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1stTimeCaller
3/4/2007, 02:10 AM
anon: *** You've been SMOOCHED! ***
1TC: I'm nekked. Are you?
anon: no, i'm wearing my girl scout dress
1TC: YES!!!!
anon: *** You've been RASPBERRIED! ***

looks like I'm making some headway here folks
setem
3/4/2007, 02:11 AM
WHAT?


I wanna do some cyber sekks!
1stTimeCaller
3/4/2007, 02:12 AM
oh man. She's touching something.
1stTimeCaller
3/4/2007, 02:18 AM
anon: put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
1TC: pust red shirt over lamp
anon: you're about to get the red light special
1TC: sounds awesome. I hope
anon: are you wearing your robe and wizard hat?


:hot:
Ardmore_Sooner
3/4/2007, 02:19 AM
:eek: :hot: :pop:
olevetonahill
3/4/2007, 02:20 AM
WHAT?


I wanna do some cyber sekks!
Peem Me . Ho .
:D
1stTimeCaller
3/4/2007, 02:21 AM
anon: oh it's pink
1TC: is it soft?
anon: flexible
anon: pliable
1TC: is it a gummy bear?


hoo boy
H8HOGS
3/4/2007, 02:21 AM
Dateline is doing a new show tonight are you on it??
olevetonahill
3/4/2007, 02:21 AM
oh man. He's touching something.
Dumas you put the Phone under the wrong Junk .
1stTimeCaller
3/4/2007, 02:28 AM
anon: I put on your robe and wizard hat
1TC: mmmmm, that means that I'm wearing.......?
anon: a dick in the box
anon: or the girl scout dress
1TC: I' touching your cabbage
anon: WTF?
anon: I'm licking your lettuce
1TC: *caresses your brocolli*
anon: Your string bean is so nice
1TC: you like it?
anon: is that an okra or are you glad to see me?
1TC: you know, girl
anon: your ears are like cauliflower. you must be a wrestler
1TC: I'm undefeated in the backseat of an Oldsmobile
anon: hmmm


this is how you do it people
jacru
3/4/2007, 03:40 PM
click!

...hello?
Howzit
3/4/2007, 08:34 PM
:les: STOMP THE GROUND LIKE A RHINOCOCERUS!!!
OUinFLA
3/5/2007, 12:26 AM
I hope you put a condom over your monitor.
cyber STD's are on the rise.
SoonerGirl06
3/5/2007, 12:29 AM
this is how you do it people

Kinda made me want to vomit.

Sorry... the last thing I want to hear is some guy telling me he likes my broccoli, cabbage or cauliflower... :D
soonerboomer93
3/5/2007, 12:39 AM
Kinda made me want to vomit.

Sorry... the last thing I want to hear is some guy telling me he likes my broccoli, cabbage or cauliflower... :D

um, then shave or wax more often




:pop:
SoonerGirl06
3/5/2007, 12:44 AM
um, then shave or wax more often




:pop:


Dammit! I just now got that.... you guys and your "code words" for stuff.
soonerboomer93
3/5/2007, 01:02 AM
mmm, homemade bread....
OUTromBoNado
3/5/2007, 03:08 AM
Tell her to:

PUT SHOE ON HEAD
Vaevictis
3/5/2007, 03:37 AM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.