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Jerk
2/17/2007, 12:09 PM
She bought $14 worth of food (an entire paycheck for me) and put it on the kitchen shelf, back in a corner. I ate 2 biscuits and some hasbrowns, then a buddy called me and I talked to him on the phone for awhile...wife gets back home screaming at me from the top of her lungs...it turns out, the cat got up there and knocked the sack of food off, then proceeded to have breakfast with the 100 pound dog, who was waiting below.

She is still yelling at me as we speak.:eek:

sanantoniosooner
2/17/2007, 12:12 PM
Yeah, I find that my wife loves it when she's speaking her piece and I get on the internet and nod my head.

booomer
2/17/2007, 12:14 PM
You should stop being a jerk...... ;)

royalfan5
2/17/2007, 12:14 PM
You have to admire your pets teamwork though.

OCUDad
2/17/2007, 12:26 PM
Go pee on the carpet. She'll forget all about the food.

OzarkSooner
2/17/2007, 12:29 PM
If you didn't HAVE a dog, you couldn't blame it ON the dog. Same with the cat.

BajaOklahoma
2/17/2007, 01:07 PM
Take her out for lunch - her choice.

soonerhubs
2/17/2007, 01:26 PM
This thread should be stickied for potential alone don't ya think? :)

Jerk
2/17/2007, 01:33 PM
Go pee on the carpet. She'll forget all about the food.

Beleive it or not, I do have a strong sense of self-preservation:D

King Crimson
2/17/2007, 01:41 PM
well, at least you got some biscuits and hashbrowns. that's a win.

Jerk
2/17/2007, 01:46 PM
well, at least you got some biscuits and hashbrowns. that's a win.

I think the dog came out as champion. Hell, he didn't even spare the wrappers. The cat probably got the crumbs.

Okieflyer
2/17/2007, 02:16 PM
You should stop being a jerk...... ;)

I agree! What a jerk!;)

Rogue
2/17/2007, 02:29 PM
Our wives may be related. How is it that it is somehow Jerk's fault because the cat and dog at the groceries? Did you leave a door open for them or something? Good pet behavior = Mrs. Rogue's influence, bad pet behavior = Rogue's fault.

I hear people do this with kids too. When he's good he's "my son" when he's bad he's "your child".

Jerk
2/17/2007, 02:35 PM
Our wives may be related. How is it that it is somehow Jerk's fault because the cat and dog at the groceries? Did you leave a door open for them or something? Good pet behavior = Mrs. Rogue's influence, bad pet behavior = Rogue's fault.

I hear people do this with kids too. When he's good he's "my son" when he's bad he's "your child".

Dude, I have no idea why I got the blame for this. I think it is my Y chromosome. The bag was as far back on the counter as it could go. How in the hell was I supposed to know that the cat would knock it down on the floor? hmm...the dog might have stood up and got it. He's eye to eye with a petite woman when he's standing up on his hind legs.

Okieflyer
2/17/2007, 02:57 PM
I'm just glad to see your no different than the rest of us that are married. The big question of all time is "WHY"!

Tailwind
2/17/2007, 02:59 PM
If you have to ask, I'm certainly not going to tell you!

TUSooner
2/17/2007, 05:04 PM
What language was she using?
:D

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
2/17/2007, 05:25 PM
She bought $14 worth of food (AN ENTIRE PAYCHECK FOR ME).

:eek: Huh?

Scott D
2/17/2007, 05:48 PM
that part got me also

olevetonahill
2/17/2007, 05:59 PM
Poor folk have poor ways

Jerk
2/17/2007, 06:03 PM
Poor folk have poor ways

Yes, and this week I got a small bonus. Normally I eat ramon noodles and water.

olevetonahill
2/17/2007, 06:04 PM
Yes, and this week I got a small bonus. Normally I eat ramon noodles and water.
HEH
they should your house that you pay 10 bucks a month for :pop:

Jerk
2/17/2007, 06:04 PM
What language was she using?
:D

oh...it was the queen's english alright. I could clearly understand her. Does yours speak farsi when she gets mad? Mine only speaks it when talking to her sister or her dad. Then I really have no idea what the hell she's saying.

Jerk
2/17/2007, 06:05 PM
HEH
they should your house that you pay 10 bucks a month for :pop:

Good thing I shot that deer this season or there would be no meat in the freezer:eek:

TUSooner
2/17/2007, 11:37 PM
Does yours speak farsi when she gets mad?
Unfortunately not. I get the English version, salt included. :eek:



Mine only speaks it when talking to her sister or her dad. Then I really have no idea what the hell she's saying.

Mine speaks it to her mom. I pick up a word or a phrase now and then, not enough, though.

H8HOGS
2/18/2007, 12:30 AM
with the 100 pound dog

Cook the dog and eat for a week. Not to mention the savings on dog food or biscuits.

Rogue
2/18/2007, 08:45 AM
One of the perks of having pets is that you have live-in scapegoats. They are supposed to get blamed for a few of your misdeeds, not the other way around.