Good Morning....The Man who Saved Norway is Bjorn [Archive]

C&CDean

2/12/2007, 03:13 PM

It was funny to me. So sue me.

Um, mister, you're a mod now. You can't be acting like this in public.

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 03:34 PM

As a person of Norwegian ancestry, I find this thread and your little Bjorn joke racist.

C&CDean

2/12/2007, 03:37 PM

As a person of Norwegian ancestry, I find this thread and your little Bjorn joke racist.

Yeah, especially since it's Scandanavian History Month.

jk the sooner fan

2/12/2007, 03:39 PM

bjorn is a fat slut

just sayin....

and i laughed too...... a little ;)

OKLA21FAN

2/12/2007, 03:42 PM

bjorn is a fat slut

just sayin....

and i laughed too...... a little ;)
played the base line to much on grass courts

very bjoring

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 03:47 PM

Mt. Rushmore sculptor Gutzon Borglum? SCANDINAVIAN, BITCHES.

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 03:48 PM

Knute Rockne? YOU GUESSED IT. SCANDINAVIAN.

Win one for the Gipper-sens. Bitches.

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 03:55 PM

HALF SCANDINAVIAN!!! SUCK IT HATERS!

http://www.cojeco.cz/attach/image/max/42/3290/42329060ee25a4476acc0684d5fee21b.jpg

SoonerStormchaser

2/12/2007, 03:56 PM

Why do you hate ABBA, Roxette, Ace of Base and a-ha?

Fugue

2/12/2007, 03:56 PM

IBT:norm:

Howzit

2/12/2007, 03:57 PM

Good Morning....The Man who Saved Norway is Bjorn

Since Sven?

Howzit

2/12/2007, 03:59 PM

Good Morning....The Man who Saved Norway is Bjorn

Olie cow!

C&CDean

2/12/2007, 04:00 PM

Did you hear about the Norwegian who came home from the great war? His neighbor said "so Nojrak, what did you do when you got home from the war?" "Well, I hugged the kids, I played with the dog, I ****ed my wife....den, I took off my skis."

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 04:05 PM

Hey! Nice Google search for "Norwegian jokes," Dean.

C&CDean

2/12/2007, 04:08 PM

Hey! Nice Google search for "Norwegian jokes," Dean.

WTF? Like I'd know how to do a "Google search."

I heard that joke from a Swedish dude who was attending a training session in Boston probably 20 years ago. Seems the Swedes and Norwegians don't get along all that well...

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 04:20 PM

Well, since I'm about half of each, somebody somewhere was "getting along," if you know what I'm saying, wink wink.

C&CDean

2/12/2007, 04:28 PM

Well, since I'm about half of each, somebody somewhere was "getting along," if you know what I'm saying, wink wink.

You don't have to like each other to ****, if you know what I'm saying...

This guy lived in Sweden and was just over here taking a class. He cracked me up with his "Norvegian jokes." They were better, and MUCH dryer than our own beloved Pollock jokes. oh ****, now PG is gonna kick my ***...

royalfan5

2/12/2007, 04:34 PM

Mt. Rushmore sculptor Gutzon Borglum? SCANDINAVIAN, BITCHES.
His time living in Nebraska has more to do with his brilliance than being a Scandie.

C&CDean

2/12/2007, 04:36 PM

Oh ****. VK in the first 10 seconds.

Howzit

2/12/2007, 04:39 PM

'Cause...see..if you say it fast it sounds like "Since when?" kinda.

Frozen Sooner

2/12/2007, 04:40 PM

I love the fact that this thread has more replies than Homey's does.

IB4OU2

2/12/2007, 04:40 PM

^
Svedish meatball.

That was't meant for you Froz....it was meant for Howzie. ;)

frankensooner

2/12/2007, 04:42 PM

Man I wish this thread was locked. ;)

C&CDean

2/12/2007, 04:42 PM

I love the fact that this thread has more replies than Homey's does.

Well that's cause those of us who know that Lincoln killed more Americans than anyone on the face of the planet and don't really believe the hype we've been taught in the textbooks ain't in the mood to bicker on Lincoln's birthday. Besides, using words with a j next to an f is groovy.

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 04:42 PM

Oh ****. VK in the first 10 seconds.

I'll be the Tyson to that bugeater's McNeely. Or should I say... TySEN. HA HA. THAT'S Scandinavian humor, bitches.

BeetDigger

2/12/2007, 04:43 PM

Krumkake anyone?

Howzit

2/12/2007, 04:43 PM

And...see...if you say it fast it sounds like "Holy cow!" kinda.

royalfan5

2/12/2007, 04:44 PM

I'll be the Tyson to that bugeater's McNeely. Or should I say... TySEN. HA HA. THAT'S Scandinavian humor, bitches.
A true Scandie would have said she would have been the Ingemar Johanssen to my Floyd Patterson.

frankensooner

2/12/2007, 04:47 PM

Paging Rose Nyland.

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 04:58 PM

A true Scandie would have said she would have been the Ingemar Johanssen to my Floyd Patterson.

How about the Uma Thurman (HALF SWEDISH!) to your Lucy Liu?

royalfan5

2/12/2007, 05:25 PM

How about the Uma Thurman (HALF SWEDISH!) to your Lucy Liu?
Figures you could only come up with a half-swede.

Viking Kitten

2/12/2007, 05:33 PM

Figures you could only come up with a half-swede.

Yeah, well, her hot half is Swedish.

This is her dad. NOT SCANDINAVIAN!!

http://www.columbia.edu/cu/religion/faculty-data/robert-thurman/bio-picture.jpg

proud gonzo

2/12/2007, 05:49 PM

You don't have to like each other to ****, if you know what I'm saying...

This guy lived in Sweden and was just over here taking a class. He cracked me up with his "Norvegian jokes." They were better, and MUCH dryer than our own beloved Pollock jokes. oh ****, now PG is gonna kick my ***... A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the
priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over
and talk slower?"

SoonerStormchaser

2/12/2008, 08:19 PM

Bump for today's regular GM thread!

BigRedJed

2/12/2008, 08:22 PM

WTF? Like I'd know how to do a "Google search."

I heard that joke from a Swedish dude who was attending a training session in Boston probably 20 years ago. Seems the Swedes and Norwegians don't get along all that well...
They got along well enough to make my Grandpa. Ole Thoresen.

SoonerStormchaser

2/12/2008, 10:27 PM

Where's VK when you need her?

GottaHavePride

2/12/2008, 10:33 PM

My supa.hot bassoon friend in LA is mostly Swedish.

GottaHavePride

2/12/2008, 10:34 PM

Dang, I forgot about the s-u-p-a smiley.

supa

OCUDad

2/12/2008, 11:08 PM

Well, since I'm about half of each, somebody somewhere was "getting along," if you know what I'm saying, wink wink.Maybe that was right before the whole "Swedes/Norwegians don't get along" thing.