FoxNews reports Anna Nicole Smith found unresponsive in hotel room; taken to hospital

[SoonerStormchaser]

I hate to ask the obvious. But how does this qualify as news?

She's a freaking ho!

[Pricetag]

Nice going there, Mom.

[Widescreen]

She's pretty unresponsive even when conscious. Just sayin.

[crawfish]

Did they try waving a pork chop in her face?

[landrun]

You guys are so calloused and cold! :D

[Osce0la]

New reports on the radio saying she has died...

[yermom]

unconscious and unresponsive doesn't sound good...

TrimSpa can't be too happy right about now :eek:

[Osce0la]

This article (http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/08/people_hot_water/main2449770.shtml) says they put an "intubation" tube in her throat. OUDoc, what is an intubation tube?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Fox is saying it's not good...

Oh well...rest in peace.

[Widescreen]

Hope she's OK.

[Widescreen]

This article (http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/08/people_hot_water/main2449770.shtml) says they put an "intubation" tube in her throat. OUDoc, what is an intubation tube?
It's one of those tubes you always see on TV that they run down your throat to your lungs to help you breathe. Most often seen when someone's unconscious or in a coma.

[batonrougesooner]

"Pumping on her chest" and "intubation tubes" are not good.

Cardiac arrest.

If this is true she has most likely died.

[SoonerStormchaser]

She's dead...

[landrun]

Wow... sad indeed. :(

[Boomer.....]

Wow, sad.

[Boomer.....]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

[soonerloyal]

She has a months-old little baby girl...God bless that baby. I hope her Daddy can take care of her now.

I'm not a celebrity-liker, but I don't relish them dying.

Gosh. First her teenage son, now her. Gosh.

I dunno, if I was Law Enforcement, I'd start looking at the family of her Texas billionaire husband...it wouldn't be the first time shady dealings had happened to protect millions. :eek:

[Osce0la]

Aren't they called incubation tubes?

[SoonerStormchaser]

What's the over/under for the autopsy to come back "DRUG OVERDOSE?"

[Osce0la]

She has a months-old little baby girl...God bless that baby. I hope her Daddy can take care of her now.

I'm not a celebrity-liker, but I don't relish them dying.

Gosh. First her teenage son, now her. Gosh.
Did they ever determine that it was Howard Stern's (her attorney's) child? If so I would think she'd be well taken care of...Regardless, I hate that the child has to grow up without her mother...

[Osce0la]

What's the over/under for the autopsy to come back "DRUG OVERDOSE?"
That was my initial thought as well.

also, I guess intubation is right...nevermind.

[SicEmBaylor]

Her lawyer confirmed she died. Why is that whenever someone important suddenly dies their lawyer is always there and/or makes the announcement? This was less than 2 hours ago, I mean is that everyone's first thought when you go into cardiac arrest, "let's call the attorney!"

[SoonerStormchaser]

I'd bet spek points it was a combo of TrimSpa and Methodone that did her in.

[Osce0la]

Well, got my answer on the father question:


Smith also was order by a judge to have baby daughter undergo paternity testing. The test is being sought by Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead, who claims he is the father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. She was born Sept. 7 in the Bahamas.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'd bet spek points it was a combo of TrimSpa and Methodone that did her in.

Chased with booze.

[85Sooner]

Just reported. NM RIP

Sorry, didn't see other post

[sooneron]

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/16654459.htm

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm gonna guess an "accidental" overdose

sad story, the girl was a mess but she's been thru alot the last year...

[fadada1]

deed.

bummer. she live like a rock star. me thinks trim-spa might have had an influence (aphedra).

[olevetonahill]

She was a POS skank Ho . The Kid she just dropped will be better off. At least she will have a shot of growing up to be a decent person

[SoonerStormchaser]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88982


thread merger in 3...2...1...

[SoonerStormchaser]

^^ what he said ^^

[Tear Down This Wall]

Sad. One of my Literature professors in college once said, "The world does terrible things to beautiful women." I think he was right.

Follow me...

Some gals don't feel like they have anything but their bods to get them ahead. Scumbag men play up that angle until the gal is perpetually in that mode. It's never more true than for the empty-headed beauties of Hollywood.

I used to drive through Mexia on the way to my ex-wife's grandparents' house in Groesbeck. We always talked about how Anna had worked at that Dairy Queen. Without all the Hollywood trappings, she was just a poor girl from a really small place in Texas.

Rest in peace, Anna.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Very sad.

[SleestakSooner]

I know this may be a sick thought but the more I hear about this twisted woman and the mysterious suicide/death of her teenage son joined with the fact that she does not want a paternity test done... well just saying something is fishy in an Arkansas mudcat kinda way.

[SoonerStormchaser]

It is very sad...may she rest in peace.

But seriously, raise your hand if you didn't see this train wreck coming.

[Beef]

I don't get any joy out of a broad with huge cans that used to be hot dying. She was smokin' in her prime.

[Hatfield]

TrimSpa has their fingers crossed....

[colleyvillesooner]

I feel for the baby...

[jk the sooner fan]

Her lawyer confirmed she died. Why is that whenever someone important suddenly dies their lawyer is always there and/or makes the announcement? This was less than 2 hours ago, I mean is that everyone's first thought when you go into cardiac arrest, "let's call the attorney!"

you do realize she was married to her attorney dont you?

[crawfish]

I am sorry she died. I'm sure she's been in a lot of pain and anguish since her son died.

And I apologize for the pork chop comment. I should delete it, but I'll let it stay to remind me to think before I post. :O

[SoonerStormchaser]

Well, you are a shameless panderer...so it should stay.

[Tear Down This Wall]

I feel as though Anna could have been saved by any of us decades ago. Imagine if one of us had walked into that little Mexia Dairy Queen and swept her off feet. Before she moved to Houston to strip for a living. Before she married a 90 year old billionaire. Before Playboy and Hollywood turned her into yet another plastic-surgery addicted, pill-popping screw up.

Yes, in little town Dairy Queens across America, a new generation of Annas stand behind the counter waiting for Prince Charming to come and take her away from her trailer park hell of a life.

SicEm, that's your answer! Cruise the Dairy Queens within a 70 mile radius of Waco! Surely, within those familiar confines of DQ, with the scent of Hungrbusters wafting through the air, you can find love - and, a potentially smoking hot love...with a child already in tow.

[Xstnlsooner]

Tragic! Very tragic, no matter who she was and what she did...

[StoopTroup]

She looked so stoned every time I saw her in an interview.

You could almost see this coming IMO....

[sanantoniosooner]

Can you get STDs from a cadaver?

[StoopTroup]

The guy seeking the paternatity test said he hoped she didn't get the billionairres money....

I guess he hit that one on the nail.

[FaninAma]

Sad. One of my Literature professors in college once said, "The world does terrible things to beautiful women." I think he was right.

Follow me...

Some gals don't feel like they have anything but their bods to get them ahead. Scumbag men play up that angle until the gal is perpetually in that mode. It's never more true than for the empty-headed beauties of Hollywood.

I used to drive through Mexia on the way to my ex-wife's grandparents' house in Groesbeck. We always talked about how Anna had worked at that Dairy Queen. Without all the Hollywood trappings, she was just a poor girl from a really small place in Texas.

Rest in peace, Anna.

Wrong. What causes people(gals and guys) to end up like this is a lack of appropriate parenting. Teaching kids some priorities and helping them achieve a high level of self-esteem that is not tied to superficial values(like looks and possesions) or that is dependent on what others think of you is the important thing you can do for your kids.

Looks fade. Money gets spent. It sounds tired and trite but you've got to be happy in your own skin and you've got to be happy with what looks, talents, family and friends God gave you.

I understand that other factors such as depression and other mental disorders can be a big barrier to being happy. But let's not lay this at the door step of society. Societal values and mores are only important to the extent that you make them a high priority to your own personal happiness.

[StoopTroup]

I'd guess yes...you sicko. ;)

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Chased with booze.

Saw her on CNN last night on an interview I think with Nancy Grace...Yeah. it was late and I can't sleep in the hotel room...Anyway, she was with her lawyer or something, but she was slurring her words like she was drunk and her face muscles barely moved. I was thinking she was either hopped up on drugs or doing the Paula Abdul drinky thing...

[FaninAma]

I feel as though Anna could have been saved by any of us decades ago. Imagine if one of us had walked into that little Mexia Dairy Queen and swept her off feet. Before she moved to Houston to strip for a living. Before she married a 90 year old billionaire. Before Playboy and Hollywood turned her into yet another plastic-surgery addicted, pill-popping screw up.

Yes, in little town Dairy Queens across America, a new generation of Annas stand behind the counter waiting for Prince Charming to come and take her away from her trailer park hell of a life.

SicEm, that's your answer! Cruise the Dairy Queens within a 70 mile radius of Waco! Surely, within those familiar confines of DQ, with the scent of Hungrbusters wafting through the air, you can find love - and, a potentially smoking hot love...with a child already in tow.

Dream on. Most life-long neurosis are on their way to being fully developed by the time you are 16 years old.

All the love and support in the world cannot make up for a childhood that was lacking in good parenting that enables a child to have a strong emotional foundation.

I have a sad feeling that the cards were stacked against this individual since her childhood. The odds were not good that she would ever be happy.

[opksooner]

Here's the scenerio:

She was standing in front of the bathroom sink admiring her eponymous self.

She takes off her bra.

The weight of her bewbs, suddenly relieved of the constraint of the bra/harness, causes her head to fall forward and she BONKS her head on the sink.

Concussion.

Dead.

I've seen lots of these girls with big bewbs and scars on their foreheads.

Proof enough for me!

[VeeJay]

I left work a little early today. Heard it on the radio on the way home. We live about 4 miles from the Hard Rock Casino. The gawker in me led me to go by and check out the spectacle.

Nuttin.' People were going by like nothing happened. No CNN trucks, no Geraldo, no nothing.

Very disappointed.

[KaiserSooner]

She looked so stoned every time I saw her in an interview.


Yeah, she always acted like that, even on her reality tv show a few years back when Bobby Trendy was raising hell for her. ;)

[Jerk]

bummer.

Rest in Peace

[n8v_ndn]

So, do old playboy issues appreciate like baseball cards???

[Dio]

I feel as though Anna could have been saved by any of us decades ago. Imagine if one of us had walked into that little Mexia Dairy Queen and swept her off feet. Before she moved to Houston to strip for a living. Before she married a 90 year old billionaire. Before Playboy and Hollywood turned her into yet another plastic-surgery addicted, pill-popping screw up.

Yes, in little town Dairy Queens across America, a new generation of Annas stand behind the counter waiting for Prince Charming to come and take her away from her trailer park hell of a life.

SicEm, that's your answer! Cruise the Dairy Queens within a 70 mile radius of Waco! Surely, within those familiar confines of DQ, with the scent of Hungrbusters wafting through the air, you can find love - and, a potentially smoking hot love...with a child already in tow.

See, there's just one problem- you try to go all Officer And A Gentleman with a chick like that, and they wind up going all Sic'Em on you.

[12]

R.I.P., Anna.

We hardly knew ye'.

[SicEmBaylor]

SicEm, that's your answer! Cruise the Dairy Queens within a 70 mile radius of Waco! Surely, within those familiar confines of DQ, with the scent of Hungrbusters wafting through the air, you can find love - and, a potentially smoking hot love...with a child already in tow.

Yeah...you see...I'm a Baylor boy. I do have certain criteria for the women with whom I potentially procreate. DQ chicks will simply not do.

[Scott D]

Yeah...you see...I'm a Baylor boy. I do have certain criteria for the women with whom I potentially procreate. classy english speaking females will simply not do.

*sigh*

[bri]

Yeah...you see...I'm a Baylor boy. I do have certain criteria for the women with whom I potentially procreate. DQ chicks will simply not do.

Dude, why the **** are you still talking?

At this point, you'll take whatever you can get and like it.

[Sooner_Bob]

Dude, why the **** are you still talking?

At this point, you'll take whatever you can get and like it.


Heh

[MamaMia]

I think its sad that she died. I was hoping that she would pull herself together for that baby, and for herself. I wanted a happy ending.

[GrapevineSooner]

Good thoughts for what's left of her family.

She certainly had been through a lot lately.

[picasso]

so who's going to get all that money she got for rubbing Grandpa's phlacid willy?


oh and it's a sad story.

[Okla-homey]

Her lawyer confirmed she died. Why is that whenever someone important suddenly dies their lawyer is always there and/or makes the announcement? This was less than 2 hours ago, I mean is that everyone's first thought when you go into cardiac arrest, "let's call the attorney!"

Dood,
When someone who recently won a $343M judgment in Federal court gets taken to the hospital in critical condition, you can bet your narry baylor buttocks there will be lawyers hovering nearby.

[Okla-homey]

so who's going to get all that money she got for rubbing Grandpa's phlacid willy?


oh and it's a sad story.

Her heirs and her estate and whomever has claims against it...including of course the lawyers who handle the probate.:D THAT would be a sweet gig indeed.

[Soonerus]

Hail to the lawyers....

[Okla-homey]

I wonder if that Houston tittay bar she worked is on the National Register of Historic Places yet? It oughtta be. I bet no one in the world will ever again go from pole to $343M in less than ten years. It is an unprecedented, historic and uniquely American success story indeed.

[Octavian]

I wonder if that Houston tittay bar she worked is on the National Register of Historic Places yet? It oughtta be. I bet no one in the world will ever again go from pole to $343M in less than ten years. It is an unprecedented, historic and uniquely American success story indeed.


yep.


Her's is an amazing story....throw in an early, tragic death and now she'll be an American legend.


It's really sad but she always gave off that "Michael Jackson - this is my last month of life" feel whenever she was interviewed. Always seemed like she was hanging on the edge.


In the TGOWWDNS trip, we stayed at that Hard Rock. It's a relatively new place...pretty nice. The only good thing about all this is that at least she passed in a place that was better than a cold ditch or a parking lot like some other tragic cases....that, and hopefully she's better off now.

[BigRedJed]

C'mon people. She was a human being. Yeah, she was f'd up, but do any of us really know her story? I don't think I'm in a position to pass judgement on her. It's sad.

RIP.

[picasso]

it IS sad. it's terrible.

but she DID more or less pat G'pa on the back of the head and rub up against him so's he could harken back to the glory days when everything worked.

and it's a legit question to ask who get's all that moolah she stroked him for.

[jk the sooner fan]

twist of fate, now her estate will be in court much the way she was in court for her old husband

[IB4OU2]

RIP Anna...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/ROCKET_PRCD79352.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:ROCKET_PRCD79352.jpg)

[Boomer.....]

I heard on Larry King that Howard Stern (her attorney/boyfriend/husband) was caught flushing drugs down the toilet and is going to get charged. Supposedly it was methadone, the same thing that her son died from.

[setem]

I am sure her death has made a lot men...sad in the pants!

She will be missed!

[fadada1]

I heard on Larry King that Howard Stern (her attorney/boyfriend/husband) was caught flushing drugs down the toilet and is going to get charged. Supposedly it was methadone, the same thing that her son died from.
oops

[SoonerStormchaser]

Over/under that "hubby" had a hand in both hers and son's deaths?

[Boomer.....]

Someone reported that he was the one supplying them with the drugs.

[Hamhock]

I heard on Larry King that Howard Stern (her attorney/boyfriend/husband) was caught flushing drugs down the toilet and is going to get charged. Supposedly it was methadone, the same thing that her son died from.


Those were twinkies!!! :twinkies:


(i was originally going to say ho-hos, or ding-dongs, but obviously neither of those are good choices at the present)

[SoonerStormchaser]

You can add another ring to this circus.

Get this, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband says he thinks he's the baby's father.


I would like to issue a statement right now:

The only woman I've ever had secks with is Mrs. SoonerStormchaser. Therefore, I AM NOT THE BABY'S FATHER!

[soonervegas]

So, do old playboy issues appreciate like baseball cards???

not when the pages are stuck together.....

[Paris of Troy]

You can add another ring to this circus.

Get this, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband says he thinks he's the baby's father.


I would like to issue a statement right now:

The only woman I've ever had secks with is Mrs. SoonerStormchaser. Therefore, I AM NOT THE BABY'S FATHER!

Here's more...

http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/arts/story.html?id=1addb208-a312-41d5-9720-f26bb2e18eea&k=27595

AP
Published: Friday, February 09, 2007

The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her daughter's father, he told The Associated Press on Friday.

The claim, by Prince Frederick von Anhalt, comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former boyfriend Larry Birkhead is

Ok, if you slept with Anna Nicole too, raise your hand...

[Tear Down This Wall]

Dude, why the **** are you still talking?

At this point, you'll take whatever you can get and like it.

Look, SicEm,
It's not often that bri and I agree about something. Take our advice. Cruise the DQs from Corsicana east to Granbury west...and such.

P.S. - Bring me back a Hungrbuster and a Dilly Bar!

[Okla-homey]

Look, SicEm,
It's not often that bri and I agree about something. Take our advice. Cruise the DQs from Corsicana east to Granbury west...and such.

P.S. - Bring me back a Hungrbuster and a Dilly Bar!

Dayum! I hadn't thought about a Dilly Bar in 20 years. Now, I must begin my quest for one.

Back in the day, they also used to feature a DQ "Belt-Buster" hamburger that lived up to the name

BTW, any of you folks remember "Tastee Freez?" Now that was some fine drive-in eatin'

[soonerboomer93]

Dude, why the **** are you still talking?

At this point, you'll take whatever you can get and like it.

dude, wtf are you thinking

at this time we want him to have incredibly high standards to keep himself from procreating


if it wasn't for a ymssr... i woulda negged you for that ****

[VeeJay]

not when the pages are stuck together.....

Well, this could be Post of the Week.

If for no other reason we've gone from the tragedy of a pop culture superstar to running a batch on the pages of Playboy.

[SoonerGirl06]

I really don't get what everyone found so great with ANS. From what I saw of her she did nothing remotely spectacular. Made mostly a spectacle of herself and ruined her sons life and potentially her daughters. Not to mention you've got 3 men claiming to be the father of her daughter... I find it sad and disturbing that she is now being idolized.

[Mongo]

I really don't get what everyone found so great with ANS. From what I saw of her she did nothing remotely spectacular. Made mostly a spectacle of herself and ruined her sons life and potentially her daughters. Not to mention you've got 3 men claiming to be the father of her daughter... I find it sad and disturbing that she is now being idolized.

She was idolized early in her career. She was a decent "looker" when she was a model and a playmate.

She then ruined her rep by marrying Howard J. Limpschlong. This is when 'Merica turned the idolization into "WTF is going on with her".

From then on, it was a sick affair between her and America, basically seenig what she would do next.

God bless her children.

[jk the sooner fan]

she was really nothing more than "good looking train wreck tv"

i dont see that she's idolized so much.....she's a celebrity for whatever reason and when celebs die, they get attention.....especially when they go at such a young age unexpectedly

[SoonerGirl06]

She was idolized early in her career. She was a decent "looker" when she was a model and a playmate.

She then ruined her rep by marrying Howard J. Limpschlong. This is when 'Merica turned the idolization into "WTF is going on with her".

From then on, it was a sick affair between her and America, basically seenig what she would do next.

God bless her children.


I've never seen her Playboy stuff... don't care to either... so don't go there. ;)

I can never imagine lowering my standards enough to marrying a man 60 years older than me just for his money... pathetic and gross.

Hopefully the real father of the little girl will be found and he will love her more than the world and take care of her the way a child should be taken care of. I think this is the real tragedy of this whole thing. I do hope God blesses her each and every day.

[SoonerGirl06]

she was really nothing more than "good looking train wreck tv"

i dont see that she's idolized so much.....she's a celebrity for whatever reason and when celebs die, they get attention.....especially when they go at such a young age unexpectedly


When I found out she died, I wasn't surprised. I don't think the rest of the world was either. With her lifestyle... she wasn't bound to live for long.

[Ike]

Dayum! I hadn't thought about a Dilly Bar in 20 years. Now, I must begin my quest for one.

Back in the day, they also used to feature a DQ "Belt-Buster" hamburger that lived up to the name

BTW, any of you folks remember "Tastee Freez?" Now that was some fine drive-in eatin'
There's still a couplea tastee freezes up here.

mmmmmmmm

[Ike]

too add more to the media circus surrounding this:

per CNN


Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband: I could be Smith baby's father
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.

The claim by Prince Frederic von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn.

The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

A message seeking comment from Smith's attorney, Ron Rale, was not immediately returned Friday.

Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.

Gabor, a one-time sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002.

Von Anhalt's royal credentials have been the cause of speculation over the years.

According to stories in the British press, he was born Robert Lichtenberg, the son of a German policeman, and bought his title after being adopted as an adult by a bankrupt daughter-in-law of the last kaiser.

Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.

"She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess."

He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York.

For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.

But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith.

Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.

He said he never admitted the affair to his wife, but that he's sure she knows. She would sometimes answer the phone when Smith called him, von Anhalt said.

"She was a very sexy woman," von Anhalt said of Smith. "To have an affair with her is the top, you know."

Publicist Edward Lozzi, who said he handled publicity for Gabor when she was convicted of slapping a Beverly Hills police officer during a 1989 traffic stop, said he doubted von Anhalt's claim, calling him a "chronic fabricator."

"There are some people who are married to famous people and take advantage of it," said Lozzi, who said he dated Smith three times and spoke with her within the last year.

Both von Anhalt and John Blanchette, Gabor's longtime publicist, said Lozzi was a hanger-on and never the family's official publicist.

"He's the one taking advantage of it," von Anhalt said.

Ronald Jason Palmieri, an attorney who has represented Gabor and von Anhalt for 15 years, was also skeptical about the paternity claim.

"I have to believe my client, but it's still surreal," he told the Los Angeles Times.

"I would find it completely implausible that he is the father of that child, to put it lightly."

[Tear Down This Wall]

If any of you single men had ounce one of brain in your heads, you'd be wooing 06. She's sharp...and testy. Sic 'Em, what's the hold up? Have you asked out 06 yet, or have you taken the advice and me and bri and hit the DQs of Central Texas yet?

[Tear Down This Wall]

Ike,
If I didn't have some shred of integrity, I'd print up t-shirts that read "I could be Anna Nicole's baby daddy." Surely, someone will take this next step in our over-marketed country. It just makes too much sense.

[SoonerStormchaser]

She WAS kinda funny in Naked Gun 33 1/3

[Ike]

Ike,
If I didn't have some shred of integrity, I'd print up t-shirts that read "I could be Anna Nicole's baby daddy." Surely, someone will take this next step in our over-marketed country. It just makes too much sense.


http://www.cafepress.com/bobmccarty/2518085

[Scott D]

Ike,
If I didn't have some shred of integrity, I'd print up t-shirts that read "I could be Anna Nicole's baby daddy." Surely, someone will take this next step in our over-marketed country. It just makes too much sense.

even that wouldn't be as low as these lowlifes.


Fox News reported that a video of paramedics attempting to resuscitate her corpse sold for $500,000. A class-action suit against her and the diet-pill company she represented, plus a paternity suit tied to her latest child, also promise to keep her name in the headlines, and her face in the tabloids.

[Tear Down This Wall]

http://www.cafepress.com/bobmccarty/2518085

Beauty :D

[jk the sooner fan]

there's now talk that she possibly froze the sperm of her late husband, mr marshal, and could have impregnated herself that way

if so, then she's a genius because all that disputed wealth becomes hers

or would have......cept now she's dead

[Viking Kitten]

there's now talk that she possibly froze the sperm of her late husband, mr marshal, and could have impregnated herself that way



The only appropriate response for that is, "Ewww."

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah, there's alot of "ewww" factor going on with her