Howzit: 'I'm Not Gay'

[picasso]

"But I did sleep at a gay Holiday Inn last night."

:eek:

[Howzit]

Send your sweetie over...let her make the call.

You realize, of course, she won't be coming back, though...

[picasso]

Send your sweetie over...let her make the call.

You realize, of course, she won't be coming back, though...
Hairy4life? I already know about his feelings for you.

[Howzit]

Not no more.

Hell hath no fury like a wookie scorned.

[Viking Kitten]

Not no more.

Hell hath no fury like a wookie scorned.

You have NO IDEA how funny that statement is.

[picasso]

and just think, he's in full winter growth right now.

[IB4OU2]

and just think, he's in full winter growth right now.

He needs to be shampooed though...

[sooneron]

He needs to be shampooed though...
Don't forget conditioner. This dry air is murder on the split ends.

[sanantoniosooner]

I though picasso was asking "how is it I'm not gay?"

I couldn't think of a reason.

[crawfish]

I wouldn't let any of you on my football team.

[picasso]

I though picasso was asking "how is it I'm not gay?"

I couldn't think of a reason.
I don't have a chubby S & M Mexican wrestler fetish for starters.

no pun with the chubby part.

[sanantoniosooner]

I wouldn't let any of you on my football team.
I missed your thread on letting a straight person on a gay team.

I guess it works both ways.

[crawfish]

I don't have a chubby S & M Mexican wrestler fetish for starters.

no pun with the chubby part.

Are you suggesting that your avatar is an indication of your fetish? Should I call Chris Matthews? :eek:

[picasso]

I missed your thread on letting a straight person on a gay team.

I guess I like it both ways.

:eek:

[sanantoniosooner]

I don't have a chubby S & M Mexican wrestler fetish for starters.

no pun with the chubby part.
That's not what they whisper in the midget league.

[picasso]

Are you suggesting that your avatar is an indication of your fetish? Should I call Chris Matthews? :eek:
my older brother's second grade picture? yes, I have them everywhere.

go boink some mud fish.

[picasso]

That's not what they whisper in the midget league.
I love midget tossing.

same as you love tossing midgets.

[crawfish]

my older brother's second grade picture? yes, I have them everywhere.

go boink some mud fish.

Is that supposed to make me feel better? :eek:

[sanantoniosooner]

I love midget tossing.

same as you love tossing midgets.
I heard you like to catch them.

[Howzit]

I heard you like to catch them.

And bite them.

If by midgets you mean pillows.

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't think even Chick could straighten this thread out.

Good jorb guys

[picasso]

Is that supposed to make me feel better? :eek:
I don't know how you feel but SAS says you're soft and floppy.

[Howzit]

I could swim farther than all you guys put together on a relay.

[IB4OU2]

I could swim farther than all you guys put together on a relay.

I bet I'm better at the breast stroke.

[picasso]

I can fart part of Moon River. room's gotta have wood floors though.

[Howzit]

I bet I'm better at the breast stroke.

Mine are kinda hairy but knock yourself out.

[OU4LIFE]

whoa back up, who's shampooing me?

[picasso]

whoa back up, who's shampooing me?
Rosie. as per usual.

[sooneron]

I love midget tossing.

same as you love tossing salad.
:eek:

[OU4LIFE]

have you cleared this with her?

the nicknames you give your fiance are cute.

[picasso]

have you cleared this with her?

the nicknames you give your fiance are cute.
I'm not marrying your hairy hand and her five sisters.

[IB4OU2]

Mine are kinda hairy but knock yourself out.

Ewwwe.....Let me get my curry brush.

[OU4LIFE]

can you bring something for dandruff? This cold dry weather has been he ll on my coat.

[IB4OU2]

can you bring something for dandruff? This cold dry weather has been he ll on my coat.

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[OU4LIFE]

you calling me a pet?

I'll claw your eyes out.

[IB4OU2]

you calling me a pet?

I'll claw your eyes out.

Are You All In?


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