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Okla-homey
2/9/2007, 07:40 AM
She's in the running to be the person in her sorority next year in charge of t-shirt design. She actually wants the job.

WTF?

Why do Greek orgs make t-shirts for everything they do anyway?
VeeJay
2/9/2007, 08:08 AM
No biggie.

I thought you wuz gonna say that she's grieving the death of you-know-who.

That would be an issue for concern.
Okla-homey
2/9/2007, 08:49 AM
I don't think ANS was in a sorority. Unless they formed Beta Alpha (H)Omega at the strip club. Get it? BA(h)O. I crack myself up sometimes.:D
batonrougesooner
2/9/2007, 10:17 AM
Why do Greek orgs make t-shirts for everything they do anyway?


$$$$
Hamhock
2/9/2007, 10:19 AM
this thread is worthless without pics
bri
2/9/2007, 10:26 AM
How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to make a t-shirt about it. :D
OUTromBoNado
2/9/2007, 10:28 AM
How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to make a t-shirt about it. :D

It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true.
royalfan5
2/9/2007, 10:46 AM
T-shirt jogs your memory after you get black-out drunk. It totally serves a purpose.
Hamhock
2/9/2007, 11:20 AM
It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true.


you guys must have missed the thread where Homey said his hot, blonde, sorority daughter digs T-shirts.
NormanPride
2/9/2007, 11:30 AM
you guys must have missed the thread where Homey said his hot, blonde, sorority daughter digs T-shirts.

You must have missed the part where Homey's ex-Air Force and could kill me in my sleep.
Hamhock
2/9/2007, 11:33 AM
You must have missed the part where Homey's ex-Air Force and could kill me in my sleep.

yea, but his daughter would make a t-shirt about it and you could be buried in it. ;)
SoonerStormchaser
2/9/2007, 11:50 AM
this thread is worthless without pics

I don't think he can read that...so I'll reiterate:

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!
Jimminy Crimson
2/9/2007, 01:02 PM
Because sorority girls need something to wear when they do the walk of shame in the morning! :D
setem
2/9/2007, 01:04 PM
SEND NUDES!
TexasLidig8r
2/9/2007, 01:09 PM
She's in the running to be the person in her sorority next year in charge of t-shirt design. She actually wants the job.

WTF?

Why do Greek orgs make t-shirts for everything they do anyway?

When she gets the gig.. I know a little promotional company here in Dallas who can help her design, print and mass produce the t-shirts...

ah. t-shirts.. the formal apparel of youth.
SoonerStormchaser
2/9/2007, 01:41 PM
Are you gonna make a t-shirt of your famous tie, Lid?
TexasLidig8r
2/9/2007, 01:49 PM
Are you gonna make a t-shirt of your famous tie, Lid?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_BLZT/7056~Tuxedo-Posters.jpg

:D
Okla-homey
2/9/2007, 01:49 PM
I don't think he can read that...so I'll reiterate:

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!

There are certain trusted people who have access to her Facebook page (thru mine) where there are pictures of her...however, until you get your TS-SCI, you ain't getting access.;)
SleestakSooner
2/9/2007, 01:50 PM
http://www.hardedgedesign.com/ Keep the cash in Norman! This company rocks and I am pretty sure the Greeks already know about it.

Tuck Fexas!
Okla-homey
2/9/2007, 01:50 PM
When she gets the gig.. I know a little promotional company here in Dallas who can help her design, print and mass produce the t-shirts...

ah. t-shirts.. the formal apparel of youth.

I may just take you up on it.
SoonerStormchaser
2/9/2007, 01:54 PM
TS-SCI?
NormanPride
2/9/2007, 02:02 PM
Military term for "castration".
SoonerStormchaser
2/9/2007, 02:05 PM
aaaah...

I'm new at this military thing, can you tell?
NormanPride
2/9/2007, 02:07 PM
;)
tommieharris91
2/9/2007, 02:33 PM
Which house?
bri
2/9/2007, 02:36 PM
There are certain trusted people who have access to her Facebook page (thru mine) where there are pictures of her...however, until you get your TS-SCI, you ain't getting access.;)

Wait, I'm trusted? No one said anything about me having to be trusted! :D
OUTromBoNado
2/9/2007, 02:55 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_BLZT/7056~Tuxedo-Posters.jpg

:D

"I like to picture Jesus wearin' a tuxedo t-shirt. 'Cause it says, like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too."
Taxman71
2/9/2007, 03:17 PM
ah. t-shirts.. the formal apparel of aggies.

Fixed.
Okla-homey
2/9/2007, 08:43 PM
aaaah...

I'm new at this military thing, can you tell?

Flippin' butterbars. I bet you still get wood when you get saluted.
Scott D
2/9/2007, 08:48 PM
what amuses me with this thread is that it's not like homey has some brunette daughter locked in a dungeon or anything ;)
KC//CRIMSON
2/9/2007, 08:51 PM
What is a sorority girl's favorite sexual position?


Facing Bloomingdale's.
Scott D
2/9/2007, 08:55 PM
I think it's facing Abercrombie and Fitch these days ;)
soonerthanu
2/9/2007, 08:58 PM
I do have a current TS-SCI.

And the need to know
Okla-homey
2/9/2007, 08:59 PM
I think it's facing Abercrombie and Fitch these days ;)

I wish. Since we moved to Tulsa, she's discovered these local boutique joints who get 150 bucks for a flippin' pair of jeans.:eek:

I pity the foolio she marries. That bastage better have some serious coin. And if he ever hurts her, I will make it my personal obsession to ruin his life.:D
bri
2/9/2007, 09:05 PM
Well, if you and the missus would hurry up and perish in that fiery car crash like we talked about, we'd - I mean, she'd be set. ;)
SicEmBaylor
2/9/2007, 09:29 PM
There are certain trusted people who have access to her Facebook page (thru mine) where there are pictures of her...however, until you get your TS-SCI, you ain't getting access.;)

Homey, you have a facebook? You ought to add me.

Is this the daughter you gave a hard time because she uses a fresh towel each time she takes a shower?
Jimminy Crimson
2/9/2007, 09:51 PM
Homey, you have a facebook? You ought to add me.

Is this the daughter you gave a hard time because she uses a fresh towel each time she takes a shower?

...and stores gasoline in milk jugs on her apartment balcony. Yes.
SicEmBaylor
2/9/2007, 09:51 PM
...and stores gasoline in milk jugs on her apartment balcony. Yes.

Why the hell would she do that?
Jimminy Crimson
2/9/2007, 09:54 PM
Why the hell would she do that?

Post Katrina madness, I think.
soonerboomer93
2/9/2007, 09:54 PM
I wish. Since we moved to Tulsa, she's discovered these local boutique joints who get 150 bucks for a flippin' pair of jeans.:eek:

I pity the foolio she marries. That bastage better have some serious coin. And if he ever hurts her, I will make it my personal obsession to ruin his life.:D


digits please


:D