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Jerk
2/13/2007, 03:33 PM
Today, after years of being undecided and confused on the issue, I have now chosen to actively support global warming.

Now what do I do and who do I vote for?

Should l leave my car running as much as possible?

What can we do to get cheap and affordable gasoline again?

Will going outdoors and spraying hairspray into the air help?

What about freon? Where can I get freon?

k thanks
TheUnnamedSooner
2/13/2007, 03:35 PM
buy lots of cattle and feed them things that gives them gas
Ike
2/13/2007, 03:39 PM
Just keep voting for Jim Inhofe for everything. He's for global warming too.
reevie
2/13/2007, 05:12 PM
So what have you done to passively support global warming? Maybe you can just intensify those activities.
KC//CRIMSON
2/13/2007, 05:15 PM
Go rent "An Inconvenient Truth?"
yermom
2/13/2007, 05:19 PM
this is really going to help the value of my oceanfront property in Arizona
crawfish
2/13/2007, 05:27 PM
Go rent "An Inconvenient Truth?"

I'm going to fly around the world on my PERSONAL jetliner, logging thousands of miles, to spread the word just like Al. :D
85Sooner
2/13/2007, 07:40 PM
Go rent "An Inconvenient Truth?"


and burn it.
Jerk
2/13/2007, 08:04 PM
and burn it.

or do the opposite of everything it says to do :D lol
Rogue
2/13/2007, 08:08 PM
When it's 6,000 degrees in OK in the summer I'll remind you of this. :D
Vaevictis
2/13/2007, 08:10 PM
I'm wondering if buying shoreline on the Hudson Bay wouldn't be a good idea ;)
Scott D
2/13/2007, 08:13 PM
don't forget to turn your AC down to 30 degrees in the middle of the summer then run it with your doors and windows open.
def_lazer_fc
2/13/2007, 09:42 PM
i was confused about all this mumbo jumbo too until i read a letter to the editor in the daily oklahoman.

"I'm sick of the eco-freaks and their global warming baloney. God is in control of the weather and He may be putting us into a deep freeze to show that He, and He alone, controls the weather."

which is worse? that somebody somewhere thinks simplistically enough to think "god" controls the weather? or that the 'news' paper printed it.
Vaevictis
2/13/2007, 10:05 PM
which is worse? that somebody somewhere thinks simplistically enough to think "god" controls the weather? or that the 'news' paper printed it.

Heh, who's to say that God isn't controlling the weather? That's something that's beyond the ken of science -- and by design, too.
SoonerStud615
2/13/2007, 11:03 PM
I don't like how serious everyone is making this out to be. I saw on MSNBC today that somebody said that those who don't believe in global warming, are par with the holocaust doubters. Give me a break! Those two things are in no way comparable.
jk the sooner fan
2/13/2007, 11:12 PM
well, when millions of jews burn because of global warming, then you'll be dead wrong
Tear Down This Wall
2/14/2007, 10:10 AM
Look, the eco-nazis have been around for decades now. They won't rest until we're paying $5/$6 per gallon of gas like in Europe. Be very afraid because the energy companies are starting to league up with the better-dressed and showered eco-nazis. Once big oil and big enviro-paranoia get into bed together, get ready for a costly child to be the result.

Hear me now, believe me later.