So.....eating in my truck is cool, and farting in my truck is cool......... [Archive]

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 12:54 AM

but what if the french fries are in their little container nestled in the driving cup holder otherwise known as my lap and I fart.

Are the fries a casualty no matter what or do you wait for a taste test to decide?

jacru

2/27/2007, 12:55 AM

How hungry are you?

VeeJay

2/27/2007, 04:16 AM

I nominate this for Post Of The Week.

BoogercountySooner

2/27/2007, 06:02 AM

Thanks fer not testing this back in December!:) :)

SoonerTerry

2/27/2007, 07:04 AM

jk the sooner fan

2/27/2007, 07:51 AM

we need more information on the fart itself

this is crucial to the answer

OUinFLA

2/27/2007, 08:04 AM

Again, SO proves there is no subject so sacred or distasteful that it cannot be brought public for serious discussion.

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 08:50 AM

More information that may have bearing on the decision:

The fart in question appeared to have excellent sound quality but bordered on the oderless-to-minimally noticeable side.

You might even say the carton shook a little.

jk the sooner fan

2/27/2007, 08:55 AM

toss the fries.......

H8HOGS

2/27/2007, 08:59 AM

Was it a wet one? And did you fell the need to shake the pant leg to remove the debris?

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 09:00 AM

Was it a wet one? And did you fell the need to shake the pant leg to remove the debris?
nope.

The juiciness factor was negligible.

OUDoc

2/27/2007, 09:17 AM

You're good. Sounds like the fry container took the brunt of the attack.

Hot Rod

2/27/2007, 09:22 AM

Gives a new meaning to "buried-in-cheese" fries!

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 09:48 AM

And to be fair, those fries were a little greasy before the blast.

C&CDean

2/27/2007, 09:58 AM

I don't see a problem here. All the fries are is future farts, so basically, the fart and the fries are the same thing - in different chemical states. Chow down.

crawfish

2/27/2007, 10:03 AM

Was it the fry "box" or the small bag? The box is vented on the bottom and could absorb dangerous butt fumes, but the small bag should be ok.

BlondeSoonerGirl

2/27/2007, 10:09 AM

I don't see a problem here. All the fries are is future farts, so basically, the fart and the fries are the same thing - in different chemical states. Chow down.

'...dust...wind...dude...'

http://www.webquest.org/questgarden/lessons/20989-060403174442/images/bteaschoolhall.jpg

Beef

2/27/2007, 10:20 AM

Did you get the fries out of the war zone fairly quickly or did you sit there and giggle?

Osce0la

2/27/2007, 10:45 AM

I don't see a problem here. All the fries are is future farts, so basically, the fart and the fries are the same thing - in different chemical states. Chow down.
Best possible answer. Seriously.

Ice is just water before it gets frozen. Fries are just farts before they've been digested...makes perfect sense...

picasso

2/27/2007, 11:18 AM

this is only a problem if you have fries in you ***.

OCUDad

2/27/2007, 11:20 AM

Ice is just water before it gets frozen.What's it called AFTER it gets frozen? :rolleyes:

OzarkSooner

2/27/2007, 11:21 AM

You might want to think about THIS below should you encounter this dilemma again:

"....a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart."

From the website http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
More than you ever wanted to know about flatus.

Just for the record, you haven't said whether you ate the fries or not???

picasso

2/27/2007, 11:23 AM

You might want to think about THIS below should you encounter this dillemma again:

"....a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart."

From the website http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
More than you ever wanted to know about flatus.

Just for the record, you haven't said whether you ate the fries or not???
so there's tiny little fecal matter in farts?

whoa my, that makes 'em even more lethals.

proud gonzo

2/27/2007, 01:30 PM

um... wouldn't that only REALLY be a factor if you're nekkid? I mean, wouldn't your clothes act like a filter?

Pricetag

2/27/2007, 02:18 PM

A fart in an enclosed area is going to end up in your mouth anyway. Eat the fries.

King Crimson

2/27/2007, 02:23 PM

if farting in your truck is cool, i can't see how this is a problem. i think you've already committed to a way of life here.

OUDoc

2/27/2007, 02:29 PM

He was wearing a mini-skirt and crotchless panties though. Take that into account. ;)

Hamhock

2/27/2007, 02:30 PM

um... wouldn't that only REALLY be a factor if you're nekkid? I mean, wouldn't your clothes act like a filter?

i thought any smell was actually the presence of tiny particles of the substance in your nose.

NormanPride

2/27/2007, 02:31 PM

i thought any smell was actually the presence of tiny particles of the substance in your nose.

Bingo. Some farts are odorless because they contain mostly CO2, and some are really nasty because they contain lots of other... bits. CO2 = okay. Bits = nasty.

Pricetag

2/27/2007, 02:32 PM

Farts are methane, aren't they? That's why they can be lit. Methane smells and does not always come as a by product of digestion.

jk the sooner fan

2/27/2007, 02:34 PM

next on soonerfans, the anatomy of a fart........

Hamhock

2/27/2007, 02:43 PM

Farts are methane, aren't they? That's why they can be lit. Methane smells and does not always come as a by product of digestion.

methane is odorless. just like propane.

gas companies add a chemical to the gas so that you can smell it before it dies you.

H8HOGS

2/27/2007, 02:43 PM

Or how about ****ing in a can or bottle while driving so you don't have to stop?

frankensooner

2/27/2007, 02:52 PM

MMMMM, beef stew~!!!!

Pricetag

2/27/2007, 02:56 PM

methane is odorless. just like propane.

gas companies add a chemical to the gas so that you can smell it before it dies you.
Dang, so it is actually poo particles that cause the smell? I go back to my first point then.

OUDoc

2/27/2007, 02:59 PM

Dang, so it is actually poo particles that cause the smell? I go back to my first point then.
Ingesting little poo particles never hurt anyo......oh, wait. Nevermind.

Hatfield

2/27/2007, 03:05 PM

sometimes i print out threads and hug them

If you are driving under 40 mph hold them out the window to let them air out. After you have done this you may try a taste test.

Hatfield

2/27/2007, 03:21 PM

this should get to the BOTTOM of this (tee hee)

http://www.devilducky.com/media/58099/

Hatfield

2/27/2007, 03:34 PM

http://www.clickmagazine.net/cm/emoticons/fart2.gif

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 04:54 PM

I consumed the fries in question and, even though I don't know what my anus tastes like, I don't think I tasted any of it. If I did, it wasn't bad.

I just told the fries, "I am Godzilla.......YOU are Japan"

Hamhock

2/27/2007, 05:05 PM

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 05:13 PM

make no mistake about it..you DID taste your anus.
It wasn't bad.

Could have used a little more salt.

Osce0la

2/27/2007, 05:20 PM

This is heading in a really bad direction...

proud gonzo

2/27/2007, 06:03 PM

Bingo. Some farts are odorless because they contain mostly CO2, and some are really nasty because they contain lots of other... bits. CO2 = okay. Bits = nasty.no, the smell is mostly from hydrogen sulfide. so it can smell without there being "bits" present. likewise, whenever they do those "how clean is your office" sort of things, they always find fecal matter all over--doorknobs, keyboards, phones, etc. So presence of "bits" does not equal stank.

OUinFLA

2/27/2007, 06:25 PM

another bit of wisdom I have garnered from the SO.

Never accept any fries if sas offers to share.

olevetonahill

2/27/2007, 06:29 PM

It wasn't bad.

Could have used a little more salt.
Do you lick your Balls to ?

soonerboomer93

2/27/2007, 06:38 PM

well, it's possible the fart had enough velocity to pick up some sack sweat, so he probabably ate *** & balls flavored fries

BigRedJed

2/27/2007, 06:43 PM

ARE YOU PEOPLE TWELVE YEARS OLD??!?!?!

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 06:43 PM

ARE YOU PEOPLE TWELVE YEARS OLD??!?!?!
Did you quit farting at 12?

olevetonahill

2/27/2007, 06:44 PM

ARE YOU PEOPLE TWELVE YEARS OLD??!?!?!
Only in our Minds.

TheLurker

2/27/2007, 06:50 PM

You should ask for one of these for your birthday.

http://www.frogstar.com/inventions/index.3.jpg

BigRedJed

2/27/2007, 06:55 PM

Did you quit farting at 12?
Nope. I just stopped finding it fascinating or somehow mystical around then.

soonerboomer93

2/27/2007, 07:00 PM

ARE YOU PEOPLE TWELVE YEARS OLD??!?!?!

are you new here?

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 07:02 PM

Nope. I just stopped finding it fascinating or somehow mystical around then.
I would hate to live in your world.

Hamhock

2/27/2007, 09:08 PM

sanantoniosooner

2/27/2007, 09:11 PM

i've always had this theory. what do you think?:

if i fart, a certain amount of stank is expelled. is it possible for me to quickly inhale all of the offending gas, as to not let any escape to be appreciated by those around me? sort of like an oil spill. if you started sniffing real hard in the area the gas was expelled, could you contain it?

discuss.
There was a CSI episode with this in it.

I wouldn't try it dude.

proud gonzo

2/27/2007, 11:15 PM

i've always had this theory. what do you think?:

if i fart, a certain amount of stank is expelled. is it possible for me to quickly inhale all of the offending gas, as to not let any escape to be appreciated by those around me? sort of like an oil spill. if you started sniffing real hard in the area the gas was expelled, could you contain it?

discuss.i think by the nature of how the scent would diffuse in the air, that's not possible.

OzarkSooner

2/27/2007, 11:38 PM

Wow, this thread really took off with a blast.

Anyone ever heard or used the phrase "hoisted by one's own petard?" Those wacky French.

Hatfield

2/28/2007, 12:30 AM

i think superman tried that in like 3 or 4 i forget which....

Pricetag

2/28/2007, 09:32 AM

i've always had this theory. what do you think?:

if i fart, a certain amount of stank is expelled. is it possible for me to quickly inhale all of the offending gas, as to not let any escape to be appreciated by those around me? sort of like an oil spill. if you started sniffing real hard in the area the gas was expelled, could you contain it?

discuss.
Heh, if I let a good one go in the car and want to make sure my buddies get it, I hold my breath. There's nothing worse than dropping a real bomb that nobody notices.

sanantoniosooner

2/28/2007, 09:34 AM

For some reason a nasty smelling burp bugs me more than a nasty smelling fart.

Pricetag

2/28/2007, 09:38 AM

For some reason a nasty smelling burp bugs me more than a nasty smelling fart.
There is something more disgusting about it, no doubt. It defies all logic, but it's true nonetheless.

OUDoc

2/28/2007, 09:40 AM

For some reason a nasty smelling burp bugs me more than a nasty smelling fart.
But you can aim a burp easier than a fart.

sanantoniosooner

2/28/2007, 09:42 AM

I think it has something to do with the concentration.

By the time a fart gets to your nose, it's been distributed over a large area, assuming you aren't sniffing crack.

I've met a few that thought it was amusing to share their burp with pinpoint accuracy, blowing it at your face. It doesn't take long for them to find out I'm not amused.