
Slickwife says she's a "Tweenager", and her mind ain't caught up with her body.
Sasquatch then proceeds to crawl up and onto the frame of the playground, and hangs from it (7 feet up or so). She looks down, but can't see, so she hollers to her friend with her "HEY, IS ANYONE UNDER ME?"
The friend replied "no"
Sasquatch dropped to the ground.
She would have squished slickdaughter or any of the other kids there.
Shouldn't be a problem, eh?
That's until Sasquatch walks in and proceeds to play on the playground.
She's bigger than slickwife 3 months pregnant, but is playing on the freakin' playground. She's trying to do ballet moves and cheerlearder moves while in the playground. I'm in complete disbelief of what I'm seeing - this looks like a SNL skit.
Slickwife says she's a "Tweenager", and her mind ain't caught up with her body.
Sasquatch then proceeds to crawl up and onto the frame of the playground, and hangs from it (7 feet up or so). She looks down, but can't see, so she hollers to her friend with her "HEY, IS ANYONE UNDER ME?"
The friend replied "no"
Sasquatch dropped to the ground.
She would have squished slickdaughter or any of the other kids there.