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KC//CRIMSON
2/12/2007, 03:45 PM
This is what happens when a Norwegian doesn't like you!

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/kultur/2004/06/19/KariBowi2.jpg

True story folks. F***! you know that hurt.

From 2004:More pictures http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1156477/posts

While performing a show Saturday at a festival in Oslo, Norway, the Thin White Duke was nearly blinded when a candy-loving fan lobbed a lollipop in the vicinity of Bowie's eyeball.

According DavidBowie.com, the rocker was not seriously hurt in the incident, which occurred halfway through "Battle for Britain," the third song of his nearly two-and-a-half hour set at the Norwegian Wood Festival.

But, with the wayward lolly projectile lodged between's Bowie left eyelid and eye, the 57-year-old was forced to momentarily halt the rain-soaked show while he was tended to by a member of his road crew.

Norweigian newspapers quoted those in attendance as saying that Bowie--annoyed at nearly having his eye poked out--groused that whoever was responsible should come forward and own up. When no one did, the "Look Back in Anger" singer--wincing in pain--promptly cursed out the candy-throwing clown out while the crowd booed.

"He grabbed the mike and called the person responsible a coward and bastard for hiding in the crowd," one eyewitness said.

Bowie said he was lucky that the lollipop landed in Bowie's bad eye, injured back in his school days in a childhood fight and which resulted in his left pupil being permanently dilated, famously giving him the appearance of having two different color eyes.

DavidBowie.com dispenses with the dramatics in its account, saying that "despite his understandable initial anger," the erstwhile Ziggy Stardust went on with the show and laughed off the incident, vowing to chastise his audience by playing an extra-long set. He also tossed a guitar pick in the crowd, asked if it hit anyone in the eye, and then cracked that he might need to hide himself.

According to Norwegian media accounts, a young woman later confessed to having tossed the confectionary, but claimed it was purely an accident when someone bumped her from behind while she was dancing and sent the stick flying out of her hand.

jacru
2/12/2007, 03:59 PM
keep an eye out for that! ;)

SoonerStormchaser
2/12/2007, 03:59 PM
WTF?

Viking Kitten
2/12/2007, 04:03 PM
DON'T **** WITH NORWEGIANS. I WILL TAKE OUT YOUR SPLEEN WITH A LOLLIPOP, MOTHER BITCHES.

SicEmBaylor
2/12/2007, 04:06 PM
My grandmother and aunt had a Norwegian exchange student one year until Christmas and then they go rid of her.

She was an avowed socialist and not "hot" Norwegian but dark, fat, and ugly Norwegian. We went 50 rounds over politics at Thanksgiving that year.

I had to drive her across town to her boyfriends house and she saw a guy on a bike and said, "oh, i'm so surprised to see a lazy American riding a bike instead of driving an SUV" so I replied, "Well, if you'd like you can jump out of this SUV and walk your *** across town to your boyfriends."

C&CDean
2/12/2007, 04:14 PM
VK will knock Sic'em out in the first round.

jacru
2/12/2007, 04:16 PM
all socialists are violent. it's how they spread their religion. kinda like islamists

KC//CRIMSON
2/12/2007, 04:23 PM
all socialists are violent. it's how they spread their religion. kinda like islamists


and they're also deadly marksmen with confectionery goods.....

OCUDad
2/12/2007, 04:40 PM
VK will knock Sic'em out in the first round.Pffft. He'd be askeered to even get in the ring with her.

Rogue
2/12/2007, 06:26 PM
KC, are you filling in for Homey?

picasso
2/13/2007, 12:44 AM
must. resist. not making Mick Jagger popping Bowie's bad. eye. joke.

olevetonahill
2/13/2007, 12:57 AM
My grandmother and aunt had a Norwegian exchange student one year until Christmas and then they go rid of her.

She was an avowed socialist and not "hot" Norwegian but dark, fat, and ugly Norwegian. We went 50 rounds over politics at Thanksgiving that year.

I had to drive her across town to her boyfriends house and she saw a guy on a bike and said, "oh, i'm so surprised to see a lazy American riding a bike instead of driving an SUV" so I replied, "Well, if you'd like you can jump out of this SUV and walk your *** across town to your boyfriends."
So how long did you beg befor you realised you wernt getin any ?