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royalfan5
2/13/2007, 02:29 PM
This happened because I disagreed with the guys assertion that the gov't needed to mandate a wage increase cause people in West Point Nebraska only have an average wage of $8.50 an hr. I said that private intiative is much more important than gov't intervention and that the gov't doesn't owe you a living wage based on the small town you are in. This is the result:

First of all, unsubscribe me from this bull**** message board.

Second, the next time that you have the gall to tell me to add to my skill
set, or start my own business (both of which I have), you had better have
your face directly in front of mine, so that when I want to kick you in said
face, I can land my kick. You have no idea who I am, but I suggest that the
next time you make statements like those below, you do some research. By
the way, I have never looked for the government to save me, but since you
asked I am fine, but I have the good fortune not to be standing next to
you...

The point isn't that people are making an average of $8.50 in West Point (I
didn't say average, I said good pay, not average.), which I am making more
than, thanks for your concern, the point is that the people in West Point
are struggling to make enough so that they can't even think about adding to
their skill sets. They are working one, two or three jobs, so that they can
hope to feed their children. These same people, if I follow your logic,
don't deserve to have the American dream for their children. Those poor
kids, apparently deserve to be stuck here in West Point, because they can't
afford college, so they end up waiting tables, draining the rest of society,
because of bad decisions they inevitably make, or those decisions that are
made for them.

I am not talking about the government running each business, nor am I
telling them when they should let people take vacation time. I am simply
saying that the government should be protecting the individual from an
abusive body preventing them those certain unalienable rights, among which
are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

If you are unfamiliar with this concept of certain unalienable rights, among
which are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, I am sure that name redacted
(a beliver in original doctrine) can help you figure out from which piece of
liberal writing this originates.

Again, unsubscribe me from this list before I decide to never have anything
to do with Alpha Pi Epsilon, or Doane College, again.

One last question... How is it that you can **** up what was simply an
observation from someone who simply couldn't sit quietly and listen to you
all jackjaw and masturbate to your party lines until no gives a **** anymore
and just deletes the messages when they see them?

Sorry, but goodbye.
Billy Bad***(a made up name)

Fugue
2/13/2007, 02:33 PM
don't blame him, when someone disrespects my skill set i let the expletives fly.


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you knew it was comin' :D

IB4OU2
2/13/2007, 02:36 PM
:les: Corn Fight!

sanantoniosooner
2/13/2007, 02:37 PM
Good thing he wasn't trying to save a buck on a cello.

Bastage.

SicEmBaylor
2/13/2007, 02:38 PM
I gotta admit...myself and 2 other people collectively pulled a Helander on the old YCT forum when we quit over the Rick Perry endorsement. 'Twas a meltdown of epic proportions.

I love it when people (even sometimes me) go postal on the net. Quality entertainment.

Tear Down This Wall
2/13/2007, 02:43 PM
Listen, has anyone ever heard of the Great Depression? How about Okies? When there was no work left in Oklahoma, some of my dad's family left for the state for California.

Did they want to? No. But, they did it. They didn't sit around wailing about some dadgum government-giving wage boost.

By the way, my dad's dad stayed in Shamrock and tried to farm, but eventually had to move the family into Tulsa. Thus, my generation of our family is the first to not have lived or worked on a farm. And guess what? We're all doing pretty damn good, I can tell ya!

This, "the government owes me something no matter where I am or what my circumstances are" is monkeycrap. If you are in a crappy little town with no more economy - MOVE TO WHERE THE JOBS ARE!

sanantoniosooner
2/13/2007, 02:45 PM
Are you saying your family pulled a Helander?

Boarder
2/13/2007, 02:54 PM
That's nothing like Helander. Helander started the Hollis Board.

Jimminy Crimson
2/13/2007, 02:57 PM
That's nothing like Helander. Helander started the Hollis Board.

haha, very true

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Oldnslo
2/13/2007, 03:02 PM
If you are in a crappy little town with no more economy - MOVE TO WHERE THE JOBS ARE!
This reminded me of a horrid little joke:

Do you know why <insert name of minority> are all moving to Detroit?

There are no jobs there.



Thank you! Try the veal!

Osce0la
2/13/2007, 03:02 PM
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New Valentine's Hearts just in time for the "holiday"

Jerk
2/13/2007, 03:05 PM
Wow, I've never seen anyone use the Declaration of Independence as a reason for minimum wage hikes.

"life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" is now supposed to mean a guaranteed standard-of-living?

Tear Down This Wall
2/13/2007, 03:27 PM
Wow, I've never seen anyone use the Declaration of Independence as a reason for minimum wage hikes.

"life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" is now supposed to mean a guaranteed standard-of-living?

Some people get the word "pursuit" confused with "guarantee." It's what they teach in the Ivy League business and law schools trickling down to the masses.

1stTimeCaller
2/13/2007, 03:41 PM
hell, I caused one on here by changing my sponsorship status.

tbl
2/13/2007, 04:02 PM
Osceola should be getting tons of spek right now.

NormanPride
2/13/2007, 04:03 PM
It's funny, but I'm not sure I want to spek a joke that took that much determination. :D

Osce0la
2/13/2007, 04:05 PM
It's funny, but I'm not sure I want to spek a joke that took that much determination. :D
I actually made that for the fark board this morning, but since a Helander thread got started over here today (the day before Valentine's Day) I figured it'd fit in good on this thread as well :D

Harry Beanbag
2/13/2007, 05:44 PM
Osceola should be getting tons of spek right now.


So should 1TC.

bri
2/13/2007, 06:04 PM
hell, I caused one on here by changing my sponsorship status.


:rolleyes:

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SoonerInKCMO
2/13/2007, 06:28 PM
Some people get the word "pursuit" confused with "guarantee." It's what they teach in the Ivy League business and law schools trickling down to the masses.

I'm pretty sure they're teaching more about leveraged buyouts and how to make millions on stock options by sticking it to the little guy.

sanantoniosooner
2/13/2007, 06:37 PM
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how long will you be on your period?;)

BeetDigger
2/13/2007, 06:40 PM
I'm pretty sure they're teaching more about leveraged buyouts and how to make millions on stock options by sticking it to the little guy.


Pretty much.

SleestakSooner
2/13/2007, 06:47 PM
don't blame him, when someone disrespects my skill set i let the expletives fly.


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you knew it was comin' :D

Your skill set is EXACTLY what we thought it would be!
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