Jeopardude
2/27/2007, 03:04 PM
Why did you have to come back? :( What was wrong with quietly going away and leaving the CD player and soundboard to DJ Other Guy?
Why did you take off your white out shirt and reveal your giant lemon yellow dorky necktie? Why did you have that grin instead of your game face after you revealed your soulsucking Pat Boone/Rik Astley/Clay Aiken stylie tie? Is it because you lurk here and enjoyed making me and countless others mad?
Why do you play Centerfold? Did you get pottytrained to it and have weird Freudian erotic memories about it?
Why do you play that dopey European soccer chant song? Do you wish you could be swarthy, wear Vuarnets and loads of cologne while hitting on women that have no interest in you? Because that's what that song is-- tons of European dudes jumping up and down while their gold chains hit their faces. Are you trying to embarrass the team?
You seem like a nice guy. I'm sure you've got other skills, like basic accounting, selling stereos or public relations for OU. I just think this is a position for someone with a sense of humor and a fresher repertoire. Good luck to you in your future endeavors.
And at least you're not a horsepig on a Segway. :mad:
Why did you take off your white out shirt and reveal your giant lemon yellow dorky necktie? Why did you have that grin instead of your game face after you revealed your soulsucking Pat Boone/Rik Astley/Clay Aiken stylie tie? Is it because you lurk here and enjoyed making me and countless others mad?
Why do you play Centerfold? Did you get pottytrained to it and have weird Freudian erotic memories about it?
Why do you play that dopey European soccer chant song? Do you wish you could be swarthy, wear Vuarnets and loads of cologne while hitting on women that have no interest in you? Because that's what that song is-- tons of European dudes jumping up and down while their gold chains hit their faces. Are you trying to embarrass the team?
You seem like a nice guy. I'm sure you've got other skills, like basic accounting, selling stereos or public relations for OU. I just think this is a position for someone with a sense of humor and a fresher repertoire. Good luck to you in your future endeavors.
And at least you're not a horsepig on a Segway. :mad: