Five years ago today

[Okla-homey]

I was in the mountains of southern Afghanistan. I like Oklahoma a lot better.

just saying.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Remembering the anniversaries of things you appreciate is teh awesome.

WTG, you.

[Okla-homey]

IMHO, if you ever need to give Earth an enema, Afghanistan is where the nozzle goes.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Nozzle slot?


I'm so very sorry for that.

[SicEmBaylor]

IMHO, if you ever need to give Earth an enema, Afghanistan is where the nozzle goes.

Are their wimmins hawt?

[C&CDean]

I was in the mountains of southern Afghanistan. I like Oklahoma a lot better.

just saying.


And we thank thee for thine service.

[Tear Down This Wall]

And we thank thee for thine service.

Agreed.

[OklahomaTuba]

Did ya happen to spot any 7 ft tall Arabs running around?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, he was serving?

I thought maybe he made an unfortunate vacation decision.

:eddie:

[jk the sooner fan]

And we thank thee for thine service.

absolutely!

[Beef]

Did ya happen to spot any 7 ft tall Arabs running around?
Think he'd still be running around if Homey saw him?

Thanks for your service, Homey.

[VeeJay]

Spek to Homey.

[Mjcpr]

Word. Thanks for servicing us, Homey.

[1stTimeCaller]

Oh, he was serving?

I thought maybe he made an unfortunate vacation decision.

:eddie:

what was he serving? Was he a waiter? I'm confused.

[colleyvillesooner]

Nozzle slot?


12 characters. That'll fit.

[Okla-homey]

Did ya happen to spot any 7 ft tall Arabs running around?

IMHO, I think the d00d is either in that lawless part of Pakistan or one of the other 'Stans. He GTF out of Afghanland about the same time we rolled in. Just saying.

[StoopTroup]

I hope he's gone from the face of the Earth soon.

Thanks for trying Homey.

[proud gonzo]

Word. Thanks for servicing us, Homey.heh

[Vaevictis]

IMHO, if you ever need to give Earth an enema, Afghanistan is where the nozzle goes.

Methinks you've never been to Cleveland ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

I still don't know if the Afghan wimmins are hawt.

[Vaevictis]

I still don't know if the Afghan wimmins are hawt.

Why do you care? You can't even get American wimmins.

[SicEmBaylor]

Why do you care? You can't even get American wimmins.
My guess is that all it would take to get an Afghan woman is to show her you have running water in your home....hell even have a home with a floor...hell even have a home.

[def_lazer_fc]

My guess is that all it would take to get an Afghan woman is to show her you have running water in your home....hell even have a home with a floor...hell even have a home.
or treat her with just a little bit more respect than you do your goats

[soonerboomer93]

My guess is that all it would take to get an Afghan woman is to show her you have running water in your home....hell even have a home with a floor...hell even have a home.

well, you strike out on all three since daddy's paying for it all :D

[Okla-homey]

I still don't know if the Afghan wimmins are hawt.

I don't know if they are hawt or not. I never once saw an afghan woman's face. Them burkas is pretty dang all-encompassing and stuff.

[olevetonahill]

My guess is that all it would take to get an Afghan woman is to show her you have running water in your home....hell even have a home with a floor...hell even have a home.
Sicem they are Beautiful . Dont let these guys kid you .
You should run down to the recruiters and Join up and request service there .
Hell you can have as many as you want .
Go for it young man .

[OUDoc]

Glad you made it back, Homey. And thanks!

[Okla-homey]

Glad you made it back, Homey. And thanks!

not only did I make it back, but i brought all my d00ds back too, and with only one Purple Heart among them (and he wasn't hurt bad.) That is the thing I'm proudest of.

[Preservation Parcels]

Homey,

You have many reasons to be proud, and we have many reasons to be appreciative. Thank you, sincerely.

[picasso]

Word. Thanks for servicing me, Homey.

:eek: