Jared from Subway

[picasso]

it's about time for him to choke on a rib at the greasy spoon.

Warhol was wrong about a few, Jared apparently got 19 minutes.

[royalfan5]

http://deadspin.com/sports/whimsy/jared-fogel-rising-up-the-dating-chart-230724.php

[Boarder]

Hey, us fat people need role models, too. He lost the weight through perseverance and eating a lot of Subway. And parleyed that into a great commercial career. You should be ashamed!

[picasso]

he's inspired me to turn the channel when he's on.

[Boarder]

You're jealous because he gets to hang with Strahan. Go ahead. Admit it.

[picasso]

that's the odd part about the commercial strateegery. ole Jared is just as big as Strahan and the roid puppy pro wrestler.
a better idea would be Jared in a field of grass or a white room ala nothing with which to obtain true scale.

[King Crimson]

i posted this before. SUbway put jared in a bad way with the adkins stuff. guy lost a brazillion pounds eating subs with bread. and then they pimped him for a year with bacon ranch wraps (no carbs). now he's all about the meat. (no fat).

[Harry Beanbag]

MORE MEAT!!!

[oklaclarinet]

that's the odd part about the commercial strateegery. ole Jared is just as big as Strahan and the roid puppy pro wrestler.
a better idea would be Jared in a field of grass or a white room ala nothing with which to obtain true scale.

Wonder how he'll look standing next to figure skater Kimmie Meissner, who is supposed to be in an upcoming commercial.

[King Crimson]

Jared in a white room?

"in a white room, with Jared...." that's not my fave Jack Bruce/Clapton moment to be honest.