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Czar Soonerov
2/14/2007, 02:33 PM
It started about a month ago with some weird stomach thing. I couldn't eat anything because if I did I couldn't ****. That lasted about a week. Week 2 & 3 enter the flu. Two weeks with that crap (I still have a stuffy nose). Week 4 the roof of my mouth is swollen & sore.

I've had a lot of dental work since the beginning of the year, a bridge and 3 fillings. I still can't chew with the teeth that I got the fillings on (a month ago) and the swelling is around the bridge. The dentist said I either burned my mouth or I have cold sores.


Being sick sucks!
OUDoc
2/14/2007, 02:38 PM
I couldn't eat anything because if I did I couldn't ****.
Have you tried taking VK to a romantic dinner?


Like you said, see a doc. You shouldn't be sick as long as you have. Come see me in MWC.
Mjcpr
2/14/2007, 02:38 PM
It's not hard to see why VK is so crazy about you.
Czar Soonerov
2/14/2007, 02:46 PM
There is a positive. I've lost 10 pounds.
Viking Kitten
2/14/2007, 02:49 PM
Just keep drinking that delicious, bright green Gatorade, honey. Ignore that strange anti-freeze taste.
IB4OU2
2/14/2007, 02:52 PM
Just keep drinking that delicious, bright green Gatorade, honey. Ignore that strange anti-freeze taste.

and don't dribble...

*dabs chin with coffee filter*
Viking Kitten
2/14/2007, 02:54 PM
And speaking of Dr. House, last night's show's tapeworm scene nearly made me barf.
Viking Kitten
2/14/2007, 02:55 PM
Three hots, a cot and cable. What more do you need in life, really?
soonerbrat
2/14/2007, 02:58 PM
my DVR recorded House last night but it wasn't on the list. maybe I'm glad since there was a tapeworm thing.
soonerbrat
2/14/2007, 02:58 PM
Three hots, a cot and cable. What more do you need in life, really?



does "cable" include the DVR?
OU4LIFE
2/14/2007, 03:00 PM
poonany?
Viking Kitten
2/14/2007, 03:05 PM
my DVR recorded House last night but it wasn't on the list. maybe I'm glad since there was a tapeworm thing.

Oh God. It was so gross. Otherwise a good show though.
Osce0la
2/14/2007, 03:09 PM
Oh God. It was so gross. Otherwise a good show though.
Is that really what a tapeworm looks like? If they hadn't said what it was I wouldn't have known wtf they were pulling out of that girl's gut...
Viking Kitten
2/14/2007, 03:10 PM
Czar knew what it was.

Hmmmmmm...
Osce0la
2/14/2007, 03:13 PM
Czar has a tapeworm. :confused:
Boomer.....
2/14/2007, 03:15 PM
No wonder he's sick.
Oldnslo
2/14/2007, 08:16 PM
Three hots, a cot and cable. What more do you need in life, really?
A cellmate not named Urgonna Lickalotapuss.
Viking Kitten
2/14/2007, 11:51 PM
A cellmate not named Urgonna Lickalotapuss.

Hmmm. "Urgonna." Sounds Scandinavian. She's probably hot.
Czar Soonerov
2/15/2007, 02:24 AM
Well, I got some drugs from the doc today. Some decongestant (which is kicking *** right now) and a antibiotic. He said I didn't have the flu, which is good. he said the antibiotic will knock out whatever it is. I said "what about a tapeworm?" He said "You watch too much TV." I took some Lortab that have left over from my dental work last year for my headache, it's not helping much. Time for a Guinness! ;)