All I Wanna Do Is Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom And A Boom Boom

[VeeJay]

Other ways to say "let's get horizontal?"

"All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom" didn't work on Mrs. VJ. :confused:

[sooneron]

Try singing Knockin' Boots to her.

[soonernation]

Other ways to say "let's get horizontal?"

"All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom" didn't work on Mrs. VJ. :confused:

Try asking her if she wants to play "Hide the salami". That oughta work.

[pb4ou]

If you want heat in the night, you must light the pilot in the morning.

:D

[sooneron]

Stop being a ***** and beating around the bush, just ask her to take part in a three way.

[GottaHavePride]

**** in a box.

[MamaMia]

Put on some Barry White and kiss her on the back of the neck. That always gets me going. :O

[VeeJay]

Well, I know how to get the engine revved up.

It's just that sometimes a little off the wall stuff can be fun. She wasn't receptive to "Zoom Zoom."

Barry White is good stuff, but The Best of Bread is the timeless classic. I think they had makin' bacon for eternity in mind when they did those songs..

[soonerboomer93]

The Best of Bread is the timeless classic. I think they had makin' bacon for eternity in mind when they did those songs..

sicem????????????

[Czar Soonerov]

I'll go try it on VK. If I don't post again tonight, you'll know what happend...

*crosses fingers*

[the_ouskull]

In situations like these, I always channel The Bard:

Tell her that you want to create the beast with two backs.

the_ouskull

[Octavian]

Try singing Knockin' Boots to her


Tunnel of love is what I'm entering

When I mention it, you're surrending

Giving it up like a good girl has to

Living it up

Eventually you ask to stay

You're gonna pay for this

Just rest your breast on my chest, yes I'm impressed

With the way you cold love me down

I don't wanna sit down, I just wanna get down

I'm on the ground, down on my knees

Like James Brown singing Please, Please

Round two, I'm down to

Do, what it takes to make you

Understand I'm the Candyman

And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka

The boots I knock make me one bad mutha







Do.


It.

[BigRedJed]

I guess things worked out for Czar!

[sooneron]

Tunnel of love is what I'm entering

When I mention it, you're surrending

Giving it up like a good girl has to

Living it up

Eventually you ask to stay

You're gonna pay for this

Just rest your breast on my chest, yes I'm impressed

With the way you cold love me down

I don't wanna sit down, I just wanna get down

I'm on the ground, down on my knees

Like James Brown singing Please, Please

Round two, I'm down to

Do, what it takes to make you

Understand I'm the Candyman

And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka

The boots I knock make me one bad mutha







Do.


It.

You must spread some Reputation ...

[BoogercountySooner]

I just ask my wife if she wants to play dentist and I'll fill her cavity!