From the "You might possibly be the worst person on earth" files I give you...

[JohnnyMack]

...mom teaches kids to fake being retarded to collect benefits.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17360272/

[BigRedJed]

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

[Hatfield]

that is some dedication.

dude should have just stayed in retard mode while arguing the trafffic case....

[fadada1]

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!
heh.

[Viking Kitten]

My kid acts a little spastic sometimes. I wonder how much I could get for that?

[silverwheels]

My kid acts a little spastic sometimes. I wonder how much I could get for that?

Probably nothing, since my parents never got anything. :(

[12]

KICK ***!!

Oh wait, no... that isn't very cool at all.

That said, my wife played a blind woman so we could board the returning flight from our honeymoon before other passengers. We were boarding Jamaica to Miami.

It was speshal maan.

We're talkining a cane, dark glasses and everything.

Yep. We didn't intend it as a ploy, but we just kind of went with the flow when we started getting moved up to the front of the line.

I will never be more impressed with a performnce than in, "Honeymoon Line-Breaker."

To be honest, it didn't really make any difference but what a funny stories we told while together during our 14 years.

:(

[JohnnyMack]

A new contestant:

This guy mugged a 101 year old woman. And its on tape.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17557851/

[OUHOMER]

what kind of maggot does that to an old woman? he will have hell to pay

[yermom]

yep, much worse than the lady with "Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie" kids

it would almost be worth him doing it, if i could have caught him doing it