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stoops the eternal pimp
3/5/2007, 12:13 AM
I have an English Sheepdog and a Doberman in my house. Both are house dogs and are great with the babies
Anyway about 30 minutes ago 2 city cops show up with a paper saying a guy that lives 3 houses away said the Doberman got out of the fence and chased him down the alley..The problem with that is that both dogs were asleep in their cages, in my house, at the time of the alleged track meet. The cops didnt give a ticket but said any time a complaint is made they have to do this. They said the court clerk will be giving me a call to set up a court date over this stupidity.
I cant wait to move
SoonerGirl06
3/5/2007, 12:15 AM
I have an English Sheepdog and a Doberman in my house. Both are house dogs and are great with the babies
Anyway about 30 minutes ago 2 city cops show up with a paper saying a guy that lives 3 houses away said the Doberman got out of the fence and chased him down the alley..The problem with that is that both dogs were asleep in their cages, in my house, at the time of the alleged track meet. The cops didnt give a ticket but said any time a complaint is made they have to do this. They said the court clerk will be giving me a call to set up a court date over this stupidity.
I cant wait to move
Neighbors can be such asses. I had one do something similar to me as well. Claimed my dog kept him up all night barking... apparently on a night she was inside sleeping soundly next to my bed. :rolleyes:
This is why I file complaints against my neighbors first.
Usually for being quiet....too quiet!
Hey jack ***! If you would keep your dogs locked up, I wouldnt need to call the cops!!!
I keed I keed! How do you like your English Sheep Dog? I have always wanted one.
soonerboomer93
3/5/2007, 12:20 AM
oh, I just plant "special proproganda" and other items at their house if they get too lippy with me.
SoonerGirl06
3/5/2007, 12:22 AM
oh, I just plant "special proproganda" and other items at their house if they get too lippy with me.
Or call in a for a couple of pizzas and have them delivered to their house.
tommieharris91
3/5/2007, 12:39 AM
Or call in a for a couple of pizzas and have them delivered to their house.
Having a mountain of porn vids and mags delivered to their mailbox would be a lot more funny. Just make sure the package isn't discrete.:D
SoonerGirl06
3/5/2007, 12:42 AM
Having a mountain of porn vids and mags delivered to their mailbox would be a lot more funny. Just make sure the package isn't discrete.:D
Touche!
But... they could enjoy the pizza while they're watching the vids.. ;)
tommieharris91
3/5/2007, 12:51 AM
Touche!
But... they could enjoy the pizza while they're watching the vids.. ;)
That would be some pretty gross pizza. :eek:
SoonerGirl06
3/5/2007, 12:52 AM
That would be some pretty gross pizza. :eek:
I must be having a blonde moment cuz I'm soooo not getting that.
tommieharris91
3/5/2007, 12:59 AM
I must be having a blonde moment cuz I'm soooo not getting that.
It gave me some bad visuals...
1stTimeCaller
3/5/2007, 01:51 AM
start collecting your dog's poop in a culligan 5 gallon container. Pour water/beer/vinegar in there to make it like mud. Keep collectin until you move. The night before you move out empty the contents on that jackass' front porch.
batonrougesooner
3/5/2007, 02:00 AM
Just mention to the police how you've noticed all the people coming by your neighbor's house at all hours of the night. Then mention something about a horrible chemical smell coming from the garage.
Your problem will be solved.
SoonerTerry
3/5/2007, 02:09 AM
Paint their liscense plate flourescent green..
Having a mountain of porn vids and mags delivered to their mailbox would be a lot more funny. Just make sure the package isn't discrete.:D
I am interested. Link to free stuff?
Lady Asshat is due some payback.
Xstnlsooner
3/5/2007, 08:14 AM
How do you like your English Sheep Dog? I have always wanted one.
Great dogs! Had one once, but he had kidney stones and died before the
vet could operate. He thought he was still a puppy even when he was
full grown. They have a ferocious bark, but are more likely to lick you
to death than bite, although they are very defensive over their owners.
My older sister liked him so much that they bought two of them and
they both lived 11 or 12 years. They have a couple of Cavalier King
Charles Spaniels now and when they die, she wants another Sheep Dog.
You should get one!
btw My dog was named Gaston!! I'm gonna get another one some day myself
and he'll be Gaston II.
BajaOklahoma
3/5/2007, 09:01 AM
I have an Old English Sheepdog
pics?
I have two laying on the floor next to me at the moment.
Don't do the poop thing as they can do a DNA on it and link it back to your dog. Very expensive to do it, so it is not done often, but it can be done.
When are you moving? Until then, don't leave the dogs in the yard without you there. Mention to a couple of neighbors that you longer feel they are safe out there alone as someone has it in for them. And that means you'll have to take them on more walks, but it will be safer.
tommieharris91
3/5/2007, 10:54 AM
I am interested. Link to free stuff?
Lady Asshat is due some payback.
I think this is why google was invented.
Pricetag
3/5/2007, 11:59 AM
I am interested. Link to free stuff?
Lady Asshat is due some payback.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
stoops the eternal pimp
3/6/2007, 07:32 PM
http://www.myspace.com/bobstoopsI ll get some recent pics up of Boomer Stoops of Sooneropolis...his registered name but there is a couple on the myspace thingy
They are so good with the babies..He is pretty much teaching my 9 month old to walk..He walks along side him and when Evan falls, he pulls up on Boomer and they keep going. Right now he is such a big baby. He just turned 1 year 2 days ago.
The only time the dogs ever are outside is to take care of their business.
mdklatt
3/6/2007, 07:40 PM
Or call in a for a couple of pizzas and have them delivered to their house.
What's the point of this?
StoopTroup
3/6/2007, 07:48 PM
TP his house.
Egg his car.
;)
BigRedJed
3/6/2007, 07:51 PM
Don't tell anyone that I told you about this guy (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/104-7096562-4480734?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=books&field-author=George%20Hayduke).
soonerboomer93
3/6/2007, 07:56 PM
pics?
I have two laying on the floor next to me at the moment.
Don't do the poop thing as they can do a DNA on it and link it back to your dog. Very expensive to do it, so it is not done often, but it can be done.
When are you moving? Until then, don't leave the dogs in the yard without you there. Mention to a couple of neighbors that you longer feel they are safe out there alone as someone has it in for them. And that means you'll have to take them on more walks, but it will be safer.
Just add some bleach, that will damage their ability to test for DNA
StoopTroup
3/6/2007, 08:02 PM
Don't tell anyone that I told you about this guy (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/104-7096562-4480734?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=books&field-author=George%20Hayduke).
Heh...
OMG ! ! ! (http://www.amazon.com/Hayduke-Silencer-Book-George/dp/0873645227/ref=sr_1_3/104-5771469-9123164?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1173229237&sr=1-3)
:eek: :pop:
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