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TopDaugIn2000
1/31/2007, 10:35 PM
With all this talk lately about how outrageous and horrid some of these "acts" are on AI, just to get themselves on TV (i.e. "Big Bird", that growling tiger guy, the d00d dressed like a banana, etc) got me to thinking....what would YOUR act be? Something that is SURE to get your TV air time.

for me:

put a little short dress on, curl my hair REAL tight, and sing "Tomorrow". I'd make a GREAT Annie. :P :D :P

(yeah, it would be a nightmare, I admit it)
GottaHavePride
1/31/2007, 10:37 PM
Easy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1609343789154202330
royalfan5
1/31/2007, 10:37 PM
I'd probably just pull my **** out. But then again I'm not very musical.
picasso
1/31/2007, 10:37 PM
Girl you know it's true. Milli Vanillaer

Baby got back.

He stopped lovin her today.

Sunshine on my shoulders.

burp.
picasso
1/31/2007, 10:51 PM
makin my way down town
right downn town and I'm home bound

makin my way down town right down town to the towwwwwwn

da da dadada da
and I'm goin

da da dada da dada
I'm goinn

right downnnnn town
1stTimeCaller
1/31/2007, 11:11 PM
I'd have a dip of snuff in, a sweet trucker hat, pearl snap shirt, cut off jorts and my old pair of work boots on singing:

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June in a Kenworth pullin' logs, cabover Pete with a refer on and a Jimmy haulin' hawgs. We's headed for Bear down I One Oh bout a mile outta Shaky town, I said PigPen this here's the Rubber Duck, I'm bout to put the hammer down.
SoonerAtKU
2/1/2007, 03:07 AM
If I could fake-pee my pants, that'd be it. Otherwise, the real thing would have to do.
SoonerAtKU
2/1/2007, 03:09 AM
Oh, and I'd sing "Open Arms".
yermom
2/1/2007, 03:13 AM
Numa Numa
soonerboomer93
2/1/2007, 03:21 AM
would you have doleo do back up for you, in a pimp outfit?
yermom
2/1/2007, 03:24 AM
i don't need doleo, he would just hold me down
soonerboomer93
2/1/2007, 03:36 AM
it's not always about the need
Beef
2/1/2007, 10:31 AM
I would belt out one of the greatest a capella renditions of Holy Diver ever witnessed.
OUinFLA
2/1/2007, 10:37 AM
Porn Generator
slickdawg
2/1/2007, 10:38 AM
I'd sing a melody of Simon's greatest hits, which means I'd be silent.
soonerbrat
2/1/2007, 10:45 AM
Peanut butter jelly time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=areyUfCNFxY)
picasso
2/1/2007, 11:09 AM
I'd sing a melody of Simon's greatest hits, which means I'd be silent.
is he a writer or a singer? I just thought he was a talent scout.
TheUnnamedSooner
2/1/2007, 11:09 AM
i don't need doleo, he would just hold me down

I thought you liked that though?
stoopified
2/1/2007, 11:20 AM
I would do the horizonztal bop with Salma Hayek and Demi Moore.
TheUnnamedSooner
2/1/2007, 11:21 AM
I don't understand what an "Artificial Intelligence" act is? :confused:
sooneron
2/1/2007, 11:38 AM
A very heart felt rendition of Creep by Radiohead
King Crimson
2/1/2007, 11:55 AM
A very heart felt rendition of Creep by Radiohead

i would do Low Down from OK Computer, if it were me.

my act would involve heavy explosives and probably a great service to the future of the human race.

edit: and the way i hit the soaring sustained vocal notes in the last minute or so of Let Down would have people weeping.

"crruuuuuusssshhhhhhheeeedd liike a buuuuuggggggg in the grouuuuuuuuhuouhouound".