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Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:12 PM
So anyhow, one of my New Year's resolutions was to cut caffeine and carbonated soda out of my diet. That being the case, I've had the same 24-pack of soda in my fridge since December weaning myself off this stuff. I finally polished off the last one last night, and what do I find behind the cube?

A tupperware dish with what I can only assume were once innocent chicken breasts.

Right now, I'm scared to touch it.

Suggestions?
frankensooner
2/21/2007, 12:16 PM
Throw the entire container away, or take it to work and say it is a stool sample.
royalfan5
2/21/2007, 12:17 PM
Send Steve and Ted in to secure a perimeter first. They can be like canaries in a mine shaft.
BlondeSoonerGirl
2/21/2007, 12:18 PM
Poke it with a stick and see what happens.

Don't pop it - just poke it.

Hurry. I wanna know what happens...
IB4OU2
2/21/2007, 12:19 PM
So anyhow, one of my New Year's resolutions was to cut caffeine and carbonated soda out of my diet. That being the case, I've had the same 24-pack of soda in my fridge since December weaning myself off this stuff. I finally polished off the last one last night, and what do I find behind the cube?

A tupperware dish with what I can only assume were once innocent chicken breasts.

Right now, I'm scared to touch it.

Suggestions?

How did you know they were innocent?
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:20 PM
Poke it with a stick and see what happens.

Don't pop it - just poke it.

Hurry. I wanna know what happens...

Poking accomplished. It just sat there. It may be luring me in.


Steve and Ted were dispatched to secure the perimeter. They both just hissed at it then ran.
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:21 PM
How did you know they were innocent?

I'm not. I said I was assuming.
BlondeSoonerGirl
2/21/2007, 12:22 PM
Were they cooked? Like leftovers?

Not the cats - the chicken breasteses.
OzarkSooner
2/21/2007, 12:23 PM
First step....

Full Biohazard suit.
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:24 PM
They were cooked. I'll usually buy a package of chicken breasts and roast them all to eat during the week. Apparently I bought and roasted these right before heading to Phoenix.
BlondeSoonerGirl
2/21/2007, 12:25 PM
I'll bet they're as dry as doleo's spelling skills. They might not even have a smell.

Take it outside and open it. I wanna see.
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:25 PM
I think you're trying to trick me.
Mjcpr
2/21/2007, 12:26 PM
They were cooked. I'll usually buy a package of chicken breasts and roast them all to eat during the week. Apparently I bought and roasted these right before heading to Phoenix.

Oh, those are fine then if they've been roasted. That kills all the germicals.
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:27 PM
You two are working together to trick me. I know it.

I may attempt an opening and picture in a bit.
BlondeSoonerGirl
2/21/2007, 12:28 PM
YES!!!

This is gonna rule!

And Pat's right. Roasting kills all the germicals. It might even be a very tasty chicken jerky. I think this a very positive thing and I'd like to subscribe to your monthly recipe circular.
Oldnslo
2/21/2007, 12:37 PM
You created life in the fridge?

Ain't you a flexible bastard. Wasn't it cold?

shrinkage?
Mjcpr
2/21/2007, 12:46 PM
If you eat some of it, I guarantee you will lose some weight. Guarantee it.
TheHumanAlphabet
2/21/2007, 12:50 PM
Throw the entire container away, or take it to work and say it is a stool sample.

Uhh, put it in the work refrig and see if someone will eat it...
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:51 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2176&stc=1&d=1172080178

Not sure if this worked.

Anyhow, it's still kind of dark outside, so the picture quality ain't great.

And yes, just for you BSG-that's a Croc next to the dish.
BlondeSoonerGirl
2/21/2007, 12:55 PM
Those chicken pieces are bothering me. I feel some bad energy coming from them. Like they'd actually harm me if they could.

Or maybe it's those shoes...

:mack:
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 12:57 PM
Well, BSG, I figure that I ain't about to wear my Steve Maddens or my Tsubos out to the trash when there's snow on the ground. :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
2/21/2007, 12:58 PM
Smart faincy shoe-wearin' hillbilly.

:D
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 01:02 PM
Oh, and here's my gay cats. NTTAWWT.
OUDoc
2/21/2007, 01:55 PM
Looks like there must be a radiation leak near your cats.
colleyvillesooner
2/21/2007, 02:02 PM
Did you hear anything when you opened the fridge? Anything about Zul or Gozer?

I'm pretty sure you're the keymaster now.
GottaHavePride
2/21/2007, 02:04 PM
You two are working together to trick me. I know it.

I may attempt an opening and picture in a bit.

http://www.stinkymeat.net/
Frozen Sooner
2/21/2007, 02:07 PM
You know, there's a way to bury meat in a way that some sort of anaerobic reaction will take place and it will stay edible for months.

I don't know that way.

I just know it exists. Look up fermented beaver tail.
BlondeSoonerGirl
2/21/2007, 02:07 PM
I will not click on that link.

:eddie:
crawfish
2/21/2007, 02:08 PM
When I die, I want to be buried in a tupperware coffin, so I'll be nice and fresh at the second coming.
King Crimson
2/21/2007, 02:09 PM
just cause it's cooked don't mean squat if things are growing (or not, really). get some tongs and take it to the dumpster. clean the inside of the inside of your fridge with a 1 :50 mix of water to bleach and keep the doors open for a couple hours if you fear (or obsess) about germs. i use Dr. Bronner's liquid soap also diluted to clean my fridge since it cuts bad stuff in a weird way.....and ain't gonna kill you.
GottaHavePride
2/21/2007, 02:11 PM
Heh. Froze has something livin' in the fridge. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujMbRW_13hU)