Cotton Hill Was In My Office Building

[Mjcpr]

Except he was black. Other than that, he was Cotton Hill. He came out of the bathroom while I was washing my hands. Even had the shoes on his knee stubs. And he was nasty because he didn't wash his hands after he went to the bathroom and you just know he had his hands all over the toilet to crawl up on it.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I have very strong like feelings for this thread so far...

[Viking Kitten]

"Hank's Wife!! Fix me some sammiches!!"

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'...you see, Bobby, your daddy's gene'ation's givin' away everything we fought for! Pannyma Canal. Mexican legs. You people would give back Gandhi's diapers if you had 'em!...'

[Mjcpr]

Good lord, boy! You're wearing butt boobies!

[Viking Kitten]

"Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR."

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'...Well, I never thought I'd see the day when my own son would stop loving me. It's about time! Love's for sissies! Ain't that right, you house full of hookers?...'

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'...That's not for you to worry about. You will never know if you are attractive. It's up to a man to tell you that. You keep eating and I'll tell you when to stop...'