VeeJay
2/13/2007, 08:45 PM
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice --
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He
grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast. :D
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice --
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He
grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast. :D