Unfortunate names

[OzarkSooner]

I know a family whose last name is Gay. It was their name loooooooooooong before that word was used as a euphemism for homosexual.

Just saw another name on television that is a bit unfortunate. Richard Hummer.

Any others?

:D

[Ike]

in college we had a first baseman whose last name was Gay as well.




The dude could hit the ball a country mile.

[FrenchFry]

Woody Johnson

[FrenchFry]

Ophelia Dick

[reevie]

Anita Head

[proud gonzo]

i know a lady whose FIRST name is Gay (not even spelled with an e like many)

[jacru]

Casey Dick - Arkansas QB
Timothy Allen Dick - comedian Tim Allen's real name
Peter Popoff - TV/radio evangelist 20+ yrs. ago

[OzarkSooner]

i know a lady whose FIRST name is Gay (not even spelled with an e like many)

Oh yeah, you sparked my memory. When I was in school in Ada, Oklahoma, I went to school with two twin girls named Kay and Gay.

[IronSooner]

Florida State WR De'Cody Fagg

[Vaevictis]

http://www.cs.ou.edu/~fagg/

[Ike]

i know a lady whose FIRST name is Gay (not even spelled with an e like many)

her last name wasn't Wadd was it?

[SCOUT]

Peter O'Toole
Ben Dover - radio talk show host here in Dallas
Jack Hoff - was on Letterman
Abcde - A girl my wife helped deliver. Pronounced Absedee.

[OCUDad]

In the 80s, I worked with a guy named Kit von Suck.

[Okla-homey]

Coolest guy named "Gay" I ever met was George Gay. He was a naval aviator aboard USS Yorktown at Midway. His entire squadron of torpedo bombers (VT-8) got blasted out of the sky while attacking the Japanese fleet and he was the lone survivor. He ended up watching the entire battle unfold floating in his Mae West. Eventually picked up after it was all over.


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[SCOUT]

Coolest guy named "Gay" I ever met was George Gay. He was a naval aviator aboard USS Yorktown at Midway. His entire squadron of torpedo bombers (VT-8) got blasted out of the sky while attacking the Japanese fleet and he was the lone survivor. He ended up watching the entire battle unfold floating in his Mae West. Eventually picked up after it was all over.


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I can't help but think that the same story would be re-told differently today.

'Torpedo bombers today were cut down while flying against the always staunch Japanese defenses. The inexperienced pilots were caught off guard when the dedicated Japanese forces struck out.

There was one survivor.'

[VeeJay]

My sister's best friend's name was Gay.

After a few snorts one night in a place called Zoli's, I kissed her on the lips.

Gay, not muh sister.

[Skysooner]

I dated a girl in high school named Karena G. Head. Of course the way that her high school "friends" did it was to make the G mean the obvious.

I also knew a woman named Happy that married Jim Guys.

[tbl]

Does it get any worse than Dick Trickle?

When I worked in the Hotel industry, I ran across a Fag and a Fuks.

[Okla-homey]

I can't help but think that the same story would be re-told differently today.

'Torpedo bombers today were cut down while flying against the always staunch Japanese defenses. The inexperienced pilots were caught off guard when the dedicated Japanese forces struck out.

There was one survivor.'

heh.

The thing was, they were flying these dogsh1t Douglas TBD Devastator's. The type was ordered in 1934, first flying in 1935 and entering service in 1937. In '37 it was the most advanced plane flying for the USN and possibly for any navy in the world. However, the fast pace of aircraft development caught up with it, and by the time of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor the TBD was already outdated. Its top end was barely 200mph and they were meat for the zippy Zeroes.

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It is generally believed that the Japanese fighters which were drawn off their "cap" mission to destroy VT-8 made it possible for the dive bombers to sneak in and pound the crap out of the Japanese carriers. Thus, VT-8's loss wasn't in vain.

[proud gonzo]

Fook

[Okla-homey]

Fook Woo? or Fook Mi?

[jacru]

Amanda Love - Gay men pursued her. They were looking for "A-man-to-love". ;)

[OzarkSooner]

Ah yes, I almost forgot the unfortunate soul from long ago that I knew named Harold Butts.

Just imagine the prank late-night phone calls this guy got.

[hurricane'bone]

Fook


I think you mean Fuchs

[SoonerTerry]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/SimTechMan/drew_peacock.jpg

[BoogercountySooner]

I work with a guy last name Fuch's!

[DoubleDown]

I grew up with a guy named Huy Phuc Ngyuen (pronounced "We F**k When").

The highlight of my years knowing him was when he walked across the stage at graduation and they were forced to say his name in front of thousands of people.

[jk the sooner fan]

i used to get my hair cut by a korean gal outside fort hood who's name was mi suk

my ex father in law's name is dick......his two sons are tom and harry

i swear i'm not making that up

[AlbqSooner]

Guy I grew up with was named Richard Head. Another family in the neighborhood had the last name Horlick. We tortured then mercilessly. Ran around later with a guy named Dudley Gay.

[crawfish]

Went to HS with a girl named "Raisda Wong".

[Okla-homey]

My old man's "best man" was named Donald Duck. No foolin'

[Petro-Sooner]

Went to grade school with a guy that was named Bucky Sidebottom.

[VeeJay]

I had a neighbor at my townhouse 10 years ago with the last name Fuchs. She was hot. I never fuchs'd her, though.

[william_brasky]

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No disrepect, but it looks like George is giving the Nursey a little show there behind the newspaper. :D

[OhU1]

Some names I've come across: John Oral Love

Bigwhip Princess

Kocaine Mothershed

Marcus Einstein Washington

Joe Handboy

[MamaMia]

There was a guy a couple of years ahead of me in school who's name was Kenny Pigg. It sounds like Guinea Pig when you say it.

[OzarkSooner]

Some names I've come across: John Oral Love

Bigwhip Princess

Kocaine Mothershed

Marcus Einstein Washington

Joe Handboy

Supposedly, Kocaine had a sister named Marijuana. Fo' real.

[NormanPride]

Comp Sci teacher in HS: Eaton Caulk. Middle name? Harry.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Dick Armey!


Thread over!

[BeetDigger]

In Bothell Washington there is the Ball family. On their mailbox they proudly proclaim to be "The Balls of Bothell".

[LoyalFan]

Well, it ain't a sexually suggestive name, but back in Third Grade, in the Panama Canal Zone (AKA Paradise Lost. Die slowly and in unimaginable agony, Jimmah Cahtah, you sorry, deranged, peanut-farming POS!...but I digress.), my teacher was a Miss Winderweedle. The comedic aspect was enhanced, sad to say, by the fact that she looked and sounded EXACTLY as a woman named Winder...Mwaaaaahahahahahaha...'scuse me...weedle oughta look. A babe she wasn't.
First name? Clydene!!! I was afraid to inquire as to her middle monicker.

Factoid: Some of the women who hired on to teach in US overseas schools did so in hopes of snagging a hubby, preferably in the form of an Army,AF, USN, USMC, or USCG officer. Some actually succeeded.
There was at least one female elementary schoolmarm in (unnamed Asian post) who had a slightly different agenda. Given her looks (9.3) and talent (10, 'twas rumored.) as well as her sheer nerve, she salted away a wad of bux by becoming a high-class courtesan, serving the needs of the higher-ranking officers and certain wealthy Asian types. For an Asian male to so much as see a toothsome round-eye babe in the buff, especially a blonde one, has been known to trigger spontaneous, errrrr, well, you know.
She plied her second job without diminishing her performance as a teacher, 'tis said. When her contract was up, she packed the jewelry, loose change, and other goodies she'd amassed and went Stateside.
I, as a lowly junior officer, could only gaze, glassy-eyed with lust and longing, on this goddess, ere I repaired to my BOQ for yet another cold shower.
This latest digression stops...HERE.

LF

[John Kochtoston]

Anita Head

Once knew a girl named Anita Dick. Swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[jacru]

Jack Inhofe - Carving artist Skagway, AK.