Valentine's Day In The Office

[VeeJay]

...it's always fun to watch the florists traipsing in and out of the building to the ooooohs and aaaaaaahs of the easily impressed.

My co. does a nice gesture for the ladies in the office - they always get a nice Valentine's bouquet. Supposin' we had a well, for the lack of a better term, a *ahem* bulldog lesbian, in our midst. Should the company send her the bouquet also? If not, it's sexual discrimination. But it's sexual discrimination any way, since the men aren't getting the bouquets. It's the first time I could envision that a bouquet-less militant carpet muncher and I would be on the same side of an issue.

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[TheUnnamedSooner]

I'm confused by which side you are on? :confused:

[Penguin]

If you can't give a lesbian flowers, there is no God.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Maybe you can give her carpet. I hear that's what they like to eat...

[VeeJay]

I'm confused by which side you are on? :confused:

That's a good question. But I think I know where I stand, I definitely know which side of the fence I fall on, sometimes I roll the dice, the elevator normally goes all the way to the top. My wife says I'm not playing with a full deck. So I dunno.

[olevetonahill]

Im a lesbian . Wheres My damn flowers?

[proud gonzo]

...why would a lesbian not like flowers? :confused:

[VeeJay]

I think the lipstick lesbos would be OK. I'm not sure the mullet-sporting Rosie type lesbos would, though.

Maybe a bowling bag or something.