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colleyvillesooner
2/21/2007, 05:08 PM
Chewy! have you even seen Star Wars?

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/NEWS/Health__Science/Asteroid_could_hit_Earth_in_2036_UN_urged_to_act_f ast/articleshow/1647434.cms


Asteroid could hit Earth in 2036, UN urged to act fast
[ 21 Feb, 2007 0336hrs ISTREUTERS ]
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SAN FRANCISCO: An asteroid may come uncomfortably close to Earth in 2036 and the United Nations should assume responsibility for a space mission to deflect it, a group of astronauts, engineers and scientists said.

The 20-million-tonne asteroid could be heading the way towards Kamchatkans and Venezuelans. Californians have even more reason to worry the asteroid is more likely to hit the Pacific Ocean, triggering a tsunami that could devastate the west coast of North America.

Calculations show it would strike somewhere along a narrow track that stretches eastward from Siberia to the west coast of Africa. Astronomers are monitoring the asteroid named Apophis, which has a 1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth on April 13, 2036.

Although the odds of an impact by this particular asteroid are low, a recent congressional mandate for Nasa to upgrade its tracking of near-Earth asteroids is expected to uncover hundreds, if not thousands of threatening space rocks in the near future, former astronaut Rusty Schweickart said.

"It's not just Apophis we're looking at. Every country is at risk. We need a set of general principles to deal with this issue," Schweickart, a member of the Apollo 9 crew that orbited the Earth in March 1969, told an American Association for the Advancement of Science conference in San Francisco.

Schweickart plans to present an update next week to the UN Committee on Peaceful Uses of Outer Space on plans to develop a blueprint for a global response to an asteroid threat.

The Association of Space Explorers, a group of former astronauts and cosmonauts, intends to host a series of high-level workshops this year to flesh out the plan and will make a formal proposal to the UN in 2009, he said.

The favoured approach to dealing with a potentially deadly space rock is to dispatch a spacecraft that would use gravity to alter the asteroid's course so it no longer threatens Earth, said astronaut Ed Lu, a veteran of the International Space Station.

The so-called Gravity Tractor could maintain a position near the threatening asteroid, exerting a gentle tug that, over time, would deflect the asteroid. An asteroid the size of Apophis, which is about 460 feet long, would take about 12 days of gravity-tugging, Lu added.

mdklatt
2/21/2007, 05:10 PM
You'd think there would have been a thread about this already....

Petro-Sooner
2/21/2007, 05:12 PM
I'm your geologist. :texan:

mdklatt
2/21/2007, 05:15 PM
The UN should pass a non-binding resolution prohibiting the asteroid from cotinuing to engage in planet-threatening activities. And if that doesn't work they can issue a rebuke. A strongly worded rebuke.

Ike
2/21/2007, 05:27 PM
Intelligence analysts now believe that the asteroid Apophis was manufactured in Iran.

jk the sooner fan
2/21/2007, 05:27 PM
wait, in the movies we get like a months warning

now we get 29 years?

william_brasky
2/21/2007, 05:29 PM
wait, in the movies we get like a months warning

now we get 29 years?

just enough time for the politicians to figure out what to do.

jk the sooner fan
2/21/2007, 05:30 PM
Intelligence analysts now believe that the asteroid Apophis was manufactured in Iran.

but moved to syria before the ground war

Czar Soonerov
2/21/2007, 05:30 PM
Scientists are stupid. When are you people gonna stop listening to this crap. First global warning, now this BS.

Ike
2/21/2007, 05:36 PM
Apophis is harboring more illegal aliens...Apparently the job market on Keshyyyk has dried up.

jacru
2/21/2007, 05:37 PM
Scientists are stupid. When are you people gonna stop listening to this crap. First global warning, now this BS.
I like the term "educated idiots". Stupid people don't obtain doctorates.
These self-serving scientists have degrees out the wazzoo and their heads up their wazzoos.

jacru
2/21/2007, 05:40 PM
The UN should pass a non-binding resolution prohibiting the asteroid from cotinuing to engage in planet-threatening activities. And if that doesn't work they can issue a rebuke. A strongly worded rebuke.
You understand the value of the U.N., I see. :rolleyes:

JohnnyMack
2/21/2007, 05:45 PM
I wonder what kind of odds Caesar's would give me?

I mean worst case scenario if it does hit and I lose the bet, Vegas sounds like it'd be toast anyways.

Ike
2/21/2007, 05:54 PM
I wonder what kind of odds Caesar's would give me?

I mean worst case scenario if it does hit and I lose the bet, Vegas sounds like it'd be toast anyways.

1/45,000

probably less if any space age government starts hemming and hawing about doing something.

Widescreen
2/21/2007, 05:57 PM
The UN should pass a non-binding resolution prohibiting the asteroid from cotinuing to engage in planet-threatening activities. And if that doesn't work they can issue a rebuke. A strongly worded rebuke.
That didn't work on Kim Jong Il, but of course, he had Arric Bardwin. :D

olevetonahill
2/21/2007, 07:11 PM
Hell Ill be almost 86
Bring it on . Im headed for the Ho house ;)

yermom
2/21/2007, 09:00 PM
Apophis is harboring more illegal aliens...Apparently the job market on Keshyyyk has dried up.

yeah, they didn't even get to finish their last big construction project

JohnnyMack
2/21/2007, 10:11 PM
Apophis is harboring more illegal aliens...Apparently the job market on Keshyyyk has dried up.

<Big Nerd>It's technically Kashyyyk.</Big Nerd>