View Full Version : Howzit: 'I'm Not Gay'
picasso
2/16/2007, 11:07 AM
"But I did sleep at a gay Holiday Inn last night."
:eek:
Howzit
2/16/2007, 12:22 PM
Send your sweetie over...let her make the call.
You realize, of course, she won't be coming back, though...
picasso
2/16/2007, 12:24 PM
Send your sweetie over...let her make the call.
You realize, of course, she won't be coming back, though...
Hairy4life? I already know about his feelings for you.
Howzit
2/16/2007, 12:26 PM
Not no more.
Hell hath no fury like a wookie scorned.
Viking Kitten
2/16/2007, 12:28 PM
Not no more.
Hell hath no fury like a wookie scorned.
You have NO IDEA how funny that statement is.
picasso
2/16/2007, 12:29 PM
and just think, he's in full winter growth right now.
IB4OU2
2/16/2007, 12:32 PM
and just think, he's in full winter growth right now.
He needs to be shampooed though...
sooneron
2/16/2007, 12:57 PM
He needs to be shampooed though...
Don't forget conditioner. This dry air is murder on the split ends.
sanantoniosooner
2/16/2007, 01:00 PM
I though picasso was asking "how is it I'm not gay?"
I couldn't think of a reason.
crawfish
2/16/2007, 01:01 PM
I wouldn't let any of you on my football team.
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:02 PM
I though picasso was asking "how is it I'm not gay?"
I couldn't think of a reason.
I don't have a chubby S & M Mexican wrestler fetish for starters.
no pun with the chubby part.
sanantoniosooner
2/16/2007, 01:03 PM
I wouldn't let any of you on my football team.
I missed your thread on letting a straight person on a gay team.
I guess it works both ways.
crawfish
2/16/2007, 01:03 PM
I don't have a chubby S & M Mexican wrestler fetish for starters.
no pun with the chubby part.
Are you suggesting that your avatar is an indication of your fetish? Should I call Chris Matthews? :eek:
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:04 PM
I missed your thread on letting a straight person on a gay team.
I guess I like it both ways.
:eek:
sanantoniosooner
2/16/2007, 01:04 PM
I don't have a chubby S & M Mexican wrestler fetish for starters.
no pun with the chubby part.
That's not what they whisper in the midget league.
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:05 PM
Are you suggesting that your avatar is an indication of your fetish? Should I call Chris Matthews? :eek:
my older brother's second grade picture? yes, I have them everywhere.
go boink some mud fish.
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:06 PM
That's not what they whisper in the midget league.
I love midget tossing.
same as you love tossing midgets.
crawfish
2/16/2007, 01:07 PM
my older brother's second grade picture? yes, I have them everywhere.
go boink some mud fish.
Is that supposed to make me feel better? :eek:
sanantoniosooner
2/16/2007, 01:08 PM
I love midget tossing.
same as you love tossing midgets.
I heard you like to catch them.
Howzit
2/16/2007, 01:16 PM
I heard you like to catch them.
And bite them.
If by midgets you mean pillows.
1stTimeCaller
2/16/2007, 01:30 PM
I don't think even Chick could straighten this thread out.
Good jorb guys
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:30 PM
Is that supposed to make me feel better? :eek:
I don't know how you feel but SAS says you're soft and floppy.
Howzit
2/16/2007, 01:39 PM
I could swim farther than all you guys put together on a relay.
IB4OU2
2/16/2007, 01:41 PM
I could swim farther than all you guys put together on a relay.
I bet I'm better at the breast stroke.
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:42 PM
I can fart part of Moon River. room's gotta have wood floors though.
Howzit
2/16/2007, 01:42 PM
I bet I'm better at the breast stroke.
Mine are kinda hairy but knock yourself out.
OU4LIFE
2/16/2007, 01:43 PM
whoa back up, who's shampooing me?
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:44 PM
whoa back up, who's shampooing me?
Rosie. as per usual.
sooneron
2/16/2007, 01:46 PM
I love midget tossing.
same as you love tossing salad.
:eek:
OU4LIFE
2/16/2007, 01:47 PM
have you cleared this with her?
the nicknames you give your fiance are cute.
picasso
2/16/2007, 01:48 PM
have you cleared this with her?
the nicknames you give your fiance are cute.
I'm not marrying your hairy hand and her five sisters.
IB4OU2
2/16/2007, 01:50 PM
Mine are kinda hairy but knock yourself out.
Ewwwe.....Let me get my curry brush.
OU4LIFE
2/16/2007, 01:59 PM
can you bring something for dandruff? This cold dry weather has been he ll on my coat.
IB4OU2
2/16/2007, 02:07 PM
can you bring something for dandruff? This cold dry weather has been he ll on my coat.
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OU4LIFE
2/16/2007, 02:25 PM
you calling me a pet?
I'll claw your eyes out.
IB4OU2
2/16/2007, 02:31 PM
you calling me a pet?
I'll claw your eyes out.
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