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TexasLidig8r

2/14/2007, 12:24 PM

skycat

2/14/2007, 12:27 PM

Boycott secks!!!!

mdklatt

2/14/2007, 12:27 PM

Valentine's Day usually boycotts me....

OSUAggie

2/14/2007, 12:29 PM

In.

St. Valentine is overrated anyway. All he did was marry retards that shouldn't be getting married anyway; and he gets sainthood for that? Ridiculous.

BeetDigger

2/14/2007, 12:30 PM

Boycott secks!!!!

Lid was trying to make sense, even though he is talking out of his arse because we all know that he already has purchsed two dozen reds at $65 each and has a reservation at The Mansion tonight.

You on the other hand are just talking crazy. :D

TexasLidig8r

2/14/2007, 12:36 PM

Lid was trying to make sense, even though he is talking out of his arse because we all know that he already has purchsed two dozen reds at $65 each and has a reservation at The Mansion tonight.

You on the other hand are just talking crazy. :D

Nope Nope Nope...

No flowers purchased.

No dinner reservations for tonite.

Arm Candy is not happy!

TOUGH NOOGIES!! I'm doin' my Dean imitation on this!

skycat

2/14/2007, 12:40 PM

Lid was trying to make sense, even though he is talking out of his arse because we all know that he already has purchsed two dozen reds at $65 each and has a reservation at The Mansion tonight.

You on the other hand are just talking crazy. :D

Lids proposal pretty much equals my proposal in my experience.

Widescreen

2/14/2007, 12:43 PM

TOUGH NOOGIES!! I'm doin' my Dean imitation on this!
That's nowhere near Dean-caliber.

Valentine's Day should be drug into an alley and ****ed within an inch of its life, kancho'd and left for dead.

There you go.

BeetDigger

2/14/2007, 12:45 PM

Lids proposal pretty much equals my proposal in my experience.

Not really. One can still have secks with a prostitute. And in general, secks with a prostitute is cheaper than secks with a girlfriend. :texan:

OUDoc

2/14/2007, 12:59 PM

Not really. One can still have secks with a prostitute. And in general, secks with a prostitute is cheaper than secks with a girlfriend. :texan:
But my wife doesn't like that idea.

sooneron

2/14/2007, 01:05 PM

But my wife doesn't like that idea.
Yeah, my wife would much rather me having secks with my girlfriend.

royalfan5

2/14/2007, 01:05 PM

Nope Nope Nope...

No flowers purchased.

No dinner reservations for tonite.

Arm Candy is not happy!

TOUGH NOOGIES!! I'm doin' my Dean imitation on this!
Watch her bang Sic'em for revenge.

SicEmBaylor

2/14/2007, 01:06 PM

IN!

TUSooner

2/14/2007, 01:09 PM

That's right.. I'm urging a bold, new front here. BOYCOTT VALENTINES DAY!

No flowers... no cards.. no going to an already expensive restaurant only to have them JACK up their prices 300%.

No jewelry.

A simple, "I care for you and would never cheapen my feelings for you by kowtowing to the whims of florists and greeting card companies who must fill a slow time of the year for them by inventing a holiday."

Who's WITH ME?!!!!!! :mad:

I'm definitely IN, and I'm not even doing the "I care for you" explanation carpola.
Mrs TU agrees. She did, however, inform me last night that I have already bought her something nice for Mother's Day. I can't wait to see what I got her.

BeetDigger

2/14/2007, 01:12 PM

But my wife doesn't like that idea.

What a prude. :texan:

olevetonahill

2/14/2007, 01:36 PM

But my wife doesn't like that idea.
Which part dosent she like ?
the Hooker or the girlfriend ?

Bourbon St Sooner

2/14/2007, 01:40 PM

Well, it's either buy some candy and flowers or have my balls ripped off and stuffed down my throat.

I think it's worth the investment.

NormanPride

2/14/2007, 01:43 PM

Doesn't Lid make a thread like this every year?

TexasLidig8r

2/14/2007, 01:44 PM

IN!

lol..Oh Sic.. you'd never be the same!

You'd forget all about SicEm-Ex and would go all puppy dawg. :D

SicEmBaylor

2/14/2007, 01:47 PM

lol..Oh Sic.. you'd never be the same!

You'd forget all about SicEm-Ex and would go all puppy dawg. :D

I've decided that as a self-declared padawan of yours, this would be the ultimate culmination of my education when the student truly becomes the master.

olevetonahill

2/14/2007, 01:52 PM

I've decided that as a self-declared padawan of yours, this would be the ultimate culmination of my education when the student truly becomes the masterbaiter.
:eek:

landrun

2/14/2007, 01:54 PM

:eek: What!?? Boycott?

I won't be joining the boycott.

No way I'm giving up the only night of the year I get any secks. :mad:

olevetonahill

2/14/2007, 02:19 PM

:eek: What!?? Boycott?

I won't be joining the boycott.

No way I'm giving up the only night of the year I get any secks. :mad:
You need More girlfiens

yermom

2/14/2007, 04:40 PM

i already boycott Chick Christmas

well, unless you count having a dishwasher installed today ;)

C&CDean

2/14/2007, 04:44 PM

I've decided that as a self-declared padawan of yours, this would be the ultimate culmination of my education when the student truly becomes the master.

Has anyone ever read something that dripped, oozed, seethed, boiled, and bubbled with fagness more than this Valentine's Day love letter from Sicem to Lid?

Damn, I need to wash my eyes.

homerSimpsonsBrain

2/14/2007, 04:46 PM

I've decided that as a self-declared padawan of yours, this would be the ultimate culmination of my education when the student truly becomes the masterbator.
:eek:

TexasLidig8r

2/14/2007, 04:48 PM

Has anyone ever read something that dripped, oozed, seethed, boiled, and bubbled with fagness more than this Valentine's Day love letter from Sicem to Lid?

Damn, I need to wash my eyes.

and THAT comes from a man who wants to get kinky with Czar!

Well HA! I say.. HA!

And.. by the way.. here's a pic of me helping Sic with his studies!

http://timstvshowcase.com/frasier3.jpg

C&CDean

2/14/2007, 05:03 PM

Dude, I could put on a Liberace suit, paint my face, and pull down Czar's boxers and butt-diddle him till the cows came home and I still wouldn't be as gay as you and Sicem are just getting out of bed and brushing your teeth.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:05 PM

Crap. Now I need to wash MY eyes.

IB4OU2

2/14/2007, 05:05 PM

C&CDean

2/14/2007, 05:06 PM

Crap. Now I need to wash MY eyes.
Yeah. Right. Vethpa boy.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:08 PM

John Wayne is going to crawl out of his grave and kick you in the nuts.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:10 PM

http://www.buema.ch/vespa/johnwayne.jpg

C&CDean

2/14/2007, 05:10 PM

Kinky.

Vaevictis

2/14/2007, 05:10 PM

C&CDean

2/14/2007, 05:11 PM

I hope you're not speaking from experience.

Why? I thought you were pro-homo.

Widescreen

2/14/2007, 05:13 PM

http://valentines-day.123holiday.net/candy_heart.html

soonerboomer93

2/14/2007, 05:15 PM

Not really. One can still have secks with a prostitute. And in general, secks with a prostitute is cheaper than secks with a girlfriend. :texan:

ymssr....

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:16 PM

Dean Martin too.

http://www.buema.ch/vespa/deanmartin.jpg

C&CDean

2/14/2007, 05:16 PM

Yeah, well when in Rome...

olevetonahill

2/14/2007, 05:19 PM

http://www.buema.ch/vespa/johnwayne.jpg
Dude the Duke was not a Homo !

Pricetag

2/14/2007, 05:20 PM

Dang, I never would have thought those guys to be moped riders.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:21 PM

And Anthony Quinn. And Marlon Brando, and Gary Cooper, and Charlton Heston... ...wait, he's not dead.

Live Vespa riders who might want to kick you in the nuts: Robert DeNiro, James Gandolfini and Paul Newman.

Mjcpr

2/14/2007, 05:21 PM

http://www.buema.ch/vespa/johnwayne.jpg

Yep, it's official now.....look at the horns on the back of it.

That's as gay as gay gets.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:22 PM

Dude the Duke was not a Homo !
Exactly. Tell Dean that.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:23 PM

On second thought, maybe Charlton Heston (http://www.repubblica.it/trovacinema/rendercmsfield.jsp?field_name=Image&id=279351) IS gay.

Jimminy Crimson

2/14/2007, 05:23 PM

I will not boycott Valentines if I somehow win a date with Talor tonight. :texan:

Jed knows what I'm talkin' about.

yermom

2/14/2007, 05:23 PM

situational gheyness

it's like Dean says: "it's ok to be ghey when you are in Rome" or something

olevetonahill

2/14/2007, 05:29 PM

Exactly. Tell Dean that.
Why the Duke was NOT a homo . Your picture has to be a fark by a Homo !

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 05:29 PM

I will not boycott Valentines if I somehow win a date with Talor tonight. :texan:

Jed knows what I'm talkin' about.
YES!!

yermom

2/14/2007, 05:38 PM

i think i heard about that on the radio

i'm too old :mad:

Vaevictis

2/14/2007, 06:01 PM

Why? I thought you were pro-homo.

I'm pro-"I don't care what you do or who you do it to, as long as I don't have to hear about it."

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 06:08 PM

Dang, I never would have thought those guys to be moped riders.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

http://www.scooterworks.com/images/Product_Images/std/panotmoped.jpg

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 06:10 PM

Now people who ride mopeds, they're gay.

yermom

2/14/2007, 07:05 PM

even the Vespa riders have someone to point and laugh at

hmm

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:07 PM

Nah. Just kidding. Moped riders are not gay, they're just weird.

mdklatt

2/14/2007, 07:17 PM

Nah. Just kidding. Moped riders are not gay, they're just weird.

WTF is the difference between a moped and a scooter?

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:26 PM

Mopeds have pedals, most obviously. A moped is a motorized bicycle, and is typically really underpowered. More like a motor assist on a bicycle.

Scooters originated in Italy post-WWII, and were based on airplane design and technology. In fact, Piaggio (Vespa) was an airplane manufacturer, which no longer had a war-time market for its planes. Also, Italians needed an inexpensive way to get around in a country where the infrastructure was blown to hell. They have step-through frames, the engine is located in a fixed position on the rear wheel (no chain), and many, many of them go balls-out fast.

Also, they are typically pretty stylish (the Italians being known for their design chops). These days, there are quite a few brands also built in Asia, but Vespas (new and vintage) and Lambrettas (vintage) are still the gold standard.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:30 PM

Moped:

http://www.i-bazar.cz/pictures/pics/herkules-moped-2.jpg

Scooter:

http://www.genuinescooters.com/access/stellaposter.jpg

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:32 PM

Moped:

http://dojak.net/blogpix/moped.jpg

Scooter:

http://www.staticvariable.com/photos/images/20060430114441_vespa.jpg

Widescreen

2/14/2007, 07:38 PM

So which is less gay? I can't tell.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:39 PM

Moped:

http://www.bikeboneyard.com/puch%20moped%20l1.JPG

Scooter:

http://www.jecollectionne.com/upload/visuel/lambretta_ld001.jpg

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:40 PM

The one with the girl posing on it is less gay.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:46 PM

Moped:

http://www.cyber-cinema.com/british/dumbdumberBPS.jpg

Scooter:

http://www.massbia.com/images/articles/quadrophenia.jpg

SicEmBaylor

2/14/2007, 07:46 PM

I'm getting a Piaggio Typhoon over spring break. I just want it to get to campus on instead of having to drive the truck. Here's a pic:
http://www.bikebros.co.jp/images/wallpaper/piaggio/typhoon125_red_1024.jpg

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 07:48 PM

Dude, you're not helping me.

Widescreen

2/14/2007, 07:51 PM

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 11:01 PM

...it will.Believe it. Or not.

Ike

2/14/2007, 11:06 PM

The wife and I have decided to time shift all commercially important holidays by one week. So valentines day will be celebrated next wednesday, christmas will be celebrated on Dec 31, etc, etc.

This way, we get in on all the post-holiday sales.

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 11:10 PM

What in the craphell does that have to do with scooters?

SoonerGirl06

2/14/2007, 11:12 PM

What in the craphell does that have to do with scooters?

Nothing... but it sure was funny and a hell a lot better than a bunch of Scooter pictures.

Ike

2/14/2007, 11:13 PM

What in the craphell does that have to do with scooters?
absolutely nothing. :D

SoonerGirl06

2/14/2007, 11:13 PM

absolutely nothing. :D

I beat 'cha to it! ;)

BigRedJed

2/14/2007, 11:22 PM

pphhhbbbbt.

SoonerGirl06

2/14/2007, 11:29 PM

pphhhbbbbt.

:D

SoonerInKCMO

2/14/2007, 11:33 PM

Hmmm... the 'boycott V.D.' thread has exactly one... that's ONE female poster involved.

I wonder what she's after. :texan:

SoonerGirl06

2/14/2007, 11:38 PM

Hmmm... the 'boycott V.D.' thread has exactly one... that's ONE female poster involved.

I wonder what she's after. :texan:

My... you're very observant... :D

C&CDean

2/15/2007, 10:56 AM

Does anybody else find it funny that all of the folks Jed keeps popping up as Vethpa riders are actors? Guys who act tough. Where's the pic of Rock Hudson on his Vethpa?

skycat

2/15/2007, 11:10 AM

Does anybody else find it funny that all of the folks Jed keeps popping up as Vethpa riders are actors? Guys who act tough. Where's the pic of Rock Hudson on his Vethpa?

Vin Diesel probably has a garage full of them.

skycat

2/15/2007, 11:12 AM

Scooters originated in Italy post-WWII, and were based on airplane design and technology.

Where are the ailerons?

BeetDigger

2/15/2007, 12:20 PM

Tom Cruise probably doesn't have one, but I bet he owns a lot of their stock.

Pricetag

2/15/2007, 01:28 PM

Piaggio (Vespa)
Heh, there's a scooter in the Grand Theft Auto games, and they call it "Faggio."

proud gonzo

2/15/2007, 01:42 PM

...I think jed's fighting a losing battle.

BigRedJed

2/15/2007, 03:52 PM

...I think jed's fighting with a bunch of losers.
:eek:

C&CDean

2/15/2007, 03:54 PM

Ciao.

TexasLidig8r

2/11/2008, 10:08 AM

Since it's that time of year again, who is once again, with me this year, to boycott this insidious, corporate created Holiday????

Better yet... even a better idea this year!

Since Hallmark and the flower, chocolate and jewelry companies perpetuate this event, I'll go one better,

True love means, and in fact, you really won't really, REALLY love your "significant other," unless you send $100 to the attorney of your choice.. preferably me, to show that you are financially stable and can afford your wife/girlfriend/significant other and the lifestyle in which she wishes to become accustomed!

In response, you will receive a beautiful one page acknowledgement and "proof of love" sent to either you, or your significant other, acknowledging your commitment and love to her.

Now.. get busy and get those C-Notes rolling !

NormanPride

2/11/2008, 10:11 AM

I still can't. My wife's birthday is still three days after, which makes V-day an extension of said festivities. Oh well.

yermom

2/11/2008, 10:25 AM

ahh, the impending Chick Christmas

Hot Rod

2/11/2008, 10:32 AM

This year we've decided to hold out on the gifts and all. For our anniversary this year, we're going to Hawaii . So we came to an agreement that instead of spending lots of money on each other for V-day, that that money could be used during the trip.

2/11/2008, 11:47 AM

I've never really liked Valentine's Day, even when I was in a relationship.

yermom

2/11/2008, 12:13 PM

how YOU doin'?

Beef

2/11/2008, 12:15 PM

I'm going to boycott sex this Valentine's day. Yeah. That'll show 'em.

2/11/2008, 12:30 PM

Seriously. I would feel really nauseous if someone sent me a teddy bear and roses at work on Valentine's Day. It's just so contrived and hokey.

Viking Kitten

2/11/2008, 12:31 PM

Note to self: Cancel scheduled delivery of roses and teddy bear to M.

2/11/2008, 12:39 PM

Note to self: Cancel scheduled delivery of roses and teddy bear to M.

Awww, VK, it's just that I think you can show your love to me in "other" ways. ;)

stoops the eternal pimp

2/11/2008, 12:42 PM

I usually send the wife to the spa and get the kids stuff..I kinda like it

TexasLidig8r

2/11/2008, 12:42 PM

Awww, VK, it's just that I think you can show your love to me in "other" ways. ;)

Oh Lord.... someone just opened the floodgates. :eek:

Viking Kitten

2/11/2008, 12:42 PM

You mean like that Two Girls One Cup video we watched that one time?

2/11/2008, 12:44 PM

You mean like that Two Girls One Cup video we watched that one time?

Yes, I think that was a defining moment in our relationship.

proud gonzo

2/11/2008, 12:54 PM

I was gonna say "IN!" but I don't think we're talking about the original topic anymore :eek:

yermom

2/11/2008, 01:16 PM

heh.

oh, and "floodgates" :eek:

soonerhubs

2/11/2008, 01:41 PM

Uhh... Lid? Where's your location again? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330333,00.html

;)

Animal Mother

2/11/2008, 01:42 PM

Uhh... Lid? Where's your location again? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330333,00.html

;)

Go to the last page of a thread to see if you can figure out the thread's subject. Not happening with this one. Especially when this page three becomes page nine.

soonerhubs

2/11/2008, 01:55 PM

Go to the last page of a thread to see if you can figure out the thread's subject. Not happening with this one. Especially when this page three becomes page nine.
:confused:

SicEmBaylor

2/11/2008, 02:34 PM

Viking Kitten

2/11/2008, 02:36 PM

The ladies in Waco will be weeping tonight.

soonerbrat

2/11/2008, 02:40 PM

Nope Nope Nope...

No flowers purchased.

No dinner reservations for tonite.

Arm Candy is not happy!

TOUGH NOOGIES!! I'm doin' my Dean imitation on this!

you could never, ever imitate dean.

2/11/2008, 02:41 PM

VK, remember when that one guy here at work got a singing quartet sent to him? How embarrassing! :O

Sooner Born Sooner Bred

2/11/2008, 02:44 PM

My disdain for said "holiday" is well documented on this site. I plan to celebrate this year by watching Lost.

Viking Kitten

2/11/2008, 02:55 PM

VK, remember when that one guy here at work got a singing quartet sent to him? How embarrassing! :O

Heh. Save it for the "Office Inside Jokes" thread, M.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred

2/11/2008, 02:57 PM

My coworker got his wife one of those singing quartets once. She was not amused. They are divorced now.

TexasLidig8r

2/11/2008, 03:10 PM

you could never, ever imitate dean.

Pshawww... if Dean was ever forced to transfer to a large, urban area, he would after awhile, be just like me. :D