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TUSooner
3/6/2007, 10:39 AM
I called Alltel about my cel phone bill, and the Alltel lady learned that my favorite team is the Sooners. So she said, "That's my husband's favorite football team and my cousin plays for them; his name is Malcolm Kelly." I said, "No kidding? Cool. He's really great."
Then she helped me with my bill & stuff.
Kinda neat.
The End.

sooner518
3/6/2007, 10:47 AM
Did she know where to get a Boomer Sooner ringtone?

soonerboy_odanorth
3/6/2007, 10:52 AM
^^spek^^ :D

colleyvillesooner
3/6/2007, 10:55 AM
I called Alltel about my cel phone bill, and the Alltel lady learned that my favorite team is the Sooners. So she said, "That's my husband's favorite football team and my cousin plays for them; his name is Malcolm Kelly." I said, "No kidding? Cool. He's really great."
Then she helped me with my bill & stuff.
Kinda neat.
The End.

My fiancée used to work with another one of his cousins at the Dallas Morning News. She was super sweet. She found out the my fiancée liked the Sooners and said the same thing "My cousin plays for them, Malcolm Kelly, do you know him?" She said "Yes, he's only my favorite player. Do you think you could get me his autograph?'" The girl just laughed and said "You want Malcolm's autograph?! Why?" :D

nmajdan
3/6/2007, 11:40 AM
Renaldo Works' brother worked at Best Buy in Tulsa a few years ago. He brought this up cause I was wearing an OU shirt.

n8v_ndn
3/6/2007, 12:20 PM
I've gone to the last 3 OU/TX weekends with one of Malcolm's cousins (apparently the Kellys are a big family). She didn't even know Malcolm was going to OU until a relative introduced them after he committed to OU.

colleyvillesooner
3/6/2007, 12:21 PM
Maybe it's just a big inside joke.

Sco
3/6/2007, 12:30 PM
How many cousins does that kid have??? I'd be nervous trying to pick up girls if I were him - it sounds like everywhere he goes is Arkansas!

TUSooner
3/6/2007, 01:27 PM
Did she know where to get a Boomer Sooner ringtone?
Buhhhhhh! Don't you know I forgot to ask. :mad: :(

:D
spek!

MichiganSooner
3/6/2007, 02:21 PM
I went to a US Cellular because of problems with my cell phone and was wearing an OU cap. She said, do you like OU? I said "of course" and she said "my cousin is Malcom Kelly and he plays for them"; so I said, "cool". Apparently, Malcom has lots of cousins.

usmc-sooner
3/6/2007, 02:49 PM
Malcolm Kelly is my cousin

Grimey
3/6/2007, 02:53 PM
Have I never told you guys that I am Malcolm's cousin? I can't believe I never mentioned that.

Redshirt
3/6/2007, 04:00 PM
Malcolm Kelly once gave me a kidney.........






Or was it one of his cousin's kidneys?

Jimminy Crimson
3/6/2007, 04:56 PM
heh

Snrfn4ever08
3/6/2007, 04:58 PM
Does the fact that I'm white automatically disqualify me for being one of his cousins? :D

SoonerJLB
3/6/2007, 05:09 PM
a sister named Kelly and a cousin named Malcom...and I recently talked to both of them. Does that count?:) ;)

Jimminy Crimson
3/6/2007, 05:12 PM
Does the fact that I'm white automatically disqualify me for being one of his cousins? :D

It didn't stop me! :cool:

SoonerJLB
3/6/2007, 05:32 PM
Juaquin Iglesias has a big family as well.

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jccouger
3/6/2007, 06:12 PM
You are officially an insider now.

CrimsonChampion
3/6/2007, 06:17 PM
I hooped on Dan Cody and Shockey in HS... good thing I didn't play football, guys were badasses at ada. I also saw Brian Odom take the biggest hit of all time when Cliff Tak caught him blitzing.

Ardmore HS, where tradition never graduates...lol...well, it graduated buddy

CatfishSooner
3/6/2007, 06:38 PM
<yawnnnzzz>

Snrfn4ever08
3/6/2007, 06:40 PM
It didn't stop me! :cool:
Good, that's what I like to hear! :D :cool:

Sooner74
3/6/2007, 06:55 PM
Well I sit next to him in Psych Class. Can I be an insider?

OKC-SLC
3/6/2007, 09:05 PM
There's only ONE Malcolm Kelly.


Unless we're talking about another Malcolm Kelly and/or his cousins. In which case the original statement is not optimally correct. But either way, there's at least not that many Malcolm Kellys.

TXBOOMER
3/6/2007, 09:37 PM
Did she know where to get a Boomer Sooner ringtone?


Did she know what AD means? How about ENA?

Eielson
3/6/2007, 09:43 PM
I once met a guy who saw Barry Switzer at walmart.

goingoneight
3/7/2007, 12:00 AM
My fiancée used to work with another one of his cousins at the Dallas Morning News. She was super sweet. She found out the my fiancée liked the Sooners and said the same thing "My cousin plays for them, Malcolm Kelly, do you know him?" She said "Yes, he's only my favorite player. Do you think you could get me his autograph?'" The girl just laughed and said "You want Malcolm's autograph?! Why?" :D


I have MK's autograph on one of those crimson and cream game balls, and any doctor can chicken scratch that thing. It looks like it says 'Milo Killer.' :D

Got it form a dude at work who went to one of those media days things where you meet the players and stuff.

goingoneight
3/7/2007, 12:03 AM
a sister named Kelly and a cousin named Malcom...and I recently talked to both of them. Does that count?:) ;)


What if we have a brother named Mark and a cousin named Bradley? That count? :D

goingoneight
3/7/2007, 12:06 AM
I once met a guy who saw Barry Switzer at walmart.


I totally saw him on a game DVD there too!!! :eek:


Whoa, man... this is getting freaky. :pop:

garland sooner
3/7/2007, 12:12 AM
I shook hands with Paul Thompson.

goingoneight
3/7/2007, 12:18 AM
I shook hands with Paul Thompson.

Paul Thompson the electrician? ;)

SoonerJLB
3/7/2007, 02:01 PM
What if we have a brother named Mark and a cousin named Bradley? That count? :D

It does in my book but what do I know. :texan: