You guys think I'm some sort of militia member?

[Jerk]

What do you think I keep in the house, ready to go? An Uzi? An M-60? An RPG? A Mac-10? An AK-47?

I keep two guns, magazines loaded, not chambered. (this means you'd have to **** the weapon before you could fire it)

Just an old 870 bird gun and a 1911.

That's it.

(I wanted to say this because I give the impression that my house is bunkered down in sandbags and I got a bunch of machine guns..I don't)

btw- did you know that according to federal law every male between 18-45 is a member of the militia?

[Cam]

I've often wondered...

Not that it really matters, it is your right.

[olevetonahill]

There ya go , disappoint us some more .

[Mongo]

I just know that if the **** hits the fan in th US and there is a massive revolution/invasion, I am packing up my artillery and meeting up with Jerk. Olevet, come with us, someone has to supply the panama red.:D

[OUAndy1807]

how many guns total (not just counting the ones you keep loaded)?

[olevetonahill]

I just know that if the **** hits the fan in th US and there is a massive revolution/invasion, I am packing up my artillery and meeting up with Jerk. Olevet, come with us, someone has to supply the panama red.:D
Shat , Just come on down , I got food ,check ,.- water , Check arms - check . smoke - check , Hell I aint leaving :cool:

[Jerk]

how many guns total (not just counting the ones you keep loaded)?

Dude, I don't know, honestly. I have a s**-ton of 1100's and my dad has most of them. I have so many guns around here that my wife has to pick them up to move them out of the way.

[usmc-sooner]

how many guns total (not just counting the ones you keep loaded)?

I've got a pistol with a pistol lock and a 12 gauge that I don't even have shells for at the present time. But I can deliver one mean butt stroke.

[Mongo]

I've got a pistol with a pistol lock and a 12 gauge that I don't even have shells for at the present time. But I can deliver one mean butt stroke.

This is a family board sir:D

[jk the sooner fan]

i think the "non-gun" people would like to think people like Jerk are a very small minority.....but it just isnt so

[usmc-sooner]

This is a family board sir:D

I guess you could take that two ways. Either way it sucks to be on the receiving end. :D

[usmc-sooner]

"I don't need a gun, I've got a Donk"

[Mongo]

"I don't need a gun, I've got a Donk"

But what is cheaper: ammo or Foster's?

[VeeJay]

Jerk sez guns-and-poon are mutually exclusive of one another.

Absent of a large arsenal myself, I think I understand that.

[Hamhock]

Just an old 870 bird gun and a 1911.



ahh..Remington arms. i've killed many a birdie with an 870.

[GottaHavePride]

i think the "non-gun" people would like to think people like Jerk are a very small minority.....but it just isnt so

Hell, once I get a permanent job and some cash flow I'll be buying a few guns. Probably a 12-gauge and a couple of handguns to start.

Until then I'll just have to make do with the ninjas living in the attic.

[Jerk]

Hell, once I get a permanent job and some cash flow I'll be buying a few guns. Probably a 12-gauge and a couple of handguns to start.

Until then I'll just have to make do with the ninjas living in the attic.

870's are cheap, and if I only had one gun, that would probably be the one.

[Mongo]

870's are cheap, and if I only had one gun, that would probably be the one.

Ditto on that, need to get the wife one for the house, and for me to use hunting;) .

And GHP, you only need one handgun for protection, and make it a .45. But if you are wanting to collect guns, then buy up.

[Rhino]

Who needs guns when you have Lite Brites?

[royalfan5]

I want a crossbow. Or a compound bow like the Duke boys with dynamite tipped arrows.

[olevetonahill]

all you need for Home
an 870 ,8 shot
a 357 revolver

[1stTimeCaller]

all you need for Home
an 870 ,8 shot
a 357 revolver

I always had my shotgun loaded with 00,8,8,4,4,00.

hit em hard and if you miss the 8s should at least wing them then the 4s being as they were probably moving away and the 4s will carry a little farther.

[olevetonahill]

I always had my shotgun loaded with 00,8,8,4,4,00.

hit em hard and if you miss the 8s should at least wing them then the 4s being as they were probably moving away and the 4s will carry a little farther.
Good loads
The 357 has exploder rounds tho :D

[Vaevictis]

All I want for Christmas is a semi-automatic shotgun with a pistol grip and an 8 round detachable magazine.

I think I'm going to be dissapointed.