Rachel Ray takes over the world

[King Crimson]

just shows you what a bunch of cake makeup, "perky little titties", an FHM shoot featuring both cake makeup and "perky little titties", and some mediocre culinary skillz can do. you can't walk down an aisle at the grocery store without Rachel Ray this or Rachel Ray that.

and a deal with Kraft, the company that hates food more than any other.

you go girl. your 15 minutes are on the clock...

[SoonerStormchaser]

Who is Rachel Ray?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Finally, Julia Child has a successor, a working-class type, to be sure, but a superstar culinary successor.

[SicEmBaylor]

She could toss my salad.

[Hamhock]

que es FHM?

i loves me some rachel ray.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Who are you kidding SicEm, you're doomed to eternal celibacy! :D

[King Crimson]

She could toss my salad.

yeah right. she always does pompous guys at a mediocre private school into federalism.

[NormanPride]

Giada De Laurentiis is way hotter.

[yermom]

que es FHM?

i loves me some rachel ray.

For Him Magazine

GIS "FHM Rachel Ray"

YWIA :D

[IB4OU2]

Some people like extra chunky- :cool:

http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/files/RachaelRayCollanderSmall.jpg

[Hamhock]

For Him Magazine

GIS "FHM Rachel Ray"

YWIA :D


nekkids? 'cause i don't look at nekkids.

[King Crimson]

that was easy, you pavlov dogs....

[yermom]

nekkids? 'cause i don't look at nekkids.

it's like a British Maxim, so no

[jacru]

Let's not underestimate "perky little titties". ;) :D

[SicEmBaylor]

yeah right. she always does pompous guys at a mediocre private school into federalism.
Really?

[yermom]

that was easy, you pavlov dogs....

seems we have this thread every couple of weeks now or something :D

[Hamhock]

she could knead my bread

[King Crimson]

Really?

that's what she's *in to*. when she licks that chocolate off your wooden spoon she's thinking: Publius...oh, Publius.

[NormanPride]

http://www.meninaprons.net/images/giada/giada08.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.meninaprons.net/images/giada/giada08.jpg
You can't tell from the pic, but her head is like way the hell too big for her body.
It's freaky.

[JohnnyMack]

Paula Deen pwns.

[NormanPride]

You can't tell from the pic, but her head is like way the hell too big for her body.
It's freaky.

Dude, your opinion doesn't count. Actually, you not liking her counts FOR her. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Dude, your opinion doesn't count. Actually, you not liking her counts FOR her. :D
I didn't say I didn't like her; I just said her head is way the hell too big for her body.

I'd still hit it.

[NormanPride]

Watching her stir something is mesmerizing.

[Jimminy Crimson]

It's actually Rachael.

:les:E.V.O.O.N3D!!!!

[NormanPride]

heh

[crawfish]

I'd like to butter her muffin.

[sooneron]

I was flipping channels one day and came across her talk show. I wanted to see what all the buzz was about. Uh, first of all, voice = nails on chalkboard and I can like it raspy. Next up, was some of the most banal conversations that I have ever heard. I wanted to skewer her through the eyes with some fondue forks. I'm too old to put up with an annoying yainch for a piece of ***. I pray she's somewhere around minute # 13 or 14 in her career.

[sooneron]

I'd like to butter her muffin.
Easy there, Chet.


http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/mulher-nota-1000/mulher-nota-1000-02.jpg

[bri]

You can't tell from the pic, but her head is like way the hell too big for her body.
It's freaky.

Have you ever heard the expression "beggars can't be choosers"? Bitch, you can't even be a beggar.

[StoopTroup]

Nice looking gal IMO.

If I hit the lottery I'd like her to be my nutritionist.

[bri]

Mmmmmmmmm, mysogny. It's not just for cave-dwellers anymore!

[King Crimson]

Finally, Julia Child has a successor, a working-class type, to be sure, but a superstar culinary successor.

naw, Julia was for real and really knew the French cuisine. RR knows how to make quesadillas.

sooneron gets it.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

naw, Julia was for real and really knew the French cuisine. RR knows how to make quesadillas.

sooneron gets it.OK. I'll take Christina Aguilera.

[walkoffsooner]

On pay per. view shes going to make pigs in a blanket.

[royalfan5]

What is more valuable in American society, a college degree or perky titties? Discuss.

[1stTimeCaller]

yes

[bri]

RR has neither.

[JohnnyMack]

Paula Deen pwns.

I know I said that already, but that woman is head and shoulders above RR.

[sooneron]

Paula Deen pwns.

I know I said that already, but that woman is head and shoulders above RR.
I heard her spread in the January '58 issue of Look was teh win!

[King Crimson]

Look, snort/chuckle


ymssra

[Shamu]

I ****ed a Ray once. You guys are right. Average at best. The cartilaginous skeleton made her nice and bendy though.

[King Crimson]

RR makes awesome saltine crackers (Kraft).

Kraft is the debbil. fake food.

RR is gonna be a fat *** with no push up bra "perky little titties" in 10 years.

****ing Emeril knows more about food than she does.

[1stTimeCaller]

She makes simple meals that anybody can make at home. That's why I like her. 30 Minute Meals is pretty cool.

[OUinFLA]

You can't tell from the pic, but her head is like way the hell too big for her body.
It's freaky.

You wouldn't know good head if it bit you.

[OUAndy1807]

I thought I posted this earlier, but I guess it didn't take:

Watch her hands. it's ridiculous how much she uses her hands to talk. it's so distracting that once you notice it, you'll never not notice it.

[sooneron]

Sweet! A Shamu sighting!!

[KC//CRIMSON]

just shows you what a bunch of cake makeup, "perky little titties", an FHM shoot featuring both cake makeup and "perky little titties", and some mediocre culinary skillz can do. you can't walk down an aisle at the grocery store without Rachel Ray this or Rachel Ray that.

and a deal with Kraft, the company that hates food more than any other.

you go girl. your 15 minutes are on the clock...


She's no Nigella Lawson. Yowza!:cool:

[royalfan5]

She makes simple meals that anybody can make at home. That's why I like her. 30 Minute Meals is pretty cool.
exactly. I'm not going to cook any fancy bull**** food, and don't want to spend time doing it. Quick and simple is great for alot of people, and she represents that. She is the country music of cooking, hip people hate her, but the average american is down with it.

[sooneron]

She's no Nigella Lawson. Yowza!:cool:
Hmmm....

http://www.nigella.com/uploads/jpeg/asset_398_hl.jpg

From some of her other pics, she appears to be a barstooler. In other words, looks great sitting on a barstool, but you better check to make sure of the total package when she heads for the can.

[King Crimson]

exactly. I'm not going to cook any fancy bull**** food, and don't want to spend time doing it. Quick and simple is great for alot of people, and she represents that. She is the country music of cooking, hip people hate her, but the average american is down with it.

that's the dumbest thing i ever read. if you wanted to learn to make food in less than 30 minutes, you'd do it. it's really easy. and you could learn to do it by doing it, not jerking off to Rachel Ray or some BS idea that she's the great culinary populist.

[1stTimeCaller]

surely that isn't the dumbest thing you have ever read?

her show is informative for those of us that don't know how to cook a lot of things.

[sooneron]

KC, tried one of R Bayless' salsas. Yummy!

[sooneron]

surely that isn't the dumbest thing you have ever read?


Yeah, that's like throwing all Bill Favor/RLiMC posts out the window.

[1stTimeCaller]

and 99.9999% of mine.

[royalfan5]

that's the dumbest thing i ever read. if you wanted to learn to make food in less than 30 minutes, you'd do it. it's really easy. and you could learn to do it by doing it, not jerking off to Rachel Ray or some BS idea that she's the great culinary populist.
Of course, I never watched a cooking show in my life, but for those who wanted to dip their toe in somewhere, why not her show? Not everybody can go through life being a food snob. It is the natural reaction of the elitist to lash out at the masses because they feel that their elitism doesn't get enough respect. And I jack off to real porn thank you very much.

[sooneron]

Aren't pretty much all cooking shows 30 minutes?

[King Crimson]

KC, tried one of R Bayless' salsas. Yummy!

Rick Bayless's books are pretty good, too. I've made a few things from them and they came out great every time. he's kind of weird to watch on his show....and the camera angle....but, he's cool. he's an Okie, ya know. his brother is the captain of the dick police, though.

[sooneron]

Yep. His brother is king little ****** boy.

[King Crimson]

this snob angle many of you are bringing up is making me laugh. why not just say you watch her for her "perky little titties"....and quit with the populism BS.

[1stTimeCaller]

Aren't pretty much all cooking shows 30 minutes?

yes but the premise of one of her shows is refridgerator to table in 30 minutes. No editing to shorten the 2 hour baking of something.

[royalfan5]

this snob angle many of you are bringing up is making me laugh. why not just say you watch her for her "perky little titties"....and quit with the populism BS.
I guess you can't read because I clearly said I have never watched a cooking show and nor do I plan too. However, I recognize what the Rachael Ray brand represents, and why it is popular. But whatever, you'll just post what you feel like anyway.

[1stTimeCaller]

she has the boobs of a 12 y/o boy

[OUAndy1807]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/2000455272489756911_rs.jpg

[Mongo]

she has the boobs of a 12 y/o boy

And I bet you use EVOO to pleasure yourself to that image.

[King Crimson]

I guess you can't read because I clearly said I have never watched a cooking show and nor do I plan too. However, I recognize what the Rachael Ray brand represents, and why it is popular. But whatever, you'll just post what you feel like anyway.

then how do you know i'm talking about you?

RR signed a deal with Kraft that makes some of the worst, most lamentable food products there are. so yer recognition of the great comrade Rachel Ray is what? maybe you think i'm a snob but what i'm saying is the chick ain't all that.

there are a dozen other people of food TV shows who are what you are saying I'm saying RR ain't. and they don't have perky little titties.

[SicEmBaylor]

she has the boobs of a 12 y/o boy
Paula Dean?

[1stTimeCaller]

KC hates flat-chested chicks and yes, EVOO is a nice lubricant.

[King Crimson]

no more cat porn, Andy. that's just gross.

[1stTimeCaller]

no more cat porn, Andy. that's just gross.
the one on the left is winking at you.
:D

[royalfan5]

then how do you know i'm talking about you?

RR signed a deal with Kraft that makes some of the worst, most lamentable food products there are. so yer recognition of the great comrade Rachel Ray is what? maybe you think i'm a snob but what i'm saying is the chick ain't all that.

there are a dozen other people of food TV who are what you are saying I'm saying RR ain't. and they don't have perky little titties.
Well you did call me out now didn't you? You know where you talked about how dumb I was? Besides her *** is better than her titties anyway. And Kraft has played an important role in the affordability of food for the masses, irregardless of quality. If everybody expected high quality food, no body could afford it. and what's wrong with her cashing in on her fame?

[Mongo]

KC hates flat-chested chicks and yes, EVOO is a nice lubricant.

Just be careful. EVOO has a low smoke point as compared to canola or vegetable oils, so you cant get too rough with it.

[1stTimeCaller]

does Kraft make Cheetos?

[SicEmBaylor]

Just be careful. EVOO has a low smoke point as compared to canola or vegetable oils, so you cant get too rough with it.

I've always hated burned tacos.

[Mongo]

I've always hated burned tacos.

I am begining to doubt that you have had a taco:D

[King Crimson]

Well you did call me out now didn't you? You know where you talked about how dumb I was? Besides her *** is better than her titties anyway. And Kraft has played an important role in the affordability of food for the masses, irregardless of quality. If everybody expected high quality food, no body could afford it. and what's wrong with her cashing in on her fame?

i thought you never watched cooking shows....but you know about her ***.

you may take yer corporate Ag perspective and be hot on Kraft....but Kraft sucks. there's nothing benevolent about the "role" they play in food. and that you use the word "masses" speaks alot to your own elitism. dig?

[royalfan5]

i thought you never watched cooking shows....but you know about her ***.

you may take yer corporate Ag perspective and be hot on Kraft....but Kraft sucks. there's nothing benevolent about the "role" they play in food. and that you use the word "masses" speaks alot to your own elitism. dig?
I've seen pictures because I am avid reader of periodicals. In addition the other recent Rachael Ray thead clearly showed her ***. Kraft doesn't even register on the evil scale of corporate agribusiness. I am part of the masses, I like country music, fast food, and domestic beer. I get tired of people acting like enjoying easy cheese is a bad thing. Easy Cheese bacon cheddar>some fancy cheese.

[sooneron]

yes but the premise of one of her shows is refridgerator to table in 30 minutes. No editing to shorten the 2 hour baking of something.
Unless, you're retarded and in the process of hacking you own fingers off, a lot dishes can take less than 30-45 min.

I think the only thing that takes two hours or more to bake is a turkey.:texan:

I'm not knocking her ability, I have no idea what she does on her show, but if she is on the Krapft payroll, then velveeta and the like must be a key ingredient in most of her dishes.

[OUAndy1807]

Unless, you're retarded and in the process of hacking you own fingers off, a lot dishes can take less than 30-45 min.

.
look at who you're talking to.

I think the most telling thing about Rachel Ray was when she was on Iron Chef and didn't even run the show. She's not a chef, she's a cook. About half of her stuff looks good to me and about half looks like crap.

[King Crimson]

"Avid reader of periodicals"....that's a good one.

[sooneron]

And Kraft has played an important role in the affordability of food for the masses, irregardless of quality. If everybody expected high quality food, no body could afford it. and what's wrong with her cashing in on her fame?
nothing at all


http://randomfatkids.com/submit/pics/34.jpg

[King Crimson]

you wanna see a good cooking show: watch Lidia's Kitchen with Lidia Bastianich on PBS. bitch is fat, balding, and knows all about the italian cuisine.

she's great.

if you wanna see skillz, watch any show with Jacques Pepin. all his shows suck but the guy can really use a knife. he works so fast, it's mindblowing. Pepin was the personal chef for DeGaulles....ain't no fooling around with the frenchie royalists.

[bellefay1]

i bet rachael makes sounds like dog toy in the sack

[King Crimson]

lol.

[nmsoonergirl]

I'm sure you've seen this, but the RR drinking game is actually pretty darned funny...
http://www.slobak.com/rachaelray.html

[KC//CRIMSON]

you wanna see a good cooking show: watch Lidia's Kitchen with Lidia Bastianich on PBS. bitch is fat, balding, and knows all about the italian cuisine.

she's great.

if you wanna see skillz, watch any show with Jacques Pepin. all his shows suck but the guy can really use a knife. he works so fast, it's mindblowing. Pepin was the personal chef for DeGaulles....ain't no fooling around with the frenchie royalists.


She's got one of her restaurants here in KC and it's the shiznit.:cool:

[OU4LIFE]

Some people like extra chunky- :cool:

http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/files/RachaelRayCollanderSmall.jpg


dude, way to contribute to the downfall of society. When a woman like Ray is considered "extra chunky" it just ****es me off. There is absoLUTELY nothing wrong with her shape.

and all the damn twiggy chicks in the world need to eat a damn sammich.

[IB4OU2]

dude, way to contribute to the downfall of society. When a woman like Ray is considered "extra chunky" it just ****es me off. There is absoLUTELY nothing wrong with her shape.

and all the damn twiggy chicks in the world need to eat a damn sammich.

but i said I liked extra chunky! :mad:

[OUAndy1807]

dude, way to contribute to the downfall of society. When a woman like Ray is considered "extra chunky" it just ****es me off. There is absoLUTELY nothing wrong with her shape.

and all the damn twiggy chicks in the world need to eat a damn sammich.
how do you feel about her baby teeth and horse mouth?

[OU4LIFE]

Is she the hawtest chick on the planet? Not so much, but she's attractive.

Some of you peoples standards or expectations are set entirely to high.

OH MY GOD, She looks like a REAL WOMAN. SHUN HER :rolleyes:

[IB4OU2]

Is she the hawtest chick on the planet? Not so much, but she's attractive.

Some of you peoples standards or expectations are set entirely to high.

OH MY GOD, She looks like a REAL WOMAN. SHUN HER :rolleyes:

:les: I think she's hawt!

[OU4LIFE]

:les: I think she's hawt!


no, no, YOU said "SOME people like extra chunky". ;)

[yermom]

no, no, YOU said "SOME people like extra chunky". ;)

i think he was referring to himself and doleo

[TUSooner]

RR is semi-cute in a creepy and repulsive sort of way. She makes me apathetic in my pants. And it's got nothing to do with "chunky" because I like flesh on the bone.
But I like her 30-minute cooking show and the $40-a-day show, , KC's culinary elitism notwithstanding. ;)
Anyway, the best cooking show evar is the original Iron Chef. Some of those Japanese celebrity/actress judges are way cuter than RR.

[JohnnyMack]

Some of you peoples standards or expectations are set entirely to high.


I like to call that "innerweb-middle school-machismo".

[OU4LIFE]

at least she's not phony, she's genuine and she just acts like who she is. You get the feeling that if you met her on the street, she'd be exactly the same.

I, for one, have ZERO problem with that.

[Mjcpr]

Are you THE Mark Ray?

[OU4LIFE]

yes.

the $40 dollar a day Mark Ray.

[Mjcpr]

I thought so, chunky cheeks.

[sooneron]

at least she's not phony, she's genuine and she just acts like who she is. You get the feeling that if you met her on the street, she'd be exactly the same.

I, for one, have ZERO problem with that.
Having worked with a lot of celebrities, I can tell you, don't fall for the "seems like a genuine person". You'll find yourself less disappointed in the long run.

[OU4LIFE]

I thought so, chunky cheeks.

stop checking out my a s s, Pat.

[NormanPride]

Wow. Some people really, really hate/love Kraft.

[Newbomb Turk]

Kraft that makes some of the worst, most lamentable food products there are.

I disagree

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/ocpimages/44000/04553cf.gif

[yermom]

nevermind the fact that they are owned by Big Tobacco :eek:

[royalfan5]

nevermind the fact that they are owned by Big Tobacco :eek:
But are being spun off to the public in the very near future.

[sooneron]

But are being spun off to the public in the very near future.
Well, that should drive the quality sky high. You know bottom line and such with investors.