southern sooner
2/18/2007, 10:47 PM
On a tour of South Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit
the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Texas jersey, was struggling frantically to
free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing Oklahoma Sooners jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon
into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semi-conscious Longhorn fan from the water.
Then using (autographed by Stoops himself) baseball bats, the three
heroes in OU Red beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that
there was some bitter hatred between OU and Texas fans, but now have
seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know s--t about shark fishing....how's the bait holding up?"
the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Texas jersey, was struggling frantically to
free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing Oklahoma Sooners jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon
into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semi-conscious Longhorn fan from the water.
Then using (autographed by Stoops himself) baseball bats, the three
heroes in OU Red beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that
there was some bitter hatred between OU and Texas fans, but now have
seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know s--t about shark fishing....how's the bait holding up?"