Love Poem - Male/Female style

[OUinFLA]

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.







MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $hit.

[olevetonahill]

And Niether will ever happen .
Cause the men who are like what the women want already have Boyfriends , and a woman like that dont exist .

[VeeJay]

huge boobs who owns a bar

Well...that'd be a start.