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royalfan5
2/20/2007, 02:21 PM
I hate chickens. Alot. I had a small laying flock when I was younger and I hated getting eggs everyday and having to duck the hens flying at my head to do so. There are no fun or cute things about Chickens.

Sheep are just ****ing dumb, but the make up for it by dying randomly. So I hate them slightly less than chickens.

I'm not real enamored of fish or snakes either

fadada1
2/20/2007, 02:21 PM
carnies... carnival folk.

SicEmBaylor
2/20/2007, 02:23 PM
People

yermom
2/20/2007, 02:24 PM
small hands, smell like cabbage...

i hate Yellow Jackets and Chihuahuas

crawfish
2/20/2007, 02:25 PM
Manatees. Big fat blobs of nothing. They deserve to all be chopped to death by outboard motors.

BlondeSoonerGirl
2/20/2007, 02:26 PM
You'd be surprised at how disgusting ducks are.

Cute...but gross. Gro. Dee.

:mack:

yermom
2/20/2007, 02:27 PM
ooh, and Longwhorns

mdklatt
2/20/2007, 02:28 PM
I like birds in theory, but not in practice. They crap all over everything, and they're not very good at getting out of the way of airplanes. Plus, they go crazy and try to peck their way into my office. And the pigeons in Trafalgar Square will fly right at your head in a flock of thousands when some ******* throws some popcorn on the ground.

mdklatt
2/20/2007, 02:29 PM
You'd be surprised at how disgusting ducks are.



This reminds me: crickets. Filthy, disgusting, cannibalistic, annoying little sonsabitches.

Flagstaffsooner
2/20/2007, 02:30 PM
spiders

BlondeSoonerGirl
2/20/2007, 02:31 PM
Oh, and to stay on topic: I don't like ducks.

Or this thing:

http://monkeysaurus.net/wp-content/sam_ugly_dog.jpg

JohnnyMack
2/20/2007, 02:31 PM
Snakes.

If I was on that muhfuggin' plane, with all them muhfuggin' snakes, I would have stepped out on the wing for a smoke.

jk the sooner fan
2/20/2007, 02:32 PM
You'd be surprised at how disgusting ducks are.

Cute...but gross. Gro. Dee.

:mack:

sorta like canadian geese.......BEEUTIFUL bird.....they were EVERYWHERE when i lived in new jersey.....but lord that is one crapping animal

BlondeSoonerGirl
2/20/2007, 02:34 PM
sorta like canadian geese.......BEEUTIFUL bird.....they were EVERYWHERE when i lived in new jersey.....but lord that is one crapping animal

A gaggle of them flew over my car one time and dropped a wheel barrow full of creamy turd on my windshield.

:kelvin:

So...I guess they're on my list, too...

fadada1
2/20/2007, 02:37 PM
chupacabras

jk the sooner fan
2/20/2007, 02:37 PM
A gaggle of them flew over my car one time and dropped a wheel barrow full of creamy turd on my windshield.

:kelvin:

So...I guess they're on my list, too...


remember the beach boys song? "its a little goose pooooop........"

IB4OU2
2/20/2007, 02:37 PM
Skunks....my dumbass lab gets sprayed about every other month. :mad:

and what good is a possum?

Czar Soonerov
2/20/2007, 02:39 PM
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/5930/wetcat4uy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

royalfan5
2/20/2007, 02:43 PM
Skunks....my dumbass lab gets sprayed about every other month. :mad:

and what good is a possum?
Possums provided me good entertainment when I was younger, from my Mom beating them to death with crowbars, or my Aunt making me stand on the doghouse while she ran one down in the yard with her 79 Caprice Classic.

MamaMia
2/20/2007, 03:03 PM
Insects are not animals.

C&CDean
2/20/2007, 03:20 PM
Possums provided me good entertainment when I was younger, from my Mom beating them to death with crowbars, or my Aunt making me stand on the doghouse while she ran one down in the yard with her 79 Caprice Classic.

That's funny. That's what we used to do to rabbits.

royalfan5
2/20/2007, 03:22 PM
That's funny. That's what we used to do to rabbits.
crowbar or Caprice?

BoogercountySooner
2/20/2007, 03:34 PM
Armoureddildo's are a worthless creature!

C&CDean
2/20/2007, 03:37 PM
crowbar or Caprice?

All the above. Plus slingshots, rocks, shotguns, rifles, pellet guns, baseball bats, and dogs. Rabbits breed like they do cause they're food for everything else.

C&CDean
2/20/2007, 03:38 PM
Armoureddildo's are a worthless creature!

No doubt. I've killed in the neighborhood of 50 of those possums-on-a-half-shell since I bought my place 4+ years ago.

Mjcpr
2/20/2007, 03:39 PM
What if you accidentally rupture one of your savings accounts buried out there where you're shootin' ?

C&CDean
2/20/2007, 03:40 PM
What if you accidentally rupture one of your savings accounts buried out there where you're shootin' ?

Only a nimrodic city slicker would stick a gun into the ground and pull the trigger.

Mjcpr
2/20/2007, 03:41 PM
Bullets go into the ground City Boy!!11

BoogercountySooner
2/20/2007, 03:48 PM
ruh roh

Jerk
2/20/2007, 08:17 PM
Anything with more than 4 legs.

SoonerGirl06
2/20/2007, 08:29 PM
Dachshunds. My grandmother had one and it was the meanest thing EVAR!

soonerboomer93
2/20/2007, 08:51 PM
Bullets go into the ground City Boy!!11

um, dean doesn't miss, so they never hit the ground

goingoneight
2/20/2007, 11:06 PM
Well, I'm a carnivore, so Longhorns, chickens and anything else that clogs my arteries is better off dead. :D

AllAboutThe'O'
2/21/2007, 07:36 PM
I don't like birds of any kind. When I was a kid, there was a bird that flew into my grandmother's house and hid behind an old heater in her bedroom. When I was walking into the room, the bird darted in front of me and scared the living bejeebers out of me. Needless to say, I've never been crazy about birds ever since.

Ike
2/21/2007, 07:42 PM
http://www-visualmedia.fnal.gov/VMS_Site/gallery/stillphotos/1996/0100/96-0173-05.jpg

This picture was taken not far from my house (but not by me)

soonerboy_odanorth
2/21/2007, 08:33 PM
Two words: Eel. Pout.

And salamanders of any kind. Not much grosses me out... but those demon seeds send shivers down my spine.

olevetonahill
2/21/2007, 08:39 PM
Dayum I like Birds .
theres 2 animals I hate and those be Possum and coon .
The rest I can live with , maybe, as long as they stay the **** away from me ;)

DustySooner
2/21/2007, 09:08 PM
Skunks

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/22/2007, 08:25 AM
Frogs.

When I was a little kid we had a frog plague in the neighborhood. I came home from playing outside one summer evening and there were about 20 of them on the front walk and porch.

I kept thinking of that scene in E.T. where Elliott lets all the frogs go.

OUFAN29
2/22/2007, 09:21 PM
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/5930/wetcat4uy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I want that cat. Reminds me of my Silver Persian named Moonshadow.

soonerboomer93
2/22/2007, 10:07 PM
A gaggle of them flew over my car one time and dropped a wheel barrow full of creamy turd on my windshield.

:kelvin:

So...I guess they're on my list, too...

they earned their way on to you **** list in a most literal fashion

soonerboomer93
2/22/2007, 10:08 PM
Two words: Eel. Pout.

And salamanders of any kind. Not much grosses me out... but those demon seeds send shivers down my spine.

eel can be decent eatin though

SoonerStormchaser
2/23/2007, 09:30 AM
I hate baby seals. They should all be clubbed!

SoonerJack
2/23/2007, 09:38 AM
Possums provided me good entertainment when I was younger, from my Mom beating them to death with crowbars, or my Aunt making me stand on the doghouse while she ran one down in the yard with her 79 Caprice Classic.

REDNECK WARNING....REDNECK WARNING :eek: